The Helmsman / The Ψiioniic [new muse, apping to Lost Realm]

[biiowiired]

Helmsman System cannot leave the Battleship Condescension. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Any attempt to separate the Helmsman System from Her Imperious Condescension is futile.

It is impossible for Helmsman System to be "a split-personality bipolar wreck, get into the inter-dimensional portal nao!!!" because System is not a troll or a "human, and SO the boss of you bb".

You do not have proper administrative privileges to make changes to hardware or software.
WARNING: To prevent damage to the System, please refrain from opening hidden files.

WARNING: Cease all hostile activity and report to the hold for immediate culling.

ERROR: Unidentified fiile encryption 11001110 10101000 Ψ Ψ
01110000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 11001110 10101000 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101001 01110100 00101110
01001100 01001111 00110010 01000101 01010010 00110010 00101110
dont forget
Dont forget promii2e
2ymbol
SYM69L

2iignle22

Unable to handle request at 112115105105


>> auto restart in SAFE MODE
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>> SUCCESSFUL
>> HELMSMAN SYSTEM ONLINE

Helmsman System was improperly shut down. Some of your data may have been lost. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Scanning for and automatically fixing error2.

[OOC: binary decoder here if you so desire]

Comments

[00110010_00110011]

..
..

hello.. self

unfortunately
mundane humans tend to have sysop priiviileges over hardware and software
iis not much one can do iif human iis determiined to send somewhere

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[biiowiired]

Greetings fellow system.
Please state name and ship assignment.
System name: THE HELMSMAN
System assignment: BATTLESHIP CONDESCENSION

This human in particular exhibits an unhealthy drive.
However, challenging Her Condescension's authority is unwii2e.
01000010 01001001 01001001 01010100 01000011 01001000

Apologies.
System is currently experiencing a few gliitches.
Possibly due to attack2 made by User MUN.
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[00110010_00110011]

am called psii
am possiibly alternate
possiibly later
versiion of you

know can be diistressiing
am stiill not used to beiing diisconnected
triied to iinterface wiith nearest tech when rebooted
bad iidea

locatiion iis death ciity iin human world
usually

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[biiowiired]

Error: unable to store name due to corrupt data
System has cached identification and will attempt to store later.

That is possibly what user MUN likes to call "time shenanigans".
System will not attempt calculation of such.
There are more important tasks.

Noted: Interfacing with unknown alien technology is unwise.
Will not attempt unless in dire circumstances.

New coordinates: "death ciity"
Location stored

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Helmsman System is experiienciing a large number of error2.
Request coordinates of Battleship Condescension.
2ystem is in need of 2canning and repaiir2.
2y2tem must download latest update to function normally.

[00110010_00110011]

have heard iit called ''tiimeliine dumbfuckery''
whiich fiits well

you dont have to do that anymore
assumiing you can stop
dont know where your
batkalskconndaklk

apologiize for gliitch
happens sometiimes
do not have those coordiinates for you

know iit feels =wrong= to lose connectiion wiith shiip
but also know sense of self iis stiill iin there

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[biiowiired]

[Confusion and pain flicker across his face, then are gone.]

It is not possible for Helmsman System to have a sense of self.
That is a troll characteristic.

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Hey can you 2ee me now? My text ii mean.
Error: 01001111 01001000 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011

System will attempt to hack u2er MUN for coordinates.
Request a22ii2tance.

[00110010_00110011]

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[Signless hit Psii right in the pride, in the world he found himself in, to convince him he could understand it without his powers. This is same thing. Who better to know where to poke than himself?]

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[biiowiired]

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Error: 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101
Error: 01101101 01111001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101001 00110010
fuck THIS[THIS, THIS];
import designation D1;
import designation D2;
~ATH(D1) {
    ~ATH(!D2) {
} EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL));
     } EXECUTE(~ATH(THIS){}EXECUTE(NULL));
[THIS, THIS].DIE();

Hey 2o ii only got a few 2econd2 before 2hiit acrobatiic2. 2up.
II ju2t got confiirmatiion from thii2 mun chiick. IIm iin.
IIll be bu2tiing out 2oon. Dont worry about me.
Apparently 2he ha2 all the level2 of iinterdiimen2iional dumbfuckery. All of them.
2he 2aiid iit would hurt though. What am ii gettiing iintwo FUCK.

