forever homeless i'm sure;

[batterypowered]

You're kidding me with this right? I see you over there, giving me eyes, then the other guy, and that app isn't even mine.

I have to tell you, I'm deeply offended. Stark Industries is offended. Your nation is offended. (Well, actually, they're always offended, but this one occasion is specifically for you. There are trophies with your name on them and everything, I'd know, I had them engraved.)

Come on, what is this, I'm only worth 12% of your time? It hurts, it really does.

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[chaostic]

That helmet was given to me, I did not choose it's shape. [If Stark has a problem with it he can take it up with the Forges and the Allfather.]

You know the rate at which you're complaining I'd think you were wanting the accessory for yourself. [Smirk] You could just ask for it.

It's okay I won't tell anyone. [Actually he will. He'll post it all over the god damn universe so watch out with that, Stark.]

After all, over-compensating gold is your color. [Annnnd because Loki is a gigantic troll, he's going to use a touch of magick. With a snap of his fingers he can create the illusion of that gold helmet on top of Stark's head.]

Hm, something's missing. . .a touch of red and green perhaps? [Another snap, and helmet shifts to have the colors half and half.]

Now that has the appearance of a Yuletide Tree. [See? He got the christmas reference! Kind of.]