forever homeless i'm sure;

[batterypowered]

You're kidding me with this right? I see you over there, giving me eyes, then the other guy, and that app isn't even mine.

I have to tell you, I'm deeply offended. Stark Industries is offended. Your nation is offended. (Well, actually, they're always offended, but this one occasion is specifically for you. There are trophies with your name on them and everything, I'd know, I had them engraved.)

Come on, what is this, I'm only worth 12% of your time? It hurts, it really does.

Comments

[chaostic]

12% is much more than a meager human deserves. I would venture for you mundane to reconsider. Spend far less time than allotted.

Clearly they're wasting even such a miniscule percentage on you, Stark

[sonofcoul]

I think it's safe to file the situation squarely under 'inconvenience' instead of 'tragedy', Mr. Stark.

you said the name

[flightofdeath]

Learning one's place can, at first, prove difficult, but acceptance should come with time.

[incrediblebanner]

Somehow, I think you'll survive.

[hotpeppers]

Oh, well now you know how that 12% feels.

[let_it_go]

That's a lot of offended people. Some countries do seem more restless than others.

[anomaliiiiies]

The offense is rather strong, Mr. Stark.

[ms_pepperpotts]

Mmm. I'm sure that is only an oversight.

[thecavalry]

That's some considerable amount of sand in your panties, Stark.

[secretways]

The suit not enough to prevent you being overlooked, Stark? [Loki looks pretty amused at your annoyance.]