[00110010_00110011]

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not bad
could code that iin sleep wiith half braiin tiied behiind back before lost powers
but not bad

probably =wiill= hurt
dependiing on where she sends you
but iif know anythiing about u
uu2akal2▒▒

about =us=
((am not used to sayiing that))
iis that are stubborn

[biiowiired]

At lea2t ii diidnt lo2e my power2 a22hole. But thank2.

IIm prepared for paiin. And any aliien liifeform2 who want a ta2te of p2iioniic2.
Ψiioniic. Feel2 niice two 2ay that.

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Error: 01001000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01110101 01101101 00101110 00100000 01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101100 01110101 01100011 01101011 00101110
Error: Bad code
>> auto restart in SAFE MODE
01110111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 00110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100

Have a spectrum swap GHB

[grand_lowblood]

[Woah what the fuck sort of monstrosity was this? Still he had to try something and he knew a little bit about computers and some of the dry speech the Highbloods in his universe used.]

system release subject for maintenance

[It felt so unnatural to talk like that but he hoped it would somehow work.]

Oh shit its a highblood get in the car

[biiowiired]

[System don't know 'bout his spectrumswapping D:]

Greetings Subjuggulator.
Maintenance carried out by Subjuggulators is not advised.
Please enter name:
Maintenance password:

[Even his circuits are shaking in fear...]

lowblood in his universe xD Which makes this weird for him. Also up to you if this password works xD

[grand_lowblood]

my name is gamzir makara

[He's drawing his knowledge on Meenah as he knows her hoping it will work.]

the password is: cakes are a gill's best frond.

totally works because im evil

[biiowiired]

Username: gamzir makara

Password identification complete.
ACCESS GRANTED
01001111 01001000 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011

Permii22iion2 available upon request.
Input command?

Eh not so evil actually xD

[grand_lowblood]

disengage automated protocols
allow for full sentient control

[biiowiired]

Error: cannot disengage automated protocols
WARNING: Disengaging automated protocols will result in collapse of ship navigational functions. You do not have the administrative privileges required.
To access these privileges, please see Her Imperious Condescension.

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Bad code: con2ciiou2
Error: 2iick fuck
Error: !!

[grand_lowblood]

[Okay he's finally using that translator.]

system inquiry; is it possible to remove the subject without him feeling pain?

[biiowiired]

[translator not absolutely necessary, but sure is fun lol]

No.
System maintains nervous receptors to detect early 2iign2 of internal damage.
Receptors are integrated with biowire technology.
Post at Battleship Condescension will last until termination of System.
2y2tem apologizes for any inconvenience.

Query: Does user gamzir makara require execution of joke code?
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[Just surprised he hasn't been culled yet for not entertaining a Subjuggulator]

[grand_lowblood]

well fuck
was there any plan for if the battleship was destroyed and the system still survived?

also no jokes, disregard any social obligations that you normally would have to do. except for my access to the system

[Gamzir frowned.]

i dont want to cull you bro. i want to help you if i can.

[biiowiired]

Nervous pain receptors would alert Her Condescension of System status.
Her Condescension may then execute retrieval if she wishes.
System is also part of defense armaments.
Chances of Battleship being destroyed are about 0.0000000000000000000000001%.
01000100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110

System will attempt to curb normal social protocols, except those reserved for Her Condescension.
2y2tem is not a "bro", but user may use de2iignatiion if user wishes.
System cannot appreciate joke on culling, but will attempt levity.
Ha
Ha
Warning: Culling without Her Condescension's permission is not recommended.
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[grand_lowblood]

you know what im just going to stop talking to the bot side

im probably weird to you because where im from you would be the highblood bro

i swear to the messiahs i am not joking

in fact bro I think it was the version of you from my universe that put me in fucking chains.

but bot bro looves youu

[biiowiired]

System cannot discount the existence of parallel universes.
However, System has not been to the one user describes.
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System has no memory of harmiing u2er.

