voicetesting; round two!

[crabcatch]

WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
AND I'M CUTTING THIS SHORT BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE ME REFERENCE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKTARDED VIDEO GAMES THAT'S OVERHYPED TO SHIT. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
WITH THE PORTABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATEWAY GENERATOR AND THE GIANT BITCHY ROBOT WHO DOES NOTHING BUT HAND OUT LAME INSULTS LIKE THEY'RE IN OVERWHELMINGLY HEALTHY SUPPLY AND NEED TO BE GIVEN OUT AS IF THEY'RE DANGEROUS WHEN LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES IN LARGE NUMBERS. THAT AND THREATEN PEOPLE.
ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING FAMILIAR, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIGRESS HERE BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN YOUR STUPIDITY HAS DRIVEN ME HORRENDOUSLY OFF TOPIC.
MY POINT IS THIS. IT'S SIMPLE AND SHORT, SO YOU SHOULD GET IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL.
STOP.
JUST STOP.
YOU WILL NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO GETTING ME RIGHT. YOUR FAILURE IS EMBARRASSING AND I DON'T LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE THIS, RIGHT? THAT'S THE WORST PART.
YOUR NEVERENDING SHAME IS PUBLIC AND KNOWN TO ALL WHO COME ACROSS IT.
WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF USE THIS DEAR MUN PLACE GETS.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLDING TOGETHER THE STRAINED REMNANTS OF MY ALREADY MICROSCOPIC LEVELS OF PATIENCE.
FUCKING.
STOP.
FOREVER.

Comments

[crabcatch]

THOSE AREN'T DETAILS.
IF ANYTHING THIS JUST MAKES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE LYING.

[dicey]

Ugh, fine! I'll indulge you just this once.

He hadn't had sopor slime in a while and so he was already starting to act like a creep. On top of that, there was an event going on that made people have random red feelings. He knocked me to the ground and tried to force me to kiss him, we fought, and he ended up on the ground writhing in pain. ::::)

[crabcatch]

WELL
SHIT THAT'S MESSED UP, AND EVEN I CAN ADMIT JUSTIFIABLE ON YOUR PART.
HE BETTER BE OKAY THOUGH.
ALSO WHAT KIND'VE MESSED UP PLACE DOES THAT KIND'VE SHIT THOUGH? FORCING RED FEELINGS ON PEOPLE?

[dicey]

Juuuuuuuust a typical day in Adstringendum.

And I haven't seen him since, so who knows how he's doing!

[crabcatch]

YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM RIGHT?

[dicey]

Nah.

I could have!

8ut I didn't.

[crabcatch]

ALRIGHT.
GOOD.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS MORE DEAD TROLLS, IN ANY GAME.

[dicey]

8lah 8lah 8lah. Like you actually care!

[crabcatch]

LISTEN, OF COURSE I CARE.
I GIVE EVERY AVAILABLE FUCK I CAN GIVE IF WE START DYING LEFT AND RIGHT.
WHAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IS TROLLS WHO START KILLING EACH OTHER FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHEN SO FEW OF US ARE LEFT.
I MEAN IF ONE OF YOU IS WAXING BLACK FOR THE OTHER THEN I GUESS IT'S NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS BUT
UNTIL THEN I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU NOOKSNIFFERS IN LINE, EVEN IF I'M NOT THERE TO DO IT DIRECTLY AND WHEN IT HAPPENS.

[dicey]

That's all future 8ullshit to me. I don't care a8out it.

[crabcatch]

OF COURSE YOU DON'T. YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
SPECIFICALLY, CONSEQUENCES. IT'S WHY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED, HAPPENED, AND YOU WERE TOO CAUGHT UP IN THE PRESENT TO EVER THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUR ACTIONS MIGHT ACTUALLY KICK OFF.
LOOK, I GET AT LEAST I SHOULDN'T START BITCHING AT YOU ABOUT SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T DONE YET, BUT I'VE EVERY RIGHT TO BE PISSED ABOUT IT BECAUSE FROM MY POINT OF VIEW IT DIDN'T EXACTLY HAPPEN TOO LONG AGO, AND IT WAS KIND'VE A BIG DEAL.
AND BESIDES WHICH, IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING FUCKING AWFUL ANYWAY.
I MEAN FINE, I GET IT, HASN'T HAPPENED FOR YOU YET SO YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER, BUT I'M HONESTLY TRYING TO WORK OUT WHY IN ANY POSSIBLY CONCEIVABLE WAY YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA.
DO YOU HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA AT ALL? NOT EVEN A GUESS?

[dicey]

What the fuck are you talking a8out????????




W8. You're talking a8out Tavros, right? A8out how I apparently kill him?

[crabcatch]

NO I'M TALKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU DECIDED AS A WRIGGLER YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE BROODING CAVES SO EVERYONE HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOU.



OF COURSE I'M TALKING ABOUT TAVROS. I ASSUMED SOMEONE WOULD'VE FUCKING FILLED YOU IN, AND YOU'D GET WHAT I'M GOING ON ABOUT.

[dicey]

I can't explain SHIT a8out something that never happened to me! So may8e you should shut the fuck up.

[crabcatch]

OH DEAR JEGUS FUCK, I KNOW THAT ALREADY.
I FUCKING KNOW.
I ASKED IF YOU COULD EVEN TAKE A FUCKING STAB AT GUESSING WHY YOU'D EVEN DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
LOOK, FORGET IT.
I'M SURE A YOU FROM A LATER POINT WILL SHOW UP EVENTUALLY, THIS IS POINTLESS ANYWAY.

[dicey]

May8e it has to do with how annoying he can 8e! I don't know. I don't really care! 8ecause I'm not going 8ack there so it has nothing to do with me.

Gr8 idea. Ask someone else.

[crabcatch]

NOT GOING BACK?
VRISKA, YOU'RE GOING BACK EVENTUALLY. WE ALL ARE. YOU KIND'VE HAVE TO.

[dicey]

Says who?

[crabcatch]

GODDAMNIT, YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO.
EVENTUALLY YOU WILL WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, IT'S JUST HOW IT WORKS AROUND HERE.

[dicey]

8lah 8lah 8lah. Your conjecture is 8ullshit! May8e I'll never 8e dropped, ever think of that?

[crabcatch]

DOUBTFUL.
EVENTUALLY IT WILL HAPPEN SERKET. EVEN IF IT'S SWEEPS AND SWEEPS FROM NOW, IT'LL HAPPEN.
AND YOU'LL REALIZE I WAS RIGHT.
SO I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND CONVINCE YOUR STUBBORN WASTE CHUTE OTHERWISE.

[dicey]

You are the 8iggest wet 8lanket I have ever seen. Not to mention completely wrong!