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Whoopdee goddamn doo you put me in a dressing room. Yeah how long have you had that app open on your shitty Word knockoff? A week? Get fuckin' moving.

[I want to see more robots!

I want a burrito!]

I want a pony, sometimes we don't get what we want.

Also, Rodimus, baby, call me. I know you're single, I read your comic. We can do dinner or something.

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If yeh gettin' food, I wanna come! 'ho's Rodimus?

[IT'S A TINY DRAGON.

IT'S SO CUTE AND LITTLE AND CUTE AND LOOK AT IT'S TINY LITTLE PAWS]

...

I am getting you everything you ever wanted. We're gonna be best friends!

Rodimus is my future date.

[Cute and immensely bad ass. Brood fall at the immense badassery of the one foot tall purple dragon and X-Man. X-Dragon. Whatever.]

Ok, I 'uess. Fries an' pizza?

Kinda odd 'ame fer a person. [Says the Dragon named after a jet.]

[God they let anyone in there.

Except us.

Fucking bullshit, we're totally awesome and deserve to be on the team. Fuck the X-Men.]

Fries and a pizza it is. Whatever you want.

Well he's a giant robot actually, but shit you should see his hips.

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[Probably to do with the merc killing everybody and the DEAR GOD GET OUT OF MARVEL GIRL'S CLOTHES I CAN'T UNSEE THAT thing. Besides, he has X-Force for that right?]

Yay! Kitty 'ever lets me 'ave pizza. [A blatant lie, Lockheed!] You fancy a giant 'obot 'ude? Cool. [Lockheed often thinks he should start dating human girls but he doubt anyone has a thing for small dragons.]

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There's never a dull moment with you, is there?

[Who the fuck are you.

Do we know him?

Wasn't he in something? Could have sworn he was in something.]

Nope, pretty much the most interesting guy in the world.

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I know the feeling. It's kinda like the whole world wants a piece of you, for better or for worse.

Yeah but at least it's tons of fun.

Hell yeah, it is. Too bad the bars don't you pay their tabs with reputation; I'd be all set, if I could.

(Just like that one time at ~~band camp~~ Marvel vs Capcom 3. Everyone wanted a piece of him there.)

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Okay, you get points for tenacity.

[If anyone could appreciate stubbornness it's Rodimus.]

I'll grow on you eventually. Can't get rid of me.

You do realize, Wade, that talking to your mun like that will probably end badly for you, right?

Oh hey, Summers.

[Asshole

Aren't we divorced?]

Pft what the hell is she gonna do? I make the rules around here, fuck her.

Summers now, hm?

[You're the one that wanted to divorce, Wade.]

Right.

I'm pretty sure you've thought like that before and it hasn't ended well for you in the past.

[IT DOESN'T MATTER]

Hey, I'm still here. That's the important thing.

Like the mun is going to think of a way to actually kill me, what's the worst she's gonna do?

[It totally does. He had to raise the baby by himself, Wade.]

Important thing. Right.

[An eyebrow lifts.]

I think you're underestimating how crazy muns can be.