re: recent threads in which jim is jim.

[hischair]

Irene, Koriand'r, Carol ... That's hardly what I'd call a list, especially inside a week. I don't know what you find so funny about it, and I cleaned Bones's sheets afterwards so he can't complain.

[ THANKS FOR LETTING HIM USE YOUR PLACE, BRO. ]

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[redundancy]

[ ok i've been trying to figure out something for carol to say for the last fifteen minutes i give up

let's pretend i put something really witty and engaging here sobs ]

[polyglot]

[ IT HAPPENS THAT IS A-OK ]

Lieutenant. [ she does not approve of your taste in men but she feels bad for you. ]

I'd like apologize on behalf of the [ idiotic, stupid, moronic, foolish.. ] Captain.

[redundancy]

[ don't worry, uhura, she wonders about her taste in men too. ]

That's.. entirely unnecessary, Lieutenant Uhura. He's a grown man, and hardly your responsibility. But — thank you.

[polyglot]

[ SHE HAS BEEN THERE oh man has she been there ]

Not my responsibility, but occasionally my mess to clean up after. [ after a slight pause. oh god is jim listening? no? good. ] I hope that this doesn't give you the wrong idea. He is, when it counts, a good man.

!!!!

[hischair]

GET OUT I WILL EAT YOU

[polyglot]

SCREAMS AND FLEES

[hischair]

[redundancy]

[ she sighs a little. this is why carol doesn't bother with relationships, or romance in general. it's far too messy and easily eats up too much of her time and energy. props to you, uhura. ]

I don't doubt that, Lieutenant. [ his crew would not love him nearly as much if he weren't. ] I think it's obvious here that we all make mistakes. [ she is not exempt in that at all ]

[polyglot]

[ it's easy with spock! they spend 90% of the time on the same wavelength and 10% of the time ignoring each other. sort of. it's hard to explain. ]

Of course. But this one was particularly thoughtless, even for him.

[redundancy]

[ SEE. give her science any day! even when it doesn't make sense, it makes sense. ]

If I hadn't gone on that shore-leave, none of this would have even happened.

[polyglot]

[ it feels that way with spock! even when they're not talking! which is weird... ]

Shore-leave is more important than just a holiday. There are physiological benefits as well. [ but of course, Marcus would know that. ] .. Who knows? It might have been good for you, anyway. Even if this happened.

[redundancy]

[ ...dating spock would be akin to science.

but no, she wants to stay in her lab forever and ever. ] Less alcohol then, next time.

[polyglot]

[ pretty much, yep. besides, uhura has been known to er. let loose sometimes. with interesting results. have you ever tried seducing a vulcan? it's not easy, for one. ]

If you ask me, that's not bad for you as well. In moderation.

[redundancy]

[ girl you get mad respect for EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE ]

Seems as if the same could be said of our Captain.

[polyglot]

[ don't say that; spock gets to hold her hair when she drinks too much tequila, they called it equal after that. ]

I don't think he'll ever learn to do anything small. It's not the way he does things.

[medicos]

If it makes you feel better, Dr. Marcus, I'll have him chained and collared next time we dock the ship.

????!!!!!!

[hischair]

[medicos]

Remember what I said about neutering you?

[redundancy]

That still leaves his mouth as his disposal, Lieutenant Commander.

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[medicos]

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[medicos]

[ um. ]

i'm done SO DONE.

[medicos]

[ yeah, no. let's not go there.

they're professionals, dammit. ]

I'd suggest cutting off his tongue, but that seems too barbaric.