voice testing

[fauxllergies]

What're you getting all nervous about, mun? We should be celebrating! We're striking out on our own, meeting new people and-- uh... what else are we doing?

Playing games? That's a little... don't worry about it, I can get excited about games! Long as they're not like those crummy boardgames my parents play; I still don't get what's so interesting about a dice that tells you to lick hair...

Huh? That's not what those dice are supposed to say? Then what are they supposed to say, oh wise mun? Come on, don't get all quiet on me now!

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[shiningheart]

... What kind of dice game tells you to lick hair?

[fauxllergies]

That's what I'm trying to figure out--

[Hold up, are you a skeleton? You look like a skeleton. A walking, talking skeleton. Jinkies.]

W-whoa! [Cool hair aside, skeletons ain't cool.] B-b-back up there, pal! I know karate!

[shiningheart]

[No thank you!]

Hey! I'm backed up! I'm backed up, I'm not doing anything, see?

[He raises his hands and hovers back a little]

Look, I was just asking a question, you don't have to hit me.

[fauxllergies]

[Hover?! Don't hover! Hovering is very, very bad! Hovering is not what dudes in bad costumes do!]

A-and don't you start doing anything, either! My friends will find me if you try anything, Mr. Skeleton! At least I hope they will...

[Daphne drops her delicate fists of fury, but doesn't completely relax.]

You stay right there if you've got questions. Any closer and I'll, uh... well, whatever I do, it's gonna hurt. You, that is. It won't hurt me. Because I'm tough. R-really tough. Super, seriously tough and I can fight monsters all by myself w-without Freddy.

[shiningheart]

No it's okay, I believe you. You'll beat me up, I got that, no trouble, lady I get it.

[Never mind the fact that he's six foot four and built like a brick shithouse. Lewis is staying back a very respectful several feet and looking... kind of hurt that he got that reaction.]

I'm not gonna do anything. Just because I'm dead doesn't make me a monster...

[fauxllergies]

( just noticed my html. oops! )

[Aw, don't look sad! Daphne can't handle sad looks, it makes her feel like a real jerk, even if she's dealing with a giant skeleton-ghost who could snap her in half.]

Hey, don't take it too hard... [Oh god, she can't believe she's actually sympathising with a monster. Her love for soft vegetable guys is getting out of hand.] I just can't take any chances, y'know?

[shiningheart]

[No he's gonna look sad, it sucks being dead and scaring people]

I'm dead. I'm dead and I have a fanged skull for a face, wouldn't you take it pretty hard too?

I don't even have to do anything to anyone, I just show up and everyone screams and runs away.

... I used to look good. I had a girlfriend, my life was great.

[arthurianmetal]

Miss, I'm not entirely err... experienced in that area of games. But trust me when I say you do NOT want to look up any information on this. Just don't.

... Though honestly yeah, the licking hair thing is weird even for that.

[fauxllergies]

Come on, it can't be that bad. My parents can be a little kooky, but they're not monsters or anything!

[Her mum might be a sexy vampire, though. Maybe. But probably not.]

[arthurianmetal]

Of course their not monsters.

[Goodness knows Arthur has seen real monsters so many times. So he's less then likely to classify people with habits that are... a little off the beaten path, as monstrous]

There's not anything WRONG with- oh geez, why did I even open my mouth? Uh.. subject change! I'm Arthur.

[hawkingisabastard]

...pretty sure you don't really want to know what it's supposed to say.