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[grand_lowblood]

well im talking about my society

if i were in my universe right now id be the slave

so my point is i want to help you bro

ain't there some sort of loophole? something i can use to help you out?

[biiowiired]

WARNIING: Attempts to remove Helmsman System from post will result in iirreparable damage to System. Users performing these actions risk immediate culling by Her Imperious Condescension.

[grand_lowblood]

youre already away from your fucking post
that ship is in a universe far far away
same thing with your fucking empress
whats the plan now?

[biiowiired]

Helmsman system will attempt to hack user MUN.

Error: 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101
Error: Ψ 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01100011
The plan ii2 not two die. Cant ju2t riip me out of here.
MUN giirl 2ay2 2he wiil help. 2he 2ay2 ii have a place waiitiing for me now.
II hope 2he doe2nt mean iim goiing two diie. Thatd be niice, but ii have a me22age that cant be era2ed.
Got any more que2tiion2? Before my thiinkpan doe2 2hiit acrobatiic2 agaiin ii mean.

[grand_lowblood]

yeah i got a question
that bright red motherfucker
is he really for equality?

hello moodswings

[biiowiired]

Who want2 two know? He2 dead.
Theyre all dead. IIt2 only a matter of tiime.

It happens

[grand_lowblood]

death isnt the end
that and you have to think
in my society if youre a motherfucking highblood
what would that make the red motherfucker?

[biiowiired]

Dont go 2hoviing that miiracle2 crap on me. He2 dead and there2 no briingiing hiim back.
Hiighblood? IIm 2ure iin any world he would be the 2ame.
The kiinde2t troll. Be2t friiend ii ever had.
Error: 00110010 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 00110010 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000
Error: System unstable.

[grand_lowblood]

im not talking about miracles this time brother.
there are just some dead motherfuckers here already.
so death aint the end.

well bro im not gonna say youre directly wrong.
but i will say my best friend in my world is the same say.
and she turns out to be a tyrannical maniac as your empress.

[It's clear he doesn't like admitting that but it is a true fact.]

[biiowiired]

Tyranniical maniiac, then you 2hould piick better friiend2.
II mii22 hiim, oh damniit ii mii22 hiim.
Error: 00110010 01101000 01101001 01101001 01110110 01110010 01101110 01101101 01100100 01100111
WARNING: System iin2tabiiliity is causing data corruption. Plea2e close all communication channels and restart.

Translating Later Cause Summoner Knows Shit On Code

[likeabos]

wAIT, dID YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS HE1MSMAN AND BATT1ESHIP CONDESCENSION
1IKE THE VERY SAME RUMORED HE1MMSMAN WHO AIDED, uM, yOU KNOW WHO, iF YOU DO KNOW, aGAINST CERTAIN BELIEFS THAT NOT EVERYONE AGREES WITH

[Damn keeping subtle was difficult to pull off. Is he doing this right?]

iF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING
wHAT ARE YOU DOING A11 THE WAY BACK HERE AND NOT OUT IN SPACE SOMEWHERE
yOU AIN'T IN THE SAME SCENARIO AS ME ARE YOU

wHICH BY THAT I MEAN, i HAVE NO C1UE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW

shh it's okay, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to (that sounds so wrong)

[biiowiired]

Data unclear. Please reenter your query.
01001000 01100101 00110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101001 00110010 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00110010 00101110 Only me left.
01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01100100 00101110 Era2ed everythiing.
Error: 11001110 10101000
Error: 01010000 01110011 01101001 01101001

Helm2man 2y2tem is currently experiienciing gliitche2. System apologizes for the inconvenience.
System is safely at po2t: Battleship Condescension.
System is communicating through u2er MUN channel2.
User MUN has been able to hack System. Please exercise caution when dealing with user MUN.

Helmsman System is programmed for navigational use.
Please input your name, and any information you think may be helpful in determining your location, such as:
Star system
Planet
Presence or absence of alien lifeforms
Overseeing Legislacerators

[Haha he suspects you are in prison because lowblood]