Brand spanking new muse, voicetesting so hard

[loveandlanguish]

I must say, dear lady, you've had some messed up character ideas in your day, but this might take the cake. Seriously, I'm considering calling your therapist right now on your behalf, because this is just not healthy.

What, you don't have a therapist? Ah, that'd be your problem there.



Not that I'm trying to change your mind for you or anything, because so far all the ideas you've had about where to send me are brilliant. Lots of people things to do. Mortals to muck about with. A wife to avoid. All my favourite pastimes, really.


All I'm saying is, I'm pretty weird. As far as character ideas go. Not complaining, just putting it out there. Admitting you have a problem is the first step blah blah everything and all that.

Now tell me more about these 'sex games'...



Sincerely,

O. Baron

Comments

[ofinfinitespace]

It is a perennial fault of mine to speak ahead of the matter. Sir, if you found offense in my matter, I do beg your pardon and extend my apologies, so long as you believe them to be true.

Would you like to know? If I am mad? Or do you dare base determination on your own discrimination?

[loveandlanguish]

I'd be interested on your own take of the subject.

[ofinfinitespace]

[Will Hamlet turn down an opportunity to speak about himself?

Ahahahahahahahahaha no.]

I am mad as any man has been, yet not so mad as I appear. My madness is defined by no thoughts beyond this skull, yet I myself cannot compass it, outline its principle parts, or speak it in its fullness.

I tell you I am mad, and I say that I am bound to the burdens of reason.

But why should you trust the words of a man who may be mad and - what is infinitely more confounding - who is certainly a man? Which is to say a human, which is to say a being of infinite and negated consequence. What I am is contradiction, but that is no great news.

[loveandlanguish]

Trust is over-rated at any rate.

[ofinfinitespace]

Indeed. For man may smile and smile, etc. etc.

What make you of my reason, then?