lesliemonster: (waffles friends work)
[personal profile] lesliemonster
Mun,

Let's make a pros and cons list.

Pro: it's in space.

Con: our understanding of civil codes in space is unclear.

Pro: we can learn about civil codes in space! And possibly a type of space language, which will get Ben all--

Con: No Ben. That counts as 300 cons. No Ann. 3000 cons.

Pro: Everyone at the Parks department gets to keep their jobs!

Con: No Parks department.

Pro: I can start the first Parks and Recreation department in space.

...And possibly someday be president of space. Let's do this thing.

Love,
Leslie Knope

P.S. There is also a game where I can be a freaking wizard. Look into that.
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[personal profile] airanddarkness
Well.

As much trouble as Oroonoko causes she is a... decent combatant and medic.  At a time like this, it would be unfortunate to lose a member of the circle.  Certainly if I went along the problem would be solved quickly and we would be able to return to her normal duties?  I'm not one for heroism, but I am one for efficiency.

But you are not allowed to call me a "magic lawnmower."

[personal profile] septim
I don't understand why she fears my father, either. I mean, I...never knew him, but the Blades would've known if Uriel ever transformed into an eldritch monster.
[personal profile] ecoterrorism
...No.

Absolutely not.

I have already had quite enough experience fighting a battle I don't care for without having to do it on behalf of a nation of people apparently too weak to take care of themselves. At least I can be assured of my current circle-mates having some basic degree of competence. [ ...except maybe Hematite. How much of an idiot do you have to be to pause fighting to waste time asking defeated opponents to "please stop being bad"? ]

And the whole thing is because they're frightened that their precious kingdom will be overtaken by "thorns"? That sounds like a good thing, if you ask me. Not, of course, that anyone ever does.
consultmybooks: (No Eye Contact Whatsoever)
[personal profile] consultmybooks
Right. So, we're doing this again, then, are we?

...at least you're excited. If we both don't want this, well, what's the point? I'll be gone in another month. And I refuse to put anyone else through that again.

Certainly some interesting plans in the works. No...sorry, I meant "horrific". Yes, I'm sure that's what I meant. Yes, that includes the party. Especially if one of them takes it into their heads to make it a surprise party. And depending on when Helios decides to admit what happened over Valentine's Day. To say nothing of all the people who I know fully well are hoping for a chance to shout at me or, um, smack me. Or hit me. In some cases, probably hard enough to knock me unconscious. And, with my luck, I'll probably be tossed at one or two individuals who wouldn't mind another chance at attempting to murder me, just for the flavor, and I don't just mean Drusilla.

Still. Um...it will be nice to see Willow, again. That's...something. Still as far ahead as ever, of course, but...well, you know how it is. I can at least make that work to my advantage, this time. And I most certainly intend to.

As for the other place...all right, fine, it's a shame about the train, but you do recall that having me in two places at once never works out, yes? I don't care how much the three of you are amused by it. We would not do well in a medieval setting. They stoned people like us to death, back then.

...but, we'd, we'd be able to remember one another? Helios, a-and Ginia, and I? Fine. I, um, I suppose my tastes towards weaponry, fighting style, and reading material might finally be relevant. I can only imagine how much that news might amuse Buffy.

And I hope the fact that I very strongly protest being made a ghost is assumed. In other words, I would hope you would know better than to, um, make me argue that point with you. I don't care if it sounds interesting. Things that, um, sound interesting to you rarely end well for either of us.

theyunderestimateme: (Default)
[personal profile] theyunderestimateme
You remember what happened to the last nobleman who kidnapped me for his personal pleasure? I think it'd rather ruin everyone's fun if there was a repeat of that incident. I'd think I'm much less out of my depth in the city that keeps being invaded by evil creatures or with the evil thorns, in any case.
metalbeatsboulder: (Okay let me clear this up)
[personal profile] metalbeatsboulder
Listen up, mun. Sitting around whimpering that you're too busy to play me is rubbish. If you want it bad enough, you'll figure out something to drop.

So you don't have my voice? Stop filling your head with Plurk and Facebook and all that useless chatter and listen. Maybe you haven't noticed yet... but I'm not quiet! I'm pretty easy to hear! If you have to go wandering off on some journey to find me, you're doing it wrong.

And... do you really care that much about what my icons look like? Because I sure don't. Fix it or move on. I want to pick the brains of that earth mage guy, and learn some new moves from him.
bravelittleweed: (happy)
[personal profile] bravelittleweed
Oh! Hello again, Miss Mundane! I'm so glad to see you again! Or, well, I can't really see you, but you know what I mean!

I'm really excited to make new friends, if it isn't too much trouble!
canistricari: (craaaaazy eyes)
[personal profile] canistricari
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It took you long enough, Writer Girl!

Where to start, where to start?! This is going to be fun.
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[personal profile] sadkitty
Oh gosh, oh gosh, I can go there and they'll actually call me a mage? Is there a guild? Because being able to make fire is super cool and all, but I have to find someone to teach me more stuff and how to control it
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[personal profile] ex_apaintingdarkly917
This isn't funny! How am I supposed to get rid of this stupid curse? "Destroy it" my ass, I'm not that stupid.

You could have said something, you know! You didn't have to encourage this whole stupid situation.
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[personal profile] slasher
There are a lot of negative connotations to the word "parasite" that I don't think are deserved.  That's just the way it is.  You don't have to feel bad about calling me one if that's what I am.
sorcerous: (facepalm)
[personal profile] sorcerous
Must you?

Yes; I have borne a monster. This does not mean that every child I have will be a monster, nor that you may twist such a thing into a menagerie of possible children.

Sloths? A half-boy, half-scorpion? A golden eagle? A litter of momongas? And a girl-sorcerer with too much mind and too little heart.

As for the rest: patience, if you will. Keep your focus to the faith healer, to the admiral, to the telepath. I tire.
tatra: (You're so mean!)
[personal profile] tatra
Mundane, I'm worried for my dear sister. What if she's lonely without me? I've been gone more than a day already! Isn't there anything you can do?

...

Well yes, more tea would help. There's a hole in your pantry I think some orange spice tea would fit perfectly in.
ex_apaintingdarkly917: (Default)
[personal profile] ex_apaintingdarkly917
It's about time! You've been sitting on your butt procrastinating for days now. How's that application coming along? Did you mention my incredible good looks and charm? 'Attagirl.

Now about this role you've picked out. The whole 'knight' bit just isn't really my style, you know? 'Phantom Thief' is a perfectly valid 'D&D Style Role'. Just ask your friends! They actually play that lame game, right? It's not that complicated, just write "Phantom Thief: Steals only the mostly precious items with utmost style, from pieces of art to young ladies hearts!"