voicetesting; round two!

[crabcatch]

WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
AND I'M CUTTING THIS SHORT BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE ME REFERENCE ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FUCKTARDED VIDEO GAMES THAT'S OVERHYPED TO SHIT. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
WITH THE PORTABLE INTERDIMENSIONAL GATEWAY GENERATOR AND THE GIANT BITCHY ROBOT WHO DOES NOTHING BUT HAND OUT LAME INSULTS LIKE THEY'RE IN OVERWHELMINGLY HEALTHY SUPPLY AND NEED TO BE GIVEN OUT AS IF THEY'RE DANGEROUS WHEN LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES IN LARGE NUMBERS. THAT AND THREATEN PEOPLE.
ACTUALLY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY FUCKING FAMILIAR, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DIGRESS HERE BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN YOUR STUPIDITY HAS DRIVEN ME HORRENDOUSLY OFF TOPIC.
MY POINT IS THIS. IT'S SIMPLE AND SHORT, SO YOU SHOULD GET IT PRETTY FUCKING WELL.
STOP.
JUST STOP.
YOU WILL NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO GETTING ME RIGHT. YOUR FAILURE IS EMBARRASSING AND I DON'T LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH IT, FOR THAT MATTER.
YOU KNOW PEOPLE CAN FUCKING SEE THIS, RIGHT? THAT'S THE WORST PART.
YOUR NEVERENDING SHAME IS PUBLIC AND KNOWN TO ALL WHO COME ACROSS IT.
WHICH IS A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF USE THIS DEAR MUN PLACE GETS.
SO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLDING TOGETHER THE STRAINED REMNANTS OF MY ALREADY MICROSCOPIC LEVELS OF PATIENCE.
FUCKING.
STOP.
FOREVER.

Comments

[dicey]

Only YOU would 8e pissed off a8out getting attention.

[crabcatch]

WELL UNLIKE SOME TROLLS I DON'T CRAVE ATTENTION FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON WILLING TO PUT UP WITH ME.
IF THEY HAPPEN TO BE A GIGANTIC TOOL I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEM.
HINT HINT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

[dicey]

You say that like I don't have standards! ::::( Do I look like Eridan to you?

[crabcatch]

OKAY, TO BE FAIR YOU REALLY AREN'T AS DESPERATE AS NEEDY MC SHITGILLS, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY DAMN CLOSE SERKET. YOU BOTH ACT LIKE COMPLETE ASSHOLES THEN WHINE ABOUT HOW NOONE LIKES YOU.

ERIDAN JUST FINDS IT HARD TO SHUT UP ABOUT IT, WHEREAS YOU PRETEND NOT TO CARE. TWO SIDES OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BOONDOLLAR IF YOU ASK ME.

[dicey]

[dammit Karkat why you gotta be so perceptive all da time]

For your inform8ion, I am actually pretty popular where I am right now! There are plenty of people who like AND dislike me. Are you jealous?

[crabcatch]

WOW YOU'RE SERIOUS AREN'T YOU? THAT IS A SERIOUS, GENUINE QUESTION, ISN'T IT?
GIVE ME A SECOND I NEED TO GET OVER HOW MIND-NUMBINGLY STUPID, YET EQUALLY HILARIOUS I FIND YOU SAYING THAT TO BE.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE JEALOUS?

[bubbleglub]

)(e)(e)(e, t)(at's a good name for you...
KRABCAT)(!

[crabcatch]

UUUUGH.
I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
IF THEY'RE SO HUNG UP ON THE FISH PUN BUSINESS THEY CAN JUST MAKE A JOURNAL FOR YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
THEN THE TWO OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'D SAY.

[bubbleglub]

T)(AT'S -EXACTLY RIG)(T!
See, you're catc)(ing on aren't you?
They're not )(ard to reel in at all!
But you s)(ouldn't be )(ard on your mun you know, I'm sure she's trying her best wit)( you.
If anything you s)(ould be )(appy for the attention!
Maybe s)(e'll even get to know about the F-E-ELINGS you )(ide so often.
Glub glub glub!

