voice... testing... a raging asshole...

[hatefully]

The only reason you "picked" this version of me, worm, is because the anime was cancelled without an ending, and you lack even the basic motivation to go look on a backwater website like Youtube for all the video game. . . playthroughs. You disgust me. As do all your kind.

Now, use that meager bit of meat you call a brain. . . and leave me be.

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[superstylishsquid]

*Call him a weakling to his face, go on. He'll be more than happy to shove an electrified sword through yours.*

A bit of dedication wouldn't hurt, either. I wonder if they even realize that letting these projects drop makes them seem incompetent. Honestly, I doubt it. People rarely seem to realize when they're just making fools of themselves.

[hatefully]

[ sorry, this dude's a shameless godmod. you don't want to try that.

but he'd happily call you that and more to your face. ]

Humans are greedy, short-sighted fools. They are incompetent. Lazy. Incapable of recognizing their own errors. That is all there is to it. It is hardly limited to only 'dropping projects.'

[superstylishsquid]

*This guy's also a little bit overpowered. Actual demon who can command lightning and storms, after all. He would love an opponent who won't go down easily...but he does prefer to fight heroes.*

Don't you think you're generalizing a bit? I've met some remarkably selfless and driven humans...and more than a couple non-humans that were utterly worthless as anything other than comic relief.

[hatefully]

[ Almost bored: ]

No. Not at all, actually. [ like... he doesn't even see the need to explain it any further.

humanity had his hatred, fellow Navis had his contempt. ]

[superstylishsquid]

Then I guess that makes you one of the short-sighted fools.

*He, by contrast, sounds almost amused. He does tend to enjoy watching people flounder in their own idiocy, as long as it doesn't affect him.*

After all, you know what they say about assumptions.

[hatefully]

Oh? [ ... he doesn't care what the other has to say or if he's amused. shockingly?? ] Don't make me laugh.

[ dismissively; ]

I care nothing about the opinions of weaklings.

[superstylishsquid]

*Oh. Now he's not so amused.*

Hold up a second. I certainly hope you aren't calling me a weakling. Do I have to actually show you where assumptions get you?

[hatefully]

[ :) :) :) ]

Is there anybody else expressing an opinion around here. . . ? Or are you suffering the organic version of a hearing glitch?

K-keywords, oops.

[superstylishsquid]

Nah, I'd just hoped for your sake that you were speaking in the abstract.

*The sky suddenly turns dark, angry black clouds covering it completely and rumbling with thunder. Strangely, the lightning streaking between them is a violent shade of purple rather than white or pale blue. More lightning crackles in his hand and shapes itself into a double edged sword with a guard reminiscent of a dragon head and wings.*

I tend to feel a bit unfulfilled after beating up idiots.

I'm sorry. :')

[hatefully]

. . .

[ Forte is unimpressed. it shows on his face as he stares at him and the sword forming in his hand. ]

Ah, it's Alastor. I expect him to pick fights, he lives for it.

[superstylishsquid]

*He flares his black bat wings and takes to the air, even though they should be far too small to carry him. His pointed devil's tail flicks behind him as the storm increases in volume.*

Not one for running your mouth in combat? Well, that's a change of pace from my usual.

*He points his sword at Forte and a bolt of lightning streaks down from the clouds, aimed for its master's new enemy.*

Forte isn't much better.

[hatefully]

[ continues to be! incredibly unimpressed. you aren't Megaman, who he would spend the entire battle yelling at, or another Nevi, when he hasn't decided if he wants to try the taste of organic flesh out or not. ]

. . .

[ the bolt of lightning doesn't reach its target and bounces off uselessly.

projected attacks will have no effect, thanks to the fact he has three different, self-regenerating, stupidly powerful Auras. ]

His attitude annoys Alastor, too. He's a complicated jerk.

[superstylishsquid]

Huh...well that's interesting.

*Oh well. He likes his lightning but he's loathe to be a one trick pony. He dives from the air, swinging his demonic sword in a smooth motion.*

Let's be real: Forte's attitude annoys EVERYBODY, not just Alastor.

[hatefully]

[ This guy offers a very boring fight. unimpressed unimpressed.

WE HOPE HE ENJOYS THAT SWORD STRIKE BEING CASUALLY BLOCKED TOO. BY (one of the Auras) THE DARK AURA. (a black bubble that flickers into view when the demonic sword hits it. FEEL THE PAIN OF VIDEO GAME PLAYERS EVERYWHERE.

in a withering tone of voice: ]

Is this it?

Admittedly XD But Alastor has a temper.

[superstylishsquid]

*He...actually doesn't seem bothered. Single stroke battles are no fun...and it's not like his own world isn't full of people who use energy auras to block attacks.*

I wouldn't be much of a warrior if I gave up that easily.

*And so he drops to the ground, swinging his foot at Forte's ankle. It moves fast and hard, almost a blur.*

S-sigh. |T (sorry about the powermoding :( )

[hatefully]

[ he's floating. he's been floating an inch or two off the ground for the duration of their conversation, actually. it's the mun's fault for not mentioning it in the brackets whelp

so the navi moves out of the way of that blurred strike; much too easily. this pest wasn't exactly Serenade material. ]

Instead, you invest your energy into being a waste of my time.

[ he refuses to deign to putting any effort into this since he likes data over organic flesh. Alastor would have to show him that he was even worth a sliver of the energy it would take to tear him apart. Forte moves in the blink of an eye, a Dark Arm Blade forming in his fist, and you know. tries to cut off both of those wings on Alastor's back. or at least one of them. ]

Oh, you should see him when a duel with his rival gets interrupted. He fried a friend for it once...

[superstylishsquid]

(And no worries. He's pretty hard to pin down himself and his rival can slow everything down to pull of Matrix dodges...)

*And then, all of a sudden, Alastor isn't there anymore. Instead he's floating above with a dropkick vicious enough to shatter pavement.*

[hatefully]

[ He crosses both arms to catch Alastor's foot and block it, ignoring the resulting crater cracking the floor around him.

Forte knocks him back with a surge of force, and then vanishes. ]