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[slamacow]

Whooooaaaa, slow down, lady! I'm not going anywhere without Jake!

Not even TO SPAAAAACE!

Comments

[zero_fighter]

Haha, Heroes are stupid. I'm Natsuo.

[slamacow]

Heroes aren't stupid!

[zero_fighter]

They totally are. Risking their life for idiots? Really stupid.

[slamacow]

If being a hero is stupid...then I don't want to be smart!

[zero_fighter]

You must be the best hero ever then.

[slamacow]

Yeah. I pretty much am. Especially when I'm with my BFFsie five-ever Jake!

[zero_fighter]

[he's just going to laugh so hard at you]

[slamacow]

[Finn is just going to laugh with you! Because...clearly something is funny!]

[zero_fighter]

[he's going to grab that hat now! Can you get it?!]

[slamacow]

[There's a sudden EXPLOSION of GLORIOUS, FLOWING GOLDEN LOCKS from under the hat!!!!]

Noooooo!

MY HAT!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH [Yeah LAUNCHING HIMSELF AT YOU NOW, SWORD BLAZING.]

[zero_fighter]

[HOLY SHIT!!] SHIELD! [and he bounces off an invisible force] Cut the idiot! [and then shards start flying at him!]

[slamacow]

WRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! [He starts slashing at those shard thingies with wild abandon! And a fair bit of expertise, enough to knock almost all of them away.]

[zero_fighter]

Fucking chill out! It's a hat!

[slamacow]

[Pointing his sword at Natsuo.] It's my hat! Give it back!

[zero_fighter]

Put your sword away first, idiot!

[slamacow]

Do you promise to give my hat back if I do?

[zero_fighter]

FINE! It's just a smelly old hat anyway. What kind of hero tries to kill over something like that?!

[slamacow]

Oh, I wasn't trying to kill you.

I was just trying to beat you up a bit.

[zero_fighter]

With a sword?!

[slamacow]

Yep! [Just gonna take his hat back now.]

[zero_fighter]

[except not!] I SAID put the sword away!

[slamacow]

[He slowly narrows his eyes.]

[Then sloooooooowly puts the sword away.]

[zero_fighter]

[Throws the hat at his face.] Gee. you're a total spaz.

[slamacow]

Rhombus! [Pulling his hat back on.] I feel complete again.

[zero_fighter]

[SO MUCH EYE ROLLING] Right, whatever. [his tail swishes, annoyed]