...patient guys only

[dramaticsparkles]

Will... will I find my one true love, darling Mundane? Will I ever be able to gaze upon him?

Or will I be forced to roam this beautiful world in cruel solitude~~?

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[much_rejoicing]

Maybe. People vanish in the Labyrinth every day, regardless of how strong they are. Me? I'd be fine, but you...

[dramaticsparkles]

...oh my! [ Inmediately, Ferdinand latches onto the other blonde's arm for dear life~~ ]

[much_rejoicing]

[Well this is not going according to plan at all.

Bard yanks on his arm, desperately trying to free it.]

Look, I know you're desperate, but this is ridiculous! I don't even like you!

What I feel for you at this moment is pretty much the exact opposite of liking! Let go of me!

[dramaticsparkles]

You- you don't like me? [ Do those words mean he dislikes him? How? But? Ferdinand's eyes tear up all the more because of those cruel, harsh, unfeeling words of rejection. ]

Please tell me what I did wrong, my love~! I'll punish myself. Harshly.

No cream puffs for dessert this evening.

[much_rejoicing]

Fine, fine, punish yourself, I don't care. This is what I get for trying to give helpful advice for once...

You want to know what you did wrong? I'll give you a list.

One: You're barking up the wrong tree. I'm not interested in men. Or women. Or love in general, really.

Two: You came on too strong and professed your love too soon. You don't even know my name.

Three: You are a horrible judge of character and can't take a hint.

Clear enough for you yet?

[dramaticsparkles]

[ Each new sentence makes Ferdinand flinch and when the other male is done he's covering his eyes and he's trembling with buckling knees. ]

Oh my... I do so many t-things wrong, don't I? Is that why I'll always be desolated and alone, like you said? [ Little gasp! ]

[much_rejoicing]

Yes.

[Bard, master of being a blunt jerk.]

[dramaticsparkles]

[ Ferdinand finally bursts out in tears, big snotty ones that aren't very pretty. Or sparkly. No handkerchief. ]

I-I'm just so sad...! I...I do apologize for crying, but- but it is stronger than I am~! [ Waaah!! ]

[much_rejoicing]

[Were Bard a kinder man, he might take pity upon the pathetic boy before him.

Instead, he just shakes his head with his face planted firmly in his palm.]

Point is, go find someone else to fall all over, I'm not interested.

[dramaticsparkles]

I...I don't think anyone will ever love me... my maids already warned me about- about my eccentric personality and the effect it'd have on men~~ [ They will eventually hire a /male prostitute/ to deflower the poor thing. ]