The Helmsman / The Ψiioniic [new muse, apping to Lost Realm]

[biiowiired]

Helmsman System cannot leave the Battleship Condescension. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Any attempt to separate the Helmsman System from Her Imperious Condescension is futile.

It is impossible for Helmsman System to be "a split-personality bipolar wreck, get into the inter-dimensional portal nao!!!" because System is not a troll or a "human, and SO the boss of you bb".

You do not have proper administrative privileges to make changes to hardware or software.
WARNING: To prevent damage to the System, please refrain from opening hidden files.

WARNING: Cease all hostile activity and report to the hold for immediate culling.

ERROR: Unidentified fiile encryption 11001110 10101000 Ψ Ψ
01110000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010000 01110011 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 11001110 10101000 01101001 01101001 01101111 01101110 01101001 01101001 01100011
01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00110010 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100001 01101101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101001 01110100 00101110
01001100 01001111 00110010 01000101 01010010 00110010 00101110
dont forget
Dont forget promii2e
2ymbol
SYM69L

2iignle22

Unable to handle request at 112115105105


>> auto restart in SAFE MODE
00110010 01100001 01100110 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101100 01110101 00110010 01110101 00110010 00101110

>> SUCCESSFUL
>> HELMSMAN SYSTEM ONLINE

Helmsman System was improperly shut down. Some of your data may have been lost. System apologizes for any inconvenience.
Scanning for and automatically fixing error2.

[OOC: binary decoder here if you so desire]

Comments

Translating Later Cause Summoner Knows Shit On Code

[likeabos]

wAIT, dID YOU JUST SAY THE WORDS HE1MSMAN AND BATT1ESHIP CONDESCENSION
1IKE THE VERY SAME RUMORED HE1MMSMAN WHO AIDED, uM, yOU KNOW WHO, iF YOU DO KNOW, aGAINST CERTAIN BELIEFS THAT NOT EVERYONE AGREES WITH

[Damn keeping subtle was difficult to pull off. Is he doing this right?]

iF YOU DON'T MIND MY ASKING
wHAT ARE YOU DOING A11 THE WAY BACK HERE AND NOT OUT IN SPACE SOMEWHERE
yOU AIN'T IN THE SAME SCENARIO AS ME ARE YOU

wHICH BY THAT I MEAN, i HAVE NO C1UE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW

shh it's okay, he doesn't have to if he doesn't want to (that sounds so wrong)

[biiowiired]

Data unclear. Please reenter your query.
01001000 01100101 00110010 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101001 00110010 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00110010 00101110 Only me left.
01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100001 01100100 00101110 Era2ed everythiing.
Error: 11001110 10101000
Error: 01010000 01110011 01101001 01101001

Helm2man 2y2tem is currently experiienciing gliitche2. System apologizes for the inconvenience.
System is safely at po2t: Battleship Condescension.
System is communicating through u2er MUN channel2.
User MUN has been able to hack System. Please exercise caution when dealing with user MUN.

Helmsman System is programmed for navigational use.
Please input your name, and any information you think may be helpful in determining your location, such as:
Star system
Planet
Presence or absence of alien lifeforms
Overseeing Legislacerators

[Haha he suspects you are in prison because lowblood]