...patient guys only

[dramaticsparkles]

Will... will I find my one true love, darling Mundane? Will I ever be able to gaze upon him?

Or will I be forced to roam this beautiful world in cruel solitude~~?

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[much_rejoicing]

Solitude.

[Wow, Bard. Way to be an asshole.]

[dramaticsparkles]

W-why would you say that?! Sir. [ Always polite, no matter what. ]

[much_rejoicing]

Because no one will take you seriously with that kind of flowery nonsense. I could practically hear the sparkles.

No, if you don't want to die alone, you're going to have to step up your game.

[dramaticsparkles]

It wasn't nonsense, it came from my heart~! I've always dreamed of meeting that special, wonderful-

[ The other male's unimpressed, rather piercing gaze silences him. ]

D-die alone?

[much_rejoicing]

[Bard shakes his head, pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation... or at least it appears that way. In truth, he's desperately fighting off laughter.]

You sound like a maid, fondly dreaming of her handsome prince to whisk her away on his white horse and live happily ever after.

Sadly, that only happens in fairy tales. You can't just passively wish for it to happen, you have to take your destiny into your own hands. Don't wait for him to come to you, you need to go out and look for him.

You're a man, aren't you?

[majorcrotchgrab]

Why bother with love? Lust is so much easier.

And I'm sure you can find... quite a bit of men who'd go crazy over you.

I need to go, will reply when I wake up~

[dramaticsparkles]

L-lust?! [ Ferdinand's face turns several shades darker inmediately and he begins to pluck at one of his puffy sleeves. Then, he peeks up at the other male out from under his blonde hair. ]

...crazy... over me?

tha's coo' XD

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're not a bad looking guy. And some men love bashful types.

<3

[dramaticsparkles]

Thank you~~ Y-you're... you're very handsome as well, sir. [ The blonde has to struggle to prevent himself from swooning, even he knows it's not very smart to faint near a complete stranger! ]

May I try your hat on, please?

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He smirks at the compliment]

I know.

And I would allow you to wear it but... military regulations.

[immortalrose]

...You sound as if you came out of a bad romance novel.

[A slight sigh escaped Augustus as he eyed this sparkly fellow.]

[1/2]

[dramaticsparkles]

Why thank you sir, I LOVE romance novels~!

[2/2]

[dramaticsparkles]

...a bad romance novel? Why is it bad?

Re: [2/2]

[immortalrose]

Because most romance novels are chock full of unrealistic expectations and poor character development between the two love struck protagonists.

[ Augustus gives the young man another glance and just sighs. ]

I take it that you're quite young.

[dramaticsparkles]

[ Ferdinand's eyes widen. ] Unrealistic? The ones I've read seemed like they could happen to anyone!

Even- even a man like me. [ He giggles, ] I'm not very young... I'm already in my seventeenth year.

[quiet_gunslinger]

Being alone isn't that bad.

[Sorry. He has no skills in social things.]

[dramaticsparkles]

Are you very alone? I'm... lonely as well, even though my wonderful, lovely maids and other servants keep my company.

He's too fabulous. I can't handle it.

[quiet_gunslinger]

I don't mind it.

[He shrugs before tilting his head at the man.]

You're not that lonely then.

It's like the very end of fabulousness~

[dramaticsparkles]

They're magnificent company, yes! But they're not... not-

[ He gasps. ] They're not men. And we've all decided that my beloved is to be a man~

You're a lonely young man as well, aren't you? Perhaps it is destiny? [ Another gasp~! ]

[azzurrofiore]

Are you an actor?

[dramaticsparkles]

No sir, I'm a Lord.

Have you always been blue?

[azzurrofiore]

Oh! My mistake. I thought you were practicing for a play...

...What a strange question. Of course I've always been this color. Have you always been peach-tinted?

[dramaticsparkles]

Are you performing in a play~? Oh... I just love plays!

[ He blinks, before smiling. ] I have, sir.

So late to the party, but... oh my god, hello fellow AO mun! :D I have Hagen and Eduard.

[fromherbranches]

*Oh, flowery words? Toto just smiles. He's seen (and heard) stranger.*

Steady your heart; you will find him. If you lose hope, you never will.

Hello~~! Sorry IRL. D:

[dramaticsparkles]

I do hope I will~ Are you in love with someone as well?

[ Delighted gasp~! ]