Potentially going to adventuresofooo

[pinevestigator]

....wait wait wait, hold on.

You...you can't be serious. You're not serious, right? You mean to tell me you're going to send me to a world probably ten times more dangerous than anything Gravity Falls has to offer...and that Bill is actually going to be there too?

Because see, in my opinion, that's not a very funny joke. Actually, can we just stay away from the dark humor altogether?...because I don't like it.

No, I- I'm serious. You know I don't even think you're listening to me.

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[robotfightclub]

Kid, if I know your mun, this is just the kinda scrap she's into. Might as well save yourself the trouble and brace yourself.

[She almost got sent there. Almost.]

[pinevestigator]

[Oh ok giant talking robot.

He's seen worse.]

Yeah...that much I'm painfully aware of. But why me? Why a place where she KNOWS Bill is going to be?

...I mean I like having friends from home around as much as the next guy, but he is not one of them.

[robotfightclub]

[Thank you for being understanding, Dipper.

Also she has no idea what a Bill is. And she's pretty sure he isn't talking about Fowler. That would be weird.]

How should I know?

[Oh wait, actually, she does know.]

Mun's love conflict. They get a kick out of throwing you into the sharks. [Or the Bills] Like I said, brace yourself.

[pinevestigator]

Mmmngh.

[Yep, he's finding that out real quick.]

I guess it's too late to trade my mun in for another, kinder one, huh?

[A more merciful one at the very least.]

[thereddragon]

If this world is as dangerous as you think it is, you had better learn to fight.

[pinevestigator]

...Fight?

[It's almost as if he can hear the silent laughter in the distance at his expense.]

Well...knowing how to fight or not, I doubt that'll help me all that much.

[thereddragon]

You would be wise to make much bigger, much stronger allies.

[pinevestigator]

Haha well....that's easier said than done..

[hiveless]

Y'know, normally I'd say danger's where the adventure is, buuuuuuuuuuuut I'm kinda torn between going so I'll have your back and NOT going so something like that thread doesn't happen again.

...Wait, who's this Bill dude?

[Has he been bothering you Dipper?? Bartleby will totally bust his chops! Or at least flail about attempting to and probably fail miserably]

[pinevestigator]

Trust me. From what I know of my mun so far, she's not capable of keeping threads like that from happening. I'd swear she plans them or something.

[WEIRD, HUH?]

..It would be nice to have at least one friend around, though.

But Bill's uh.....not a friend. At all.

[hiveless]

I'm pretty sure my mun planned THAT one, at least! "Let's do a thread Bartleby," she says! "You'll have an awesome little dude for a friend in it, it'll be fun!" I'm not falling for that again!

[You say that now, BB. You say that now...]

Well, uh... look on the bright side! There's gotta be all kinds of cool mysteries and things there, right? And tons of other, actually cool people aside from dumb not-a-friend guys!

[pinevestigator]

I guesso....given I live long enough to make friends.

[Oh Dipper, now that's just sad. It's not like Ooo is THAT dangerous...most of the time.]

I know it's supposed to be the most mysterious, adventure filled place there is, but....with Bill there, I'm not so sure if I'll be able to focus on much else.

[isabelneville]

They rarely listen to us. Your 'creator' really wants to send you somewhere dangerous? And willingly too?

[pinevestigator]

You got it.

[Dipper groans, running both hands down his face.]

I give up trying to argue at this point. It's not really getting through.

[isabelneville]

But that's just horrible!

[Isabel cannot believe they would do that. Of course it's obvious she hasn't experienced anything like this with her own mun.]

So there is nothing you can do to change their mind? I do hope mine does not get the same notions.

[pinevestigator]

[Don't count on it. If Dipper knows anything about muns, it's that their word is law.]

Nope. She seems pretty dead-set on this. And...I wouldn't hold my breath, if I were you.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

Hey, if it's anything like I'm hearing, it won't be too bad! Just your run-of-the-mill goofiness... Annoying, but not impossible to deal with..

And Bill's an alright guy! He's waaay too nosy for his own good, but he's got slick fashion sense!

[pinevestigator]

[Dipper raises a brow at that, folding his arms.]

You obviously haven't gotten on his bad side yet, then. To be honest, I'm more worried about Bill than I am the place I'm being carted off to.

[eensietay_agicianmay]

What'd you do to make him angry?

i am so behind on episodes

[bezazzled]

Who's Bill and why are you freaking out so much? Most places these mun peeps send us to are great!

ooh man you should catch up when you can they're SO GREAT

[pinevestigator]

..Uh.

[Dipper's just going to stare at you Mabel. You were there, you should know, right? How on EARTH could she forget?]

Wait you..... don't know who Bill is?

And I know they're supposed to be, but...I'm not particularly looking forward to it. For...several reasons. Reasons you...should know, Mabel.

[Now he's feeling concerned, because nobody told him that time sometimes is weird in this place.]

i don't even know where to download them anymore, sob

[bezazzled]

[That gets a mighty big huff from Mabel. These time shenanigans are such a pain in the butt.]

Look, I've been sort of trapped in a magic castle since Summerween, so cut me some slack okay? I'm sure it's not that bad.

[no_refunds]

Kid, considering everything else you could handle? I wouldn't worry about it. You're gonna do fine.

[pinevestigator]

[Oh noooo Grunkle Stan don't do that, he's still having trouble handling the fact that you're actually proud of him.]

T-...Thanks, Grunkle Stan. I just hope you're right.

[no_refunds]

'Course I'm right! When am I not?

..Don't answer that.