re: thinky thoughts on games.

[testifies]

Simply saying 'no' seems like a futile endeavor in the long run of what will undoubtedly be a whirlwind of indecision and transparent worries. I'm saying it anyway; no. I've grown fond of this tiny space of the internet in which you and I have become comfortable in, wherein I don't have to do anything ridiculous or downright awful. Look at all the fucks I'm giving over whether or not that's selfish.
Spoiler: it's 0.
I'll be selfish if I fucking want to on this matter.

If you're going to do it, then do it.
Better me than anyone else you have in your repertoire of chumps. It just feels cowardly going in alone, so to speak. Call it sentimental all you like, but I'd rather have back-up that I trust rather than anything else that might be thrown at me.

This entire thing is so incredibly asinine, I don't understand how you can be insensate about it.

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[thighstraps]

Youd thrive anywhere wouldnt you?
I find it hard to believe otherwise.

[testifies]

I'd thrive nose first into the firm cheeks of Ben Stiller's ass. It doesn't mean I want to.
It's starting to feel like an inevitable fact that it will happen, however.
Going somewhere, not Stiller's ass cheeks.

[thighstraps]

I could have gone my entire life without languishing in the shit stained decoration of your imagination but thanks anyway.
Yes i know what you mean though!
I feel like im destined to shoot off somewhere once i have enough canon material under the proverbial belt.
*Tightens it to ward off slip ups until then.*

[testifies]

That's a bold faced lie. You'd live a terribly boring life without me to share the inner workings of my mind.

That's a smart move. Waiting until the game shoots off at the very least, seems wise enough.
Or rather, waiting to find out if we all survive until the game shoots off, seems wise.
This fourth wall business is fucking depressing, I have to be honest.

[thighstraps]

I should like to arrive somewhere else before i die since its inevitable i suppose.
I cant very darned well feel up to scratch if ive sodded around and kicked the bucket in the game because of my own foolish actions.
That would be an awfully distressing state to turn up in...
Especially if the rest of you arent around.
The fourth wall isnt too depressing when it lets us take a gander at what the other is doing.

[testifies]

Cut that bullshit out.
Your new mission, set by General Strider, is to stay alive indefinitely. If I see you talking that pessimistic talk again, you'll be strifing me and brobot at the same time. Got me?
I know I've been encouraging you to be realistic, but christ, English. I won't let you die.

Yeah.
It's a nice change from being told a flat out 'no' to spoilers by our alien acquaintances.
I'll repair brobot at some point. Find him a new power source, probably.

[thighstraps]

Im not going to lay down and die without a fight but lets be realistic about the fact my dream self is dead.
I wont be reaching god tier any way that my mundane can figure it.

Brobot would appreciate that and then presume to immediately start whaling on my backside as hard as possible in the form of a return greeting.
Hes a good fighter so i dont really mind the full extent of his efforts.

[testifies]

We'll figure something out.
Perhaps if Jane ascends to god tier, she can do something about it.

He'd only be doing what he's designed to do.
Do you feel strong, on that note?

[thighstraps]

I live in hope! Not to put too fine a pun on it.

Do i what now??
I feel battered and bruised and exhausted more than anything.

[tipsygnostalgia]

heeeey dirk
i woudl say dont do anythin u dont wanna do but theres no point
seeing as its u and if u rly didnt want to then u woudlnt do it
* wouldnt

btw my mun TOTALY read that as kinky thoguhts on games
* thoughts on
and i have 2 agree with her thats much better yes

[testifies]

It's literally fucking astounding how you still manage to make me raise my eyebrows at the drunken spiel that comes forth from your stumbling fingers.
My mundane thinks it's hilarious, of course.

I'd rather wait to see how shit hits the fan, first.

[tipsygnostalgia]

im asctually p suprised too after hearing that
better be careful dont wanna get early wrinkles on ur forehead or something
but good i think i liek her alreaeady
* a;ready
* already

soooo...
what r the plans excatly? do u have anywhere in mind
i am asking this as a concerned or intriuged friend btw not as a stlker perseon
*person

[testifies]

I believe you. Thousands wouldn't.
There's a place of vague interest that she's considering. I don't doubt that she'll shop around though, like suddenly there's a grand fucking sweepstakes of Places To Send Dirk Too.

What about you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

aww thanks <3

well i am off to a stringy place in a couple if days
*off both u and jakey are gonna b there plus your bro and his grandma and some kid called john its proababy gonna b rly fun
*probably

aside from that shes just shoppiping round like u said so many cool places toscope out n all that

[testifies]

Sounds riveting.
You'll be in good company, at the very least.

There's a few that even I find interesting, admittedly.

btw i really did read it as kinky thoughts ;_;

[tipsygnostalgia]

not really
janes missing n the first thing thats gonna happen there is everyone gets ill form the pluague, not cool at all
*plague

yeah?
will there b people waiting for u at any of them or is this some lone warrieor kinda deal
*warrior

there are always kinky thoughts............ >3

[testifies]

I don't doubt that you will somehow find a way to drink off the plague itself.
Which plague are we talking about?

No one I am familiar with. There are troll there, I hear. But no one else.

8D

[tipsygnostalgia]

one that hits the healthy ppl first
so those who r suiuuuper healty w/good immune systems will b the worsr off
any attempts 2 heal them will just mke it even worse til theyre eventully ina coma or dead.
*typos
its gonna be terrible if u and jake get rly sick befofre me
*before

ahhhh iseee

[nukeoleptic]

urgh.....
i think all of our lives would be easier if our muns even pretended to care about what we wanted :p
good luck, regardless
if you are shipped off somewhere, i hope it isnt someplace awful

[testifies]

It isn't so much that it's awful, but more a gigantic fucking inconvenience and a pain in the ass. We all have our individual shit to handle and I don't appreciate the meddling at all.

Are you somewhere? I've been under the impression that most of us are.

[nukeoleptic]

i dont know
its actually kind of nice
i mean, getting a break is nice
our game session didnt last very long, but it kind of felt like forever


and yes!! dave and john just got there
and rose and roxy and you and jake are coming too
i am so excited @_@

[testifies]

We haven't even started yet and shit is already hitting the fan a little.

I suspect that you are in the same place that Roxy mentioned she was heading too. It's good, that you're all together. Strength in numbers and every other friendship cliché I can think of.

[nukeoleptic]

i have made new friends!!
but you are right
maybe the cliches are a little cliche
but they are definitely rooted in truth :(
im really happier than i can say that i am going to get to see everyone again!

replies to everything late

[testifies]

The cliché's aren't necessarily a bad thing.
Say you were a cartoon, for example. Cartoon law would dictate by sticking to this particular cliché, you'll come out on top.
Like the Scooby Gang, I guess.
Except those assholes never listen to Velma. Listen to your Velma, unless they're a moron. In which case, usurp that asshole.
I'm pretty sure you'll all going to be alright, is what I'm saying. That metaphor got a little away from me.

B)

[nukeoleptic]

we are alright :)
i got to meet you in game, and......
you are pretty much as cool as dave always said you were