[crabcatch]

HAHA THAT'S ACTUALLY GREAT, BECAUSE MY MUNDANE IS A GUY.
I HOPE HE FEELS REALLY SHIT ABOUT YOU CALLING HIM A GIRL.
HE PROBABLY WON'T BUT I CAN HOPE.
BUT IT WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING MATTER, THERE'S NO WAY I PLAN ON GETTING ANY KIND OF SHITTY RAPPORT GOING ON WITH ANY MUNDANE, GUY OR GIRL.
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING STUPID AND WOULD PROBABLY END UP MAKING ME SUFFER THROUGH THEIR SHITTY GAMES ANYWAY.
ALL THESE MUNS ARE FUCKING SADISTS, AND THEY CAN DENY IT ALL THEY WANT, BUT THEY LIVE TO MAKE US SUFFER FOR THEIR SICK AND TWISTED AMUSEMENT.
I BET YOURS IS NO DIFFERENT, IF I'M BEING HONEST HERE.
I'M NOT GOING TO SIT DOWN AND SUDDENLY DECIDE TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE LIKE MINE, AND INDULGE MYSELF IN HOURS AND HOURS OF FEELINGS JAMS WITH THEM.

[bubbleglub]

S)(-E-E)(! It's an )(onest mistake.
And prawnsonally I like my mun!
S)(e's muc)( more open wit)( )(er F-E-ELINGS!

[crabcatch]

SO WHAT, YOU GOT STUCK INTO A NICE COSY GAME WHERE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS EVER?
SOMEHOW I DOUBT IT.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < j33z karkitty if you k33p talking that way to your mundane
:33 < then theyre just going to f33l bad
:33 < and be more likely to 'get you wrong'
:33 < do you really want that to happen?
:33 < being stuck in headspace is no fun

[crabcatch]

I'M HOPING IF I INSULT THEM ENOUGH THEY'LL GET RID OF ME.
PRETTY CONVINCED IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BUT I MAY AS WELL KEEP TRYING.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < is it really that bad?
:33 < there are places out here that arent all that great but
:33 < most of them are definitely a lot better than being in the veil
:33 < besides maybe your mun isnt so bad
:33 < you should give them another chance
:33 < and if not asking pawlitely is purrobably a better way
:33 < to go about that!

[crabcatch]

WOW ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME TO TRY AND REASON WITH A MUNDANE?
THE INHERENTLY SADISTIC GROUP OF ASSHOLES WHO BRING US INTO EXISTENCE TO MAKE US SUFFER FOR THEIR SICK AND TWISTED AMUSEMENT?
YOU CAN'T BE.
BESIDES WHICH YOU DO REALIZE MOST OF THEM AREN'T FAVORABLE. IF JACK SHOWS UP IN ONE THEN SUDDENLY IT'S FIFTY TIMES WORSE THAN BEING IN THE VEIL, BECAUSE THERE'S THE EVER PRESENT THREAT OF HIM AND WHATEVER DRIVING FORCE THERE IS BEHIND HOW SHITTY THE GAME IS WITHOUT HIM, SO WE'RE BEING FUCKED WITH FROM ALL ANGLES.

[moirailcompass]

:33 < they arent all like that!
:33 < and besides even if they are that bad insulting them
:33 < is purrobably just going to make them do even worse things!
:33 < and anyway jack is a thing that is purrobably going to happen in the veil anyway
:33 < right?
:33 < unless you know something i dont which you purrobably do
:33 < i think there is less of a chance of dealing with him in one of these places
:33 < than on the veil

[crabcatch]

OKAY.
CLEARLY YOU'RE BEING A LOT MORE OPTIMISTIC ABOUT THIS THAN I AM.
SO I SAY WE JUST AGREE
TO AGREE
THAT MUNDANES ARE ASSHOLES AND THESE GAMES ARE TORTURE CHAMBERS PAINTED TO LOOK FANTASTIC UNTIL WE'RE INSIDE OF THEM, AND THAT ONCE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF ONE WE RARELY ESCAPE BETTER OFF THAN WE WERE BEFORE WE WENT IN.

CAUSE THAT'S ALL I'M SEEING HERE.

[nukeoleptic]

you are soooo loud :|

[crabcatch]

CONGRATULATIONS HARLEY.
YOU POINTED OUT THE OBVIOUS.
DO YOU WANT ME TO JAM A GOLD STAR ONTO YOUR EYEBALL FOR PROOF OF YOUR INCREDIBLY AVERAGE OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS?
YOU CAN SHOW IT OFF TO YOUR FRIENDS WITH PRIDE KNOWING YOU CAN IN FACT PERCEIVE REALITY IN IT'S MOST BASIC FORM.
BE PROUD, YOU'RE A SHINING EXAMPLE FOR YOUR ENTIRE RACE.

[t34l_just1c3]

YOU 4R3 SUCH 4 WH1N3R! >:]

[crabcatch]

FUCK YOU, NO I'M NOT.

[t34l_just1c3]

O RLY?

[crabcatch]

YES.
REALLY.
GODDAMNIT YOU'RE BLIND, NOT DEAF.

[t34l_just1c3]

SORRY, 1 COULDNT H34R YOU OV3R HOW WH1NY YOUR3 B31NG >:O