voice... testing... a raging asshole...

[hatefully]

The only reason you "picked" this version of me, worm, is because the anime was cancelled without an ending, and you lack even the basic motivation to go look on a backwater website like Youtube for all the video game. . . playthroughs. You disgust me. As do all your kind.

Now, use that meager bit of meat you call a brain. . . and leave me be.

Comments

[onehalfmega]

Bass-!

[Wow whoa. Of all the faces he'd see around here, he didn't expect him to be one.]

Haha, you sound like yourself. Wouldn't that be a good sign even with the problems your mun might be causing?

[hatefully]

[ well, that's a face that could be potentially useful if only because: idly checks to see if Megaman's with him.

. . .

nope.

how useless can this operator get? ]

. . . Human. [ :| ]

Hmph. As if a bleating wimp like her could change who I am. Any 'problems' she might cause will be insignificant once I take my leave of her.

[onehalfmega]

[Rude, Bass gosh. MegaMan is in his PET, okay. Safe and sound and totally not going to be separated from him ever.

who are we kidding these are the Hikari twins, one of them is bound to die-]

Lan. It's my name.

[He's grinning, not really phased by Bass. I mean, come on. He's dealt with Chaud's own attitude in the past.]

Well...I admit muns can be a little mean sometimes, but they're not always bad! Since you're here now why don't we talk for a bit Bass? You're not in any hurry, right?

[hatefully]

[ if Megaman's not where he can battle and soundly defeat, then kill him, then he is not here at all!1

so says anime law.

also Forte heard a noise just now, it sounded like the human was talking? about his name? but obviously he wasn't saying anything of value so it's totally ignored. ]

My mun is as loathsome as the rest of your race. Filth is filth, even if it deludes itself into thinking it can command one such as me. [ then he scowls a little. ] . . .

I suppose not.

[ his ego. wouldn't let him realize that he literally can't do anything or go anywhere right now. ]

[onehalfmega]

[That's okay he gets it. You live for the battles. He's not complaining.]

You know I don't think anyone's usually happy being stuck with some of the things their mun puts them through.

[Seriously forget that noise man, even the Pollyanna Lan has stories. STORIES. ...which he'll forgive if his mun apologies, oops. At least he still looks happy at Bass' Forte's response.]

When you get the chance to leave, where are you heading off too, anyway?

[hatefully]

[ what else is there to live for, besides that and plotting the end of humanity? ]

Anybody who is content to be jerked around for entertainment by a measly human would deserve their unhappiness. [ obviously Forte is excepted from this because he doesn't get jerked around by anyone ever. ever, you hear. ]

. . .

[ The operator's cheery happiness sickens him. He grunts, restraining his temper with some effort. ]

Some knock-off of the cyber world with pet viruses, or somewhere else. She's so relentlessly pathetic she hasn't decided on anything yet.

[onehalfmega]

[It's your life man, you figure that question out-

There's a frown on Lan's face at that.]

... ...I don't think that's right. No matter how strong or not a person is nobody deserves to be unhappy.

[That includes you too Forte sry2say.]

You mean there's a cyber world around these parts too?

[YEEEEEES, the internet is kind of boring here. Oh man later MegaMan and him will have to explore that-]

Well, whatever she decides to do...I hope you get to do what you want to, Bass.

[hatefully]

[ the answer is: violence.

violence is the answer to all life's problems. ]

How typical of an gnat to think like that. [ keep your anime protag disease to yourself, god!! he doesn't even like you, human. ]

Of course there is.

[ It doesn't seem too boring around here, the mundane notes helpfully in spite of Forte's relentlessly unhelpful attitude. ]

. . .

Tch. Right now, I want nuisances like yourself to get out of my sight, hopefully forever. Her decision will have no impact on my actions. [ yeah, keep telling yourself that, Forte. ]

[onehalfmega]

I told you, the name's Lan! Lan Hikari!

[Wow, whoa. Rude Forte. And excuse u he's got the game brande of shounen protag!! ...which is admittedly not any better than the anime. In fact he might be worse.]

That's not going to happen Bass! Besides, you just got here. It's kinda nice see a familiar face like yours.

[Also his mun would like to thank Forte's for the link. She'll definitely stalk for grumpy Forte action.]

[superstylishsquid]

Hmm, you too? I wonder what it is with humans and leaving stories unfinished.

*Though in his case, the other version's history is further complicated by an unlockable storyline that most likely isn't canon but introduces a major relationship for him.*

[hatefully]

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why is he bothering to talk to any of these people? because his mun wouldn't let him lea- Forte blatantly refuses to admit that he doesn't have a say in staying and talking to weaklings so, in a condescending tone: ]

It would require them having the spine to take responsibility for their creations, so to speak.

[ the mun still sympathizes with your similar dilemma. ]

[superstylishsquid]

*Call him a weakling to his face, go on. He'll be more than happy to shove an electrified sword through yours.*

A bit of dedication wouldn't hurt, either. I wonder if they even realize that letting these projects drop makes them seem incompetent. Honestly, I doubt it. People rarely seem to realize when they're just making fools of themselves.

