Brand spanking new muse, voicetesting so hard

[loveandlanguish]

I must say, dear lady, you've had some messed up character ideas in your day, but this might take the cake. Seriously, I'm considering calling your therapist right now on your behalf, because this is just not healthy.

What, you don't have a therapist? Ah, that'd be your problem there.



Not that I'm trying to change your mind for you or anything, because so far all the ideas you've had about where to send me are brilliant. Lots of people things to do. Mortals to muck about with. A wife to avoid. All my favourite pastimes, really.


All I'm saying is, I'm pretty weird. As far as character ideas go. Not complaining, just putting it out there. Admitting you have a problem is the first step blah blah everything and all that.

Now tell me more about these 'sex games'...



Sincerely,

O. Baron

Comments

[forgottenmotley]

I've found that even having a therapist doesn't help matters.

I....could not resist >>;;

[faeriekin]

An' thy Lady, Lord? Whither shall Titania be?

[hydrokhoos]

O. Baron, huh? Cute. You might want to clean up a little before heading to a sex game, though. The beard could really use a trim.

[just_displaced]

[There's a lot of things he could say. There's plenty to respond to here. But he's just gonna choose the obvious one.]

I like your beard.

[ofinfinitespace]

Most of them are mad. I've begun to think it a trait requisite for taking on this pastime of theirs.

[Being that pastime isn't particularly pleasant, but it isn't much worse than any other mode of existence. Usually.]

[infernoandhearth]

Well, for one, you have sex in them.

[mechmadeoflove]

I'd ask what kind of pup volunteers for a sex game, but then I saw 'Canon: Sheakspeare' and everything made sense.

[Yes, the fifteen year old knows from Sheakspeare. It was introduced to him with the phrase "Hey want to see dirty jokes in Thee Olde English?"]

Shine on, you iambic pentameter diamond.