voice... testing... a raging asshole...

[hatefully]

The only reason you "picked" this version of me, worm, is because the anime was cancelled without an ending, and you lack even the basic motivation to go look on a backwater website like Youtube for all the video game. . . playthroughs. You disgust me. As do all your kind.

Now, use that meager bit of meat you call a brain. . . and leave me be.

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[hatefully]

[ completely tunes out any repetition of this stupid human's name again. rude is the name of the game here, buddy.

game or anime brand, just keep it the hell away from him, thanks. ]

I'm going to strangle you if you don't shut up. [ >:| hateful glower!1 well, it's not nice to see your familiar face since you don't have Megaman available to kick the crap out of! ] I will be taking my leave of here as soon as possible.

[ His mun is welcome, glad to help, Lan's mun~! ]

[onehalfmega]

[hey Forte hey Forte you know what's great? It's in his contract as Alternate Rock to bother the crap out of Bass/Fortes.

what]

You can, but that's not going to keep me from talking.

[Forte used Intimidation! ...it wasn't very effect.]

Heh, well no one's here to stop you.

[Except y'know, your mun.]

[hatefully]

[ he hates you so much. okay, he hates all humans but right now he hates Lan so damn much. don't mock him! ]

It is notoriously difficult to speak with a crushed throat, human.

[ so let's try Throttling This Stupid Boy! Forte moves to step forward...

but can't. he's stuck. ]

. . . !

[ yeah, his man doesn't want Forte to murder a Lan on his first dang post, really no sir. ]

[onehalfmega]

Yeah? Well I'm not going to just stand around either-

[Lan's looking pretty surprised when Forte seemed frozen.]

Hey, what's going on?

[hatefully]

[ what's going on

is also what's running through Forte's mind while he's stuck. give him a few seconds. then the anger will start building up. ]

[onehalfmega]

[Oh man, what does he do? Forte just threatened him sure but he couldn't let him be stuck like this. Time to be a dumb shounen protag and try to tug Forte forward.]

You really can't be stuck can you?!

[hatefully]

[ luckily (in Forte's mind) the paralysis breaks before Lan can do more than grab onto his cloak; he jumps floats backward like he'd been burned. ]

Get away from me, you wretched little -

[ SO MAD

BECAUSE HE JUST FIGURED IT OUT

MUN!1 how dare any human demonstrate any degree of power over him, how dare they. ]

[onehalfmega]

[Lan's takes a stop back at Forte's outburst. He knows that it's nooooo good when somebody doesn't like being touched-. Although he's regarding the Navi in front of him with a confused, yet concerned expression.]

What's wrong?

[Man being oblivious is a blessing.]

[hatefully]

[ really??

if he hadn't figured out that attempting to kill the human had earned him that paralysis thanks to the oh-so-convient timing of it and his bleating mun's spinelessness, Forte would have either hit him or ran him through. instead, he settles for making a disgusted noise and clenching his fists. ]

. . .

Spare me your idiocity.

[ internally fuming.

humans.

oh, the humiliation. she would pay for this later. ]

[onehalfmega]

Wha-

[He's looking mad.]

Hey, I was only trying to help!

[Wow he's being super rude like when he first met Chaud. Minus there being any dere from Fort because lbr, it's Forte.]

[hatefully]

"Help?"

[ like we said: rude is the name of the asshole game. he sneers; ]

The last thing I would ever want is "help" from you, human.

[ y e p Forte is the negative opposite of dere. ] So again, spare me your idiocity.

[onehalfmega]

[Sheesh, who forgot to put sugar in their cereal this morning? Spoilers: it's always Forte.]

It's not about whether want help or not. If you're in trouble I just can't ignore it.

[Did you not get that from meeting MegaMan??? Wow.]

I'm fine with that. It's still won't keep my from meddling, though.

[hatefully]

Hmph.

[ eternally waking up on the wrong side of the bed. no, scratch that. the wrong side of life. ]

You're pretty foolish, even for a human. A remarkable accomplishment. [ have some contempt! like, he gets Megaman is inflicted with a fatal case of 'help everybody,' and 'save my friends!1' because that's who he is but he doesn't give a crap about his operator's personality. ]

. . . And a nuisance on top of that. Get lost.

[onehalfmega]

[Silly Forte, they have Wonder Twin Powers. The both suffer from GOTTA HELP EVERYONE and almost die in the process syndrome. Almost like Optimus Prime! ...except they're not Pacifists.

Lan's totally not pouting (he is) at Forte's biting remarks.]

I can take a hint, but don't think for a second MegaMan and I won't come charging in to help if there's ever a reason to.

[There's alwaysa reason. HE KNOWS, but whatever, whatever. He can take a hint and start skating outtie.]

[hatefully]

[ fine! make all the face you want, you stupid human. he doesn't need your help! or Megaman's. not now, not ever!

a growl; ]

Really? Don't be impudent.

[ and then finally, he can flounce dramatically stomp in a huff float off, and ditch Lan. victory. ]