possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

Comments

lol typos too as well.

[dilemma]

I don't recall asking for commentary from the peanut gallery.

[ but since he's got you here— ] So...space..

<33 i do it all the time

[coy]

Yeah, space. The only upside is there's no sun. Seriously, that's the only upside. Oh and no Klaus. Yet.

[dilemma]

Spoiler alert: he's the worst in an enclosed space.

[ trust him! ]

Your boy toy still hanging around?

[coy]

I think between us we could figure out how to airlock him. I mean that's got to hurt an Original a little bit.

And yeah, Tyler's still here. Ric and Jenna are too. [ hayley doesn't count.]

[dilemma]

Well, now that we have bait. [ yup, that's a not-so-veiled criticism.

you know how damon feels about wolves. ]

Fantastic. Gang's all here.

[coy]

No, no. I'm done being bait-girl.

[dilemma]

You say that now...

[ right, trying not to be a dick. ]

Anything I should brace myself for? I'm not interested in getting sucker punched the second I arrive.

[ wrong caroline. like he realizes that right now. ]

[coy]

Everyone is currently memory sharing so your deepest, darkest secret gets revealed to random people.

[dilemma]

Taking the shared part of my nightmare comment way too literally. Beats brainwashing—[ on second thought? probably not. ]

[coy]

And this is the point where we've become too jaded.

[dilemma]

[ cue his condescending voice: ] It's been a long 170 years. I didn't need memory overshare on top of it.

[coy]

It's not like I want other people in my brian.

[dilemma]

Is it randos or did your bee-eff get in on the action?

[ which is honestly more horrendous in his book. ]

*BRAIN not brian /sob

[coy]

Tyler was one of them, yeah. [ and it sucked.] He saw some of my memories.

i didn't even catch it, you're just balancing out my typos

[dilemma]

Talk about couples therapy. [ this would seem more sympathetic if he weren't sort of mocking her. ] It could be worse, Barbie.

[ alright, that last part was genuine at least. ]

with our powers combined...

[coy]

It wasn't that bad. Minus the whole guilt trip we gave each other.

[dilemma]

Sounds like loads of fun. Not looking forward to it.