dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: the tudors

No. No.

Absolutely not.

Why do you do this? What do you have to gain?

Oh, I forgot. You do this for fun. My apologies.

I thought maybe you had a heart.

onlyalittleneck

You read about me and wish to, as you put it, "play" me again?

You're ridiculous. This will never work.

onlyalittleneck

I genuinely believe that you have no idea what you're doing.

happyfalcon

And just why should I be happy!? Your flippant 'shipping', as you call it, is getting out of hand! At the VERY least you could target the men from that 'Game of Thrones' you love so much. They make a bit more sense for me to be with than your men from this 'Once Upon a Time'.

...even if they are more attractive and even if I do enjoy their company...

[Hey, it's not my fault that your canon hype has come and gone and you have no castmates left. I work with what I got/what I love, Anne!!]

Regardless! You're getting annoying with your pushing me on them, don't think I haven't noticed!

And that incessant squealing whenever something you deem 'cute' happens?

Yes, that.

It has to stop. Now.

happyfalcon

To my mundane:

So it's not enough to summon me to this dreadful place, but you also lack the attention span, nay, intelligence to read through my brief portion of history to ensure that your portrayal of me is correct? I find that unforgivable - but I acknowledge that this is ultimately meaningless in your opinion.

But let it be known, I will make myself heard.

I will endure this torment for as long as I must. I am the true Queen of England - I am no stranger to adversity and tribulation. You will not break my spirit.

As always, I will remain the Most Happy.

Yours sincerest,

Anne Boleyn

onlyalittleneck

This is ridiculous.

You are ridiculous.

What do you think you will accomplish by, as you describe it, "playing" me? I am not a game to win or a riddle to figure out. You cannot manipulate me into performing like some sort of king's fool.

I can only hope you'll abandon this idea, and quickly--for your sake.

...And don't even think about plucking me from my walk to the scaffold. That, mundane, is far too low of a gesture, even for you.

notlovedbyall

My Fickle Master of Strings,

You do this often.
Looking upon days that have long since passed with intrigue and temptation. Yet your feet remain still, ever standing, and ever watching.

I confess that I too, am guilty of such things. Were my strings my own, I would gladly wander into the hearts of poets and virtue.

What must I do to obtain my freedom?

Yours,
Beloved Anne

nootherwill

Now really, you should be far more cheerful. Playing a Queen of England may be a challenge, but surely I would simply be a delightful one! My lord husband would agree with me, he'd tell you of my traits, all of which are both desirable and agreeable, and how I am indeed the most perfect of muses for you to possess!

But! Whilst having fun and making cheer is obviously of the most importance, you must make sure to treat me with the respect that I, as the Queen of England, so definitely deserve. [ She really likes repeating that bit. ]

Yours,
Queen Katherine

notlovedbyall

To the Esteemed,

There you have it, again.

Nostalgia is oft a sweet experience. I do choose to indulge in it myself at times. Days beneath blue skies, in forests of trees, and with eyes that see the world aflame with colour. I have not forgotten those days either.

It is a pity I cannot relive them.

I trust you to take great care, just as you always have. And of course, that you should not lose your head.

Your Ever Humble Servant,
Anne Boleyn

4th_survived

Miss Mundane,

I know you are upset, but really, there is no need to be frustrated.

Yes, I know you worked hard on my application, and that you did have it 'beta-ed'. Yet you yourself later admitted that it could have been better, does that not already show means to improve.

So you need to wait another month, You've been so busy, do you not think it is better this way. You know now what you need to work on, and you have time-one should not rush such things. Also, I believe some new icons would not go unappreciative, especially now that you know how to make them.

Though, I do not suppose it would be too much trouble to ask to wait until November before you turn in this application again? When this 'fear plot' is over with?

I thought not.

I suppose I should be grateful that I will not be fully included in such a thing, but then I believe I already faced my fear during my marriage to his majesty.

nevergiveway

My lady:

Must I add you to the growing number of those who have become my enemies? You claim to favor me, but do you not also seek to remove me from my throne, from the side of my true and noble husband?

And you do not seek to replace me, but to send me away to some unknown realm? No, my lady, I will not have it. Look to your others for your entertainment. I serve only God and the king.

deservenone

Miss Mundane, I thought you'd done me the honor of forgetting me. It seems I'm not that lucky.

You sent me to that Hell only to allow me to idle out, did you not? So what is it you're planning to do with me now? Listen to suggestions? Find a new place for me to stay? As open as you may be to hearing others out on this situation, I'd like to confirm that I am not. You ought to continue with the muses you have already placed and allow me to return home.

[ ... ]

Yes. I am perfectly aware that it isn't home anymore. Nonetheless...

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: the tudors

on mun dusting her off after a canon review. anne is not pleased.

dusty muse is dusty. let's call this a voicetest.

voicetesting after a long dry spell.

She's NOT the most happy after all

Voice testing - please forgive historical inaccuracies

dusting off an old muse. she's not happy.

(no subject)

voice test!

[Voice Testing] - Reunions Ahoy

concerning a recent rejection email

Very nervously voice-testing

the tudors

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