Voicetesting and torturing the muse.

[honestgoods]

No. No. I don't care if you have a key board. What is that even -- hey! [ Sven is nudging his antlers into Kristoff's back. ] Wait a minute-- you're siding with her? [ Another nudge from Sven, this time a little harder, and it almost bucks Kristoff. He makes an audible sound of frustration. ] All right! All right! I'll do it.

[ Folding his arms and turning around to face Sven, glaring at his reindeer friend. ] This better just stay between the three of us, [ glares at mun. ] Okay?

[ Sigh. Deep breath.

Strike up the music. ]

All my life has been clumps of snow in my face
And then suddenly I'm bribed by you

I’ve been working my whole life selling ice
And maybe it’s the carrots talking or it's Sven being rude

But with you, yeah with you
I see your face, and it's nothing like I've ever known before--

[ Pause. ] I'm not going to do this!

Comments

[hanssome]

I think I did it better, personally.

[honestgoods]

Personally, you were lying through your teeth -- which, by the way, I could knock right out.

[snedronningen]

[Don't mind the queen over here giggling a bit.]

Don't stop, it was adorable.

[Though. Still cheesy. Super cheesy.]

[willsuffice]

[A smile, and a brief huff of laughter muffled quickly by her hand.]

Why not? As far as I'm concerned, it's better than the original. [Because, you know, at least he actually means it.]

[honestgoods]

That's not a royally directed order, so I'm going to have to say 'no'.

[ ELSA! That is what Sven would be saying, cantering over and pushing his face against your arm. ]

[honestgoods]

Thank you, err, Your Majesty, but I'm not really in the singing mood right now.

[ Sven's pushing his antlers against Kristoff's back. ]

Hey! I said I'm not going to sing and I'm not!

[hanssome]

Not necessarily. [He does love sandwiches.] I think that's been taken care of.

[honestgoods]

I still see teeth.

[snedronningen]

[She'll be patting Sven's muzzle affectionately. God it was nice to be able to touch things without fear any longer.]

I bet you'd do it if my sister asked you to. And it wouldn't even have to be a a "royally directed order".

[She's got u pegged mister.]

[hanssome]

Then you're far more observant than I gave you credit for.

[honestgoods]

[ And Sven's little puff of tail is wagging. ]

Despite what you think, I can say 'no' to Anna. [ He just sucks at it. ]

[snedronningen]

Really? I'd like to hear an example.

[Cute reindeer is going to be getting a scratch behind the ears as she continues to give Kristoff such sass.]

[honestgoods]

More observant than you that's for sure.

[willsuffice]

It isn't so bad. In fact, I'm sure Anna will like it far better from you.

[Hey there, Sven, thanks for the assist. You are a very good reindeer and if she had one she would give you a carrot right around now.]

[honestgoods]

All right… no, Anna, I am not taking you with me on my next ice run.

[ Sven rolls his eyes and gives Elsa a Look. ]

[hanssome]

I can see why Anna likes you! You have a wonderful sense of humor.

[snedronningen]

And what are the chances she's going to sneak along anyway?

[I mean... to be fair. Kristoff could try to say no. But Anna didn't know the meaning of the word.]

[honestgoods]

You think so? [ He smiles at the image of Anna smiling, asking him to sing. But then he remembers where he is and shakes his head. ] Uh, I mean -- no. No.

[ He's swatting at Sven's antlers from behind him, as Sven keeps poking at him. ]

[honestgoods]

[ And there goes fist to Hans's face #02. ]

[honestgoods]

Oh no no no. Anna couldn't sneak for anything.

[snedronningen]

Point taken.

[...give her a moment.]

Then she'll get Sven to agree that she should come along. [Okay okay. She'll stop now I swear.] What's wrong with my sister accompanying you on an ice run, anyway? She'd love to get out of the palace more.

[willsuffice]

I know so. In fact, I do believe she'll love it. [Does she ship it? Yes. Yes, she does.]

[honestgoods]

Because ice runs are work. Pay the cabin bills. Carrots on the table. When I spend time with Anna, I want it to be when I can focus totally on her and do things she wants.

[hanssome]

[Grunting. Falling. Rubbing his face and looking up at Kristoff with all the spite he can muster.]

You're becoming a bit predictable. [Which is why you ducked, right Hans.]

[honestgoods]

You're giving me your approval, Your Majesty?