possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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HIS APARTMENT SMELLS OF RICH MAHOGANY AND LEATHER BOUND BOOKS

[dilemma]

Yeah, well, I don't really have a choice here, do I? My rock and my hard place are both bitches.

[ give him a sec before he smiles like a dork because double entendre. ]

IT'S NOT FAR OFF

[effusive]

[ w o w. ]

Hilarious, Damon. And we're back to where we started.

omg that icon

[dilemma]

[ he thinks he's funny ( aka that thing all of my characters get in their brackets ) ]

Well, I do aim to please.

[ BECAUSE HE'S A DICK. GET IT? ]

i'm pulling out all the stops tonight

[effusive]

[ HIL-AR-I-OUS ]

I think you missed the mark a little.

ABUSES ITALICS.

[dilemma]

C'mon. We both know I never miss.

[ you are just walking into all of these elena. ]

damon speaks in italics tbf

[effusive]

Yeah, well, I'd say I'm doing a pretty good job dodging a lot of things right now.

[ ...... ] Hopefully I'm not jinxing myself.