possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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[effusive]

I don't think you need me to answer that one.

[dilemma]

Oh, good, I don't have to be disappointed in you too. You win the prize.

[effusive]

How would I ever recover if you were? Besides, I'm sure there's already a line around the block just waiting to disagree.

So, what do I get? A lecture-free conversation?

ponytail icons 4 life

[dilemma]

You could probably make it up to me.

[ his eyebrows are so suggestive. it's very pg-13. ]

The satisfaction of not being an idiot?

I'M WEAK also she's looking at damon it's the perfect icon

[effusive]

[ deflecting your suggestive eyebrows with uninterested eyeroll. ]

Trust me, it's not much of a consolation coming from you.

[ ANYWAY. ] So. Going for round two in space? Good luck with that.

S U R E (but it is)

[dilemma]

[ stop playing hard to get elena. give in to the eyebrows. ]

Not by choice. I don't know how a year of hell wasn't enough.

blue shirt can come too

[effusive]

[ except u love it. ]

Well, at least you won't be missing much in Mystic Falls.

and the bathtub of course

[dilemma]

[ marginally. ]

We don't talk about Mystic Falls. Not my rule.

plus scotch

[effusive]

Let me guess, what happens in Mystic Falls stays in Mystic Falls kinda deal?

bourbon, GOD DEE DO YOU EVEN KNOW THEM

[dilemma]

More like what happens in Mystic Falls is a shitshow, but. You've got the right idea.

WHATEVER I ONLY THINK IN ANCHORMAN QUOTES

[effusive]

Doesn't sound like the Tranquility is much better though.

HIS APARTMENT SMELLS OF RICH MAHOGANY AND LEATHER BOUND BOOKS

[dilemma]

Yeah, well, I don't really have a choice here, do I? My rock and my hard place are both bitches.

[ give him a sec before he smiles like a dork because double entendre. ]

IT'S NOT FAR OFF

[effusive]

[ w o w. ]

Hilarious, Damon. And we're back to where we started.

omg that icon

[dilemma]

[ he thinks he's funny ( aka that thing all of my characters get in their brackets ) ]

Well, I do aim to please.

[ BECAUSE HE'S A DICK. GET IT? ]

i'm pulling out all the stops tonight

[effusive]

[ HIL-AR-I-OUS ]

I think you missed the mark a little.

ABUSES ITALICS.

[dilemma]

C'mon. We both know I never miss.

[ you are just walking into all of these elena. ]

threadjacks in lo's post SORRY NOT SORRY

[sufferances]

Except the event of the week. Unless Caroline's working on that in space.

MOUTHBREATHES

[effusive]

I wouldn't put it past her. Even if something tells me they aren't exactly having decade dances up there in space.

HELLO MY DARLING

[sufferances]

Let's hope for Damon's sake they've got a well-stocked bar.

HELLO HELLO

[effusive]

Well, Ric's up there. I don't think we have to worry about that.

WOW THANKS FOR THE NOTIF DW

[sufferances]

So that just leaves everything else to worry about. As usual.

IKR RUDE

[effusive]

Right. Like him not tossing someone out an airlock, or whatever futuristic torture methods he can come up with on a spaceship.

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE DW

[sufferances]

At least the airlocks are cleaner than his usual methods.

[ the bright side??? ]

[dilemma]

[ damon hates both of you. ]

[sufferances]

[ wow that is an obvious lie!! ]