possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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[coy]

No, no. I'm done being bait-girl.

[dilemma]

You say that now...

[ right, trying not to be a dick. ]

Anything I should brace myself for? I'm not interested in getting sucker punched the second I arrive.

[ wrong caroline. like he realizes that right now. ]

[coy]

Everyone is currently memory sharing so your deepest, darkest secret gets revealed to random people.

[dilemma]

Taking the shared part of my nightmare comment way too literally. Beats brainwashing—[ on second thought? probably not. ]

[coy]

And this is the point where we've become too jaded.

[dilemma]

[ cue his condescending voice: ] It's been a long 170 years. I didn't need memory overshare on top of it.

[coy]

It's not like I want other people in my brian.

[dilemma]

Is it randos or did your bee-eff get in on the action?

[ which is honestly more horrendous in his book. ]

*BRAIN not brian /sob

[coy]

Tyler was one of them, yeah. [ and it sucked.] He saw some of my memories.

i didn't even catch it, you're just balancing out my typos

[dilemma]

Talk about couples therapy. [ this would seem more sympathetic if he weren't sort of mocking her. ] It could be worse, Barbie.

[ alright, that last part was genuine at least. ]

with our powers combined...

[coy]

It wasn't that bad. Minus the whole guilt trip we gave each other.

[dilemma]

Sounds like loads of fun. Not looking forward to it.