[hatefully]

[ sorry, this dude's a shameless godmod. you don't want to try that.

but he'd happily call you that and more to your face. ]

Humans are greedy, short-sighted fools. They are incompetent. Lazy. Incapable of recognizing their own errors. That is all there is to it. It is hardly limited to only 'dropping projects.'

[superstylishsquid]

*This guy's also a little bit overpowered. Actual demon who can command lightning and storms, after all. He would love an opponent who won't go down easily...but he does prefer to fight heroes.*

Don't you think you're generalizing a bit? I've met some remarkably selfless and driven humans...and more than a couple non-humans that were utterly worthless as anything other than comic relief.

[hatefully]

[ Almost bored: ]

No. Not at all, actually. [ like... he doesn't even see the need to explain it any further.

humanity had his hatred, fellow Navis had his contempt. ]

[superstylishsquid]

Then I guess that makes you one of the short-sighted fools.

*He, by contrast, sounds almost amused. He does tend to enjoy watching people flounder in their own idiocy, as long as it doesn't affect him.*

After all, you know what they say about assumptions.

[hatefully]

Oh? [ ... he doesn't care what the other has to say or if he's amused. shockingly?? ] Don't make me laugh.

[ dismissively; ]

I care nothing about the opinions of weaklings.

double raging asshole voice test ftw??

[justwantstokillyou]

[Oh hey, another human-hating program. This makes you slightly interesting to Dark ProtoMan.]

Having trouble with your little human 'pet'? [This is what he's apparently decided Mundanes are.]

aw yes yolo go for it

[hatefully]

[ . . .

ah. it looks like one of those human pups got careless with their Navi.

he tilts his head. ]

A pet would have some measure of value. [ humans, by his definition, have none. so nah. ] Are you implying she has the power to be more than a slight inconvenience to me?

aww ye

[justwantstokillyou]

Hmph. [That response about value makes this one smile.] From what I've heard, these 'mundanes' apparently have the power to send us anywhere against our will...

...although to me, it just sounds like the whining of someone who's too weak to fight the control of a worthless human.

[hatefully]

[ Your hair is stupid and you are weaker than me, but at least you have sense in regards humans. :| ]

Bemoaning your own helplessness is the pastime of cowards and junk data. If they cannot stand on their own, that is their own fault. [ A sneer, and then nearly thoughtfully: ]

What a change in tune, Protoman.

[justwantstokillyou]

Exactly.

[Dark ProtoMan's finding this guy to be more and more interesting...even if he would object to both of those statements if he heard them. (Except for the humans suck part. Only sensible programs agree with that, really.)]

So you know of me? [He says that, yet he doesn't sound very surprised.] Heh. I'm not the weak NetNavi I once was. I've been reborn as a Darkloid.

[hatefully]

I would make note of your impaired memory, but apparently my. . . presence is quite lacking in the anime.

[ those statements are objective fact, sorry to say! Forte is the Strongesttm. your hair is stupid. no arguments for this will be accepted. (and obviously, that is true.) ]

I recall your pitiful attempts to challenge me alongside Megaman. [ Forte racked his eyes over Dark Protoman. yeah, he sees the increased energy levels, but. not much difference in terms of strength. ] A Darkloid? Those bottomfeeders?

[ he doesn't feel very charitable towards Darkloids since they tried to use him, rudely interrupted his battle, and Darksoul unsuccessfully ate him. ]

And how have you handled the dark power?

[justwantstokillyou]

[Well, maybe you are the Strongest(tm) Bass, but don't diss the hair ok. Clearly its unkempt state is a sign of his being the ultimate rebel against humanity and good shampoo!!1]

Your presence...? ['Anime'...??? It was mentioned at the start but still, what even is that. Dark ProtoMan's clearly lost. It would probably help if he knew what a 4th wall was.

...Although the mention of challenging you alongside MegaMan sparks a bit of memory....]

...Wait...I know you. You're Bass, the ultimate NetNavi. [Now that is especially interesting.] I've handled my newfound power well, for the time I've had it so far. You sound like you underestimate what it can do for us Darkloids...

[Okay, so Dark ProtoMan was only very recently turned into a Darkloid and hasn't done too much outside of flip the bird to his former Operator, but he can still brag, right? Yes, totally.]

Why don't you come with me back to Nebula and give it a try for yourself?

[hatefully]

[ The fact that Dark Protoman has butt-length hair at all is the sigh of ultimate rebellion against the status quo and also humanity, and also a badge of his newly-aqquired edginess. only wimpy do-gooders use shampoo!1 ]

You aren't aware. . . ? Whatever then. [ :|||| The... 'joke's' not funny if the other person doesn't get the context behind it. lol

It may be an interesting tidbit of information to be recalled for him, but to Forte, it's simply a fact. ]

As you say. I wonder how long you've been off your leash. [ That was a subtle burn to what he didn't know really was empty bragging, but was he still contemptuous towards the other for his prior association with humans. Then he blinks, before letting out a hoarse chuckle. ] Don't be ridiculous. Has it damaged your mind? I have no need for flimsy imitations like that, unlike you Darkloids.

[ In comparison, Forte had been using darkness for quite a long time and also got some major power-ups in that area later on. Yep. ]

And I don't collaborate with scum.

[ Or anybody, really. Even people who are his 'allies.' But... Yeah. Goddamn Regal. And Nebula. ]