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[justitia]

-- judicialPotentia [JP] began pestering dearMun [DM]

JP: 4R3 YOU S4T1SF13D NOW?
JP: 1 C4N'T S4Y TH4T 1 4M PL34S3D TO B3 GO1NG 4NYWH3R3 W1TH MY ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS 4S TH3Y 4R3,
JP: BUT 1T 1S R34D1LY 4PP4R3NT TH4T 1 H4V3 NO CHO1C3.
JP: 1F YOU PL4N TO W4ST3 YOUR T1M3 H3R3, YOU SHOULD CONS1D3R DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 4T L34ST M4RG1N4LLY MOR3 PRODUCT1V3.
JP: SUCH 4S S3ND1NG MOR3 COOP3R4T1V3 CONSORTS?
JP: S1MPL3-M1ND3D L1Z4RDS DO NOT M4K3 FOR 3NR4PTUR1NG CONV3RS4T1ON4L1STS.
JP: 1 R34LLY DON'T C4R3 HOW CUT3 YOU TH1NK TH3Y 4R3.

Comments

[dorkytracksuit]

Wiith your state of affaiirs as the are? At least they sound better than miine.

[justitia]

1 N3V3R S41D TH3Y W3R3 4 POOR ST4T3 OF 4FF41RS, S1MPLY 4 BUSY ST4T3.

1S TH1S TH3 PL4C3 WH3R3 1 4SK HOW T3RR1BL3 YOUR D4Y W4S?
YOU S33M TO B3 1MPLY1NG 1T, SO YOU M1GHT 4S W3LL 3XPL41N.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ never assumed that they were poor. Far from iit siince you're so hesiitant to be pulled away.

♊ really doubt you'd want to hear more about my day.

[justitia]

1 R34LLY DOUBT YOU'D KNOW WH4T 1'M TH1NK1NG.
GO 4H34D.
3L4BOR4T3.

[dorkytracksuit]

No biig ♊ guess. Just been busy haviing the energy liiterally riipped from my body for other's ψants and desiires.

[justitia]

SOUNDS PL34S4NT.
WH4T D1D YOU DO TO D3S3RV3 TH4T?

[dorkytracksuit]

Somethiing iimpossiible and foolhardy. ♊ doubt a teal blood could understand.

[justitia]

OH, 4R3 W3 PL4Y1NG TH4T G4M3 NOW?
1N TH4T C4S3, 1 UND3RST4ND *COMPL3T3LY*.
COLOR M3 UNSURPR1S3D TH4T 4 LOWBLOOD WOULD BE 3NG4G1NG 1N FOOLH4RD1N3SS.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊t iisn't much of a surpriise iis iit? Liife iis just too short for us not to be a little fooliish. Well, for some of us.

[justitia]

4GR33D.
TH3N 4G41N, SOM3 TROLLS CHOOS3 TO M4K3 TH31R L1V3S SHORT3R BY TH31R OWN DO1NG.
B31NG UNCOOP3R4T1V3 W1TH TH3 L4W WOULD F4LL UND3R ON3 OF THOS3 CHO1C3S.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊s that so? Funny, ♊ don't remember thiing2 workiing that way, but perhaps ♊ am miistaken.

So tell me then teal blood, what must a troll do to earn hiimself a sentence thats longer than liife?

[justitia]

4R3 YOU 4SK1NG M3 TO M4K3 YOU 4 TO-DO L1ST?
HOW DO YOU 3XP3CT M3 TO F1ND SOM3TH1NG COMP4R4BLY WORS3, 1F YOU R3FUS3 TO G1V3 M3 TH3 B4S1S FOR COMP4R1SON?
ON3 WOULD TH1NK 4 MUST4RD-BLOOD WOULD 4T L34ST H4V3 4 GR4SP ON B4S1C LOG1C, 1F NOTH1NG 3LS3.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ doubt you would be hard pressed to fiind a criime worse than miine. There are many thiings worse than attemptiing to make one'2 liife worth liiviing.

[justitia]

TH4T WOULD D3P3ND ON YOUR D3F1N1T1ON OF WORTH, 4ND HOW YOU W3R3 PL4NN1NG TO 4CH13V3 1T.
F33L FR33 TO CONT1NU3 D4NC1NG V4GU3LY 4ROUND TH3 TOP1C.
1 4M 3NJOY1NG TH1S GU3SS1NG G4M3.

[dorkytracksuit]

♊'m not danciing, ♊ was always rather poor at that unfortunately, but iit iis a diifiicult topiic to broach.

♊magiine for a second a world wiith a speciies as powerful as our own, but one who's strength lay iin kiindness. A place where worth iis determiined by more than just mere blood. What iif ♊ were to tell you this place was once named Alterniia?

[justitia]

1 WOULD S4Y TH4T YOU 4PP34R TO H4V3 3NOUGH PROBL3MS W1THOUT COMPOUND1NG TH3M W1TH F41RYT4L3S.
NO ON3 T4LKS L1K3 TH4T 4NYMOR3, NOT 1F TH3Y W1SH TO K33P TH31R H34D.

[dorkytracksuit]

So then ♊ see you are begiinniing to understand the severiity of my criimes.

[justitia]

FOR SPOUT1NG TH1S NONS3NS3, 1 4SSUM3?
TH3N, WHY W3R3N'T YOU S1MPLY K1LL3D OUTR1GHT?

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ suppose that iin our culture a troll wiith an iidea iis more dangerous than any act. A criime who's puniishment iis liife. The puniishment iis almost as backwards as the supposed criime, iisn't iit?

[justitia]

HOW 1S L1F3 4 PUN1SHM3NT?

[dorkytracksuit]

♊ suppose liife iis an overstatement. Beiing a Helmsman iisn't really a liife. Though really when ♊ thiink about iit neiither iis beiing a troll.

[justitia]

4 H3LMSM4N.

WHO 4R3 YOU?

[dorkytracksuit]

The Battleshiip Condesce
And who are you?

[justitia]

TH4T'S NOT FUNNY.

[dorkytracksuit]

No, iit really iisn't, but iif you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at. You stiill haven't introduced yourself Teal Blood.