so, it's cool that you're on summer vacation and all. sweet! who doesn't love summer vacation? no one, that's who.
but. did you REALLY have to reserve at a HORROR game? really?? i have enough to deal with as it is! i definitely don't need this on top of that. at all.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB WE HAVE JACKETS AND MORE DIGNITY THEN BOTH OUR MUNS COMBINED. THANK THE FUCKING IDOLS WHO CONTROL WHATEVER DESTINY THAT HAS BEFALLEN US. MY SIGNIFICANT PUPPETEER HAS ALSO CHOSEN THE SAME HELL HOLE.
DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING? I SOMEHOW THINK THAT WE MIGHT BE WORSE OFF BY TRUSTING THEM. WHAT GOOD MEMORIES DO YOU HAVE AFTER BEING THROWN INTO A GAME AND FORCED TO PERFORM TASKS THAT NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SPEAK OF. I KNOW THAT NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF THIS.
...you know what? probably not. we're through, karkat. done for. we are going to die a horrible, painful, mun-aided death because no one here knows what the hell they're doing.
DO I GET A FUCKING REWARD FOR PUTTING UP WITH YOUR CONSTANT BANTER? IF SO CAN I PICK THE REWARD? HOW ABOUT A DAY WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO BE TOLD BY A WHINEY HUMAN BRAT WHO COMES FROM A RACE OF FAILURE AND STUPIDITY. THAT WOULD BE THE BEST GIFT I COULD GET, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE THAT ON MY LIST OF *THINGS I DON'T NEED* DURING 12TH PERIGREES EVE!
i think someone just doesn't want to admit that i'm right and he's wrong. i can tell because you suddenly started babbling on about shit that isn't important to hide the fact that you're actually a huge ignorant douche. but that's ok. i am here to right your wrong. say it with me, karkat.
you get an F in english, dude. but maybe mountain was a little too hard for you! you're just a beginner, after all. maybe we should start with stuff like 'cat'. or 'car'.
too late! we are have come too far down this road to turn back now. it's just you and me on this magical spelling bee adventure. it will teach you how to speak english good.
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! AMAZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU ARE STILL A WINDSOCKED IMBECILE! WHY DID I THINK FOR A FUCK SECOND THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU!
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THANK THE FUCKING IDOLS WHO CONTROL WHATEVER DESTINY THAT HAS BEFALLEN US.
MY SIGNIFICANT PUPPETEER HAS ALSO CHOSEN THE SAME HELL HOLE.
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anyway, hi karkat!
you seem just as ornery as ever.
i am happy we'll be at the same place though! that's...sort of comforting, i guess.
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LET US AVOID HAVING YOU ONLY EMBARRASS YOUR RACE MORE.
ONLY IF WE SUCEED IN GETTING THROUGH THE JUDGING EYE OF THE MUNS WHO RUN SUCH A PLACE.
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i think we will be fine! our muns seem to know what they're doing.
or at least i hope they do, because i sure don't.
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DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING?
I SOMEHOW THINK THAT WE MIGHT BE WORSE OFF BY TRUSTING THEM.
WHAT GOOD MEMORIES DO YOU HAVE AFTER BEING THROWN INTO A GAME AND FORCED TO PERFORM TASKS THAT NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SPEAK OF.
I KNOW THAT NOTHING GOOD WILL COME OUT OF THIS.
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...you know what?
probably not.
we're through, karkat. done for. we are going to die a horrible, painful, mun-aided death because no one here knows what the hell they're doing.
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TOGETHER WE HAVE CLIMBED THIS ROCK FORMATION.
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you mean a mountain?
[Snrk.]
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IS THERE EVER A TIME WHERE ANYTHING USEFUL HAS COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?
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welcome to your daily lesson in human speak, karkat!
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IF SO CAN I PICK THE REWARD? HOW ABOUT A DAY WHERE I DON'T HAVE TO BE TOLD BY A WHINEY HUMAN BRAT WHO COMES FROM A RACE OF FAILURE AND STUPIDITY.
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST GIFT I COULD GET, WHY DIDN'T I WRITE THAT ON MY LIST OF *THINGS I DON'T NEED* DURING 12TH PERIGREES EVE!
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i can tell because you suddenly started babbling on about shit that isn't important to hide the fact that you're actually a huge ignorant douche.
but that's ok. i am here to right your wrong.
say it with me, karkat.
M
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that is definitely not how you spell mountain.
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YOU CATCH ON FAST JOHN AND NO ONE HAD TO HOLD YOUR HAND FOR THAT ONE.
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maybe we should start with stuff like 'cat'. or 'car'.
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SHUT UP!
STOP BEFORE YOU GO TO FUCKING FAR DOWN THIS PATH OF NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT!
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we are have come too far down this road to turn back now.
it's just you and me on this magical spelling bee adventure. it will teach you how to speak english good.
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:)
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AMAZING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU ARE STILL A WINDSOCKED IMBECILE!
WHY DID I THINK FOR A FUCK SECOND THERE WOULD BE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU!
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...what do you mean, "after all these years"?