Possibly Singularity

[slamacow]

Whooooaaaa, slow down, lady! I'm not going anywhere without Jake!

Not even TO SPAAAAACE!

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[zero_fighter]

[HOLY SHIT!!] SHIELD! [and he bounces off an invisible force] Cut the idiot! [and then shards start flying at him!]

[slamacow]

WRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! [He starts slashing at those shard thingies with wild abandon! And a fair bit of expertise, enough to knock almost all of them away.]

[zero_fighter]

Fucking chill out! It's a hat!

[slamacow]

[Pointing his sword at Natsuo.] It's my hat! Give it back!

[zero_fighter]

Put your sword away first, idiot!

[slamacow]

Do you promise to give my hat back if I do?

[zero_fighter]

FINE! It's just a smelly old hat anyway. What kind of hero tries to kill over something like that?!

[slamacow]

Oh, I wasn't trying to kill you.

I was just trying to beat you up a bit.

[zero_fighter]

With a sword?!

[slamacow]

Yep! [Just gonna take his hat back now.]

[zero_fighter]

[except not!] I SAID put the sword away!

[slamacow]

[He slowly narrows his eyes.]

[Then sloooooooowly puts the sword away.]

[zero_fighter]

[Throws the hat at his face.] Gee. you're a total spaz.

[slamacow]

Rhombus! [Pulling his hat back on.] I feel complete again.

[zero_fighter]

[SO MUCH EYE ROLLING] Right, whatever. [his tail swishes, annoyed]