The Helmsman / The Ψiioniic [new muse, apping to Lost Realm]

[biiowiired]

Helmsman System cannot leave the Battleship Condescension. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Any attempt to separate the Helmsman System from Her Imperious Condescension is futile.

It is impossible for Helmsman System to be "a split-personality bipolar wreck, get into the inter-dimensional portal nao!!!" because System is not a troll or a "human, and SO the boss of you bb".

You do not have proper administrative privileges to make changes to hardware or software.
WARNING: To prevent damage to the System, please refrain from opening hidden files.

WARNING: Cease all hostile activity and report to the hold for immediate culling.

ERROR: Unidentified fiile encryption 11001110 10101000 Ψ Ψ
01110000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 11001110 10101000 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101001 01110100 00101110
01001100 01001111 00110010 01000101 01010010 00110010 00101110
dont forget
Dont forget promii2e
2ymbol
SYM69L

2iignle22

Unable to handle request at 112115105105


>> auto restart in SAFE MODE
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>> SUCCESSFUL
>> HELMSMAN SYSTEM ONLINE

Helmsman System was improperly shut down. Some of your data may have been lost. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Scanning for and automatically fixing error2.

[OOC: binary decoder here if you so desire]

Comments

Have a spectrum swap GHB

[grand_lowblood]

[Woah what the fuck sort of monstrosity was this? Still he had to try something and he knew a little bit about computers and some of the dry speech the Highbloods in his universe used.]

system release subject for maintenance

[It felt so unnatural to talk like that but he hoped it would somehow work.]

Oh shit its a highblood get in the car

[biiowiired]

[System don't know 'bout his spectrumswapping D:]

Greetings Subjuggulator.
Maintenance carried out by Subjuggulators is not advised.
Please enter name:
Maintenance password:

[Even his circuits are shaking in fear...]

lowblood in his universe xD Which makes this weird for him. Also up to you if this password works xD

[grand_lowblood]

my name is gamzir makara

[He's drawing his knowledge on Meenah as he knows her hoping it will work.]

the password is: cakes are a gill's best frond.

totally works because im evil

[biiowiired]

Username: gamzir makara

Password identification complete.
ACCESS GRANTED
01001111 01001000 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011

Permii22iion2 available upon request.
Input command?

Eh not so evil actually xD

[grand_lowblood]

disengage automated protocols
allow for full sentient control

[biiowiired]

Error: cannot disengage automated protocols
WARNING: Disengaging automated protocols will result in collapse of ship navigational functions. You do not have the administrative privileges required.
To access these privileges, please see Her Imperious Condescension.

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Bad code: con2ciiou2
Error: 2iick fuck
Error: !!

[grand_lowblood]

[Okay he's finally using that translator.]

system inquiry; is it possible to remove the subject without him feeling pain?

[biiowiired]

[translator not absolutely necessary, but sure is fun lol]

No.
System maintains nervous receptors to detect early 2iign2 of internal damage.
Receptors are integrated with biowire technology.
Post at Battleship Condescension will last until termination of System.
2y2tem apologizes for any inconvenience.

Query: Does user gamzir makara require execution of joke code?
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[Just surprised he hasn't been culled yet for not entertaining a Subjuggulator]

[grand_lowblood]

well fuck
was there any plan for if the battleship was destroyed and the system still survived?

also no jokes, disregard any social obligations that you normally would have to do. except for my access to the system

[Gamzir frowned.]

i dont want to cull you bro. i want to help you if i can.

[biiowiired]

Nervous pain receptors would alert Her Condescension of System status.
Her Condescension may then execute retrieval if she wishes.
System is also part of defense armaments.
Chances of Battleship being destroyed are about 0.0000000000000000000000001%.
01000100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110

System will attempt to curb normal social protocols, except those reserved for Her Condescension.
2y2tem is not a "bro", but user may use de2iignatiion if user wishes.
System cannot appreciate joke on culling, but will attempt levity.
Ha
Ha
Warning: Culling without Her Condescension's permission is not recommended.
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[grand_lowblood]

you know what im just going to stop talking to the bot side

im probably weird to you because where im from you would be the highblood bro

i swear to the messiahs i am not joking

in fact bro I think it was the version of you from my universe that put me in fucking chains.

but bot bro looves youu

[biiowiired]

System cannot discount the existence of parallel universes.
However, System has not been to the one user describes.
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System has no memory of harmiing u2er.

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[grand_lowblood]

well im talking about my society

if i were in my universe right now id be the slave

so my point is i want to help you bro

ain't there some sort of loophole? something i can use to help you out?

[biiowiired]

WARNIING: Attempts to remove Helmsman System from post will result in iirreparable damage to System. Users performing these actions risk immediate culling by Her Imperious Condescension.

[grand_lowblood]

youre already away from your fucking post
that ship is in a universe far far away
same thing with your fucking empress
whats the plan now?

[biiowiired]

Helmsman system will attempt to hack user MUN.

Error: 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101
Error: Ψ 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01100011
The plan ii2 not two die. Cant ju2t riip me out of here.
MUN giirl 2ay2 2he wiil help. 2he 2ay2 ii have a place waiitiing for me now.
II hope 2he doe2nt mean iim goiing two diie. Thatd be niice, but ii have a me22age that cant be era2ed.
Got any more que2tiion2? Before my thiinkpan doe2 2hiit acrobatiic2 agaiin ii mean.

[grand_lowblood]

yeah i got a question
that bright red motherfucker
is he really for equality?

hello moodswings

[biiowiired]

Who want2 two know? He2 dead.
Theyre all dead. IIt2 only a matter of tiime.

It happens

[grand_lowblood]

death isnt the end
that and you have to think
in my society if youre a motherfucking highblood
what would that make the red motherfucker?

[biiowiired]

Dont go 2hoviing that miiracle2 crap on me. He2 dead and there2 no briingiing hiim back.
Hiighblood? IIm 2ure iin any world he would be the 2ame.
The kiinde2t troll. Be2t friiend ii ever had.
Error: 00110010 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 00110010 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000
Error: System unstable.

[grand_lowblood]

im not talking about miracles this time brother.
there are just some dead motherfuckers here already.
so death aint the end.

well bro im not gonna say youre directly wrong.
but i will say my best friend in my world is the same say.
and she turns out to be a tyrannical maniac as your empress.

[It's clear he doesn't like admitting that but it is a true fact.]

[biiowiired]

Tyranniical maniiac, then you 2hould piick better friiend2.
II mii22 hiim, oh damniit ii mii22 hiim.
Error: 00110010 01101000 01101001 01101001 01110110 01110010 01101110 01101101 01100100 01100111
WARNING: System iin2tabiiliity is causing data corruption. Plea2e close all communication channels and restart.