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dear_mun2013-12-02 03:20 am
santaclaws) wrote in dear_mun2013-12-02 03:20 am
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IDEK. Canon is Dangan Ronpa [Possible spoilers for both games in comments]
Hello and welcome to the Monokuma Theater Winter Special! Take a seat but make sure to bring it back and hold the applause, you bastards!
[No need to applaud even if you wanted to; some terribly low quality sound effects are providing all the claps this Santa Claws needs.]
Ahem...! My second favourite holiday tradition is sitting on Santa's lap and asking for presents. I never had much chance to do it in my youth because the mall security seemed against the idea of letting a ferociously handsome bear such as myself approach a man with a beard but, you know, they didn't have to protect me that way. Why? Upupu... it's because I'm a bear. It's health and safety gone mad, I tells you.
But in order to live up to my childhood dreams - and because I want to laugh at your greed - come and tell Monokuma what you want him to give you for Christmas. Start an orderly queue, fight tooth and nail to the front or wait around like a shy wallflower!
Our story of my crushed hopes and your chance to sate your lust for possessions concludes today's Monokuma Pantomime!
[No need to applaud even if you wanted to; some terribly low quality sound effects are providing all the claps this Santa Claws needs.]
Ahem...! My second favourite holiday tradition is sitting on Santa's lap and asking for presents. I never had much chance to do it in my youth because the mall security seemed against the idea of letting a ferociously handsome bear such as myself approach a man with a beard but, you know, they didn't have to protect me that way. Why? Upupu... it's because I'm a bear. It's health and safety gone mad, I tells you.
But in order to live up to my childhood dreams - and because I want to laugh at your greed - come and tell Monokuma what you want him to give you for Christmas. Start an orderly queue, fight tooth and nail to the front or wait around like a shy wallflower!
Our story of my crushed hopes and your chance to sate your lust for possessions concludes today's Monokuma Pantomime!
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[Sure keep telling yourself that, Souda.]
But if you promise then okay, I guess I can sit on you. [Sits.]
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[Please ignore that, Souda. It's for the best.]
Tell Monoklaus what you want for Christmas, Souda my boy.
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Not... a love potion?
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[Not... exactly.]
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Isn't a love potion a little dishonest?
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