re: thinky thoughts on games.

[testifies]

Simply saying 'no' seems like a futile endeavor in the long run of what will undoubtedly be a whirlwind of indecision and transparent worries. I'm saying it anyway; no. I've grown fond of this tiny space of the internet in which you and I have become comfortable in, wherein I don't have to do anything ridiculous or downright awful. Look at all the fucks I'm giving over whether or not that's selfish.
Spoiler: it's 0.
I'll be selfish if I fucking want to on this matter.

If you're going to do it, then do it.
Better me than anyone else you have in your repertoire of chumps. It just feels cowardly going in alone, so to speak. Call it sentimental all you like, but I'd rather have back-up that I trust rather than anything else that might be thrown at me.

This entire thing is so incredibly asinine, I don't understand how you can be insensate about it.

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[thighstraps]

I could have gone my entire life without languishing in the shit stained decoration of your imagination but thanks anyway.
Yes i know what you mean though!
I feel like im destined to shoot off somewhere once i have enough canon material under the proverbial belt.
*Tightens it to ward off slip ups until then.*

[testifies]

That's a bold faced lie. You'd live a terribly boring life without me to share the inner workings of my mind.

That's a smart move. Waiting until the game shoots off at the very least, seems wise enough.
Or rather, waiting to find out if we all survive until the game shoots off, seems wise.
This fourth wall business is fucking depressing, I have to be honest.

[thighstraps]

I should like to arrive somewhere else before i die since its inevitable i suppose.
I cant very darned well feel up to scratch if ive sodded around and kicked the bucket in the game because of my own foolish actions.
That would be an awfully distressing state to turn up in...
Especially if the rest of you arent around.
The fourth wall isnt too depressing when it lets us take a gander at what the other is doing.

[testifies]

Cut that bullshit out.
Your new mission, set by General Strider, is to stay alive indefinitely. If I see you talking that pessimistic talk again, you'll be strifing me and brobot at the same time. Got me?
I know I've been encouraging you to be realistic, but christ, English. I won't let you die.

Yeah.
It's a nice change from being told a flat out 'no' to spoilers by our alien acquaintances.
I'll repair brobot at some point. Find him a new power source, probably.

[thighstraps]

Im not going to lay down and die without a fight but lets be realistic about the fact my dream self is dead.
I wont be reaching god tier any way that my mundane can figure it.

Brobot would appreciate that and then presume to immediately start whaling on my backside as hard as possible in the form of a return greeting.
Hes a good fighter so i dont really mind the full extent of his efforts.

[testifies]

We'll figure something out.
Perhaps if Jane ascends to god tier, she can do something about it.

He'd only be doing what he's designed to do.
Do you feel strong, on that note?

[thighstraps]

I live in hope! Not to put too fine a pun on it.

Do i what now??
I feel battered and bruised and exhausted more than anything.

[testifies]

As though you could resist.

When I sent you him, piece by piece, it was all to make you stronger.
So I suppose what I'm asking is: do you feel as though you have improved as a fighter?

[thighstraps]

I must be if im staying awake for longer before he clocks me out cold.
Hes a thrilling partner and you did a bang up job on him.

[testifies]

Your downtime seems to be improving too.

[thighstraps]

How do you mean??

[testifies]

You weren't out cold for very long, this time.

[thighstraps]

Well i was startled out of it by a rather comely young miss!
I dont think any chap could have remained asleep for long undergoing such astonishment in his own head as all that.

[testifies]

It's suspicious, more than anything.

[thighstraps]

All she did was wave!
She seemed very nice to me the sort of girl you could wander right up to and spring an introduction on without too much of a kerfuffle.

[testifies]

I suspect you would say that about any lady wearing blue that waved to you.

[thighstraps]

If they were that pretty i wouldnt care if it was a lady or a gent.
I think she was blushing blue how weird is that???
Hmm.

[testifies]

I have the feeling we've already had this conversation.
She was alien, pressumably. It's not illogical to awesome that she has some crazy fucking blue blood in her veins.

[thighstraps]

We have im kind of tired of debating all of that claptrap. I can deal with it once were in the game you know?
I wonder what her name was.

[testifies]

Agreed.

Why don't you try knocking yourself out and see if she's still there.

[thighstraps]

What? Thats not very productive.
If she shows up again then thats fine and dandy but theres a lot of other important stuff i need to be getting on with in the meanwhile.

[testifies]

It was sarcasm, genius.

[thighstraps]

Its hard to tell with you not only because were using text!
Auuuuuugh can we get in the game now? Im tired of fannying about and getting the shit kicked out of me.

[testifies]

Patience is a virtue.

[thighstraps]

I should employ roxys emoticons to express just how blithe i feel about that statement right now.