dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: jojo's bizarre adventure

If you don't intend to take me somewhere...

Why am I, DIO, here at all?

[ooc: I'm playing Stardust Crusaders Dio. I only just started reading Part 5 so no spoilers, please!]

hermitpurple

OH MY GOD! You apped that scourge of my family's bloodline into that "The Box" game you were eyeing instead of me?!

I understand that you like... older men. But Dio?! Dio's surely beyond "older men" and into something beyond, I mean he's not a man anymore! He's a vampire! A vampire who can use a stand! Something beyond human! He's something that needs to be obliterated and kept far far away from the rest of humanity at large.

What do you mean it doesn't matter that he can't use his stand at the moment? He's still a vampire! It doesn't matter?! Of course he does! He will use his charm and wit to terrorise people!

Gaaaah! I don't understand young women nowadays. This is distressing.

vuotoa

I understand you're anxious, but you've already submitted the application. It's done, and so there's little point in fretting.

You call them "tags", am I right? Do yours while we await a response. I'd rather see you making use of your time than idly wringing your hands.

[. . .]

Am I worried about where you're sending me? I am. But as I said, it's done, and there's little point in fretting. I'm a man of my word, mundane.

hierophantgreen

[OOC: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 22 UNDER THE CUT!
Also, I want someone to play Polnareff so bad. Seriously.]

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[He scratches the back of his neck for a moment, then darts his gaze back and forth as if he's hesitating on what to say next.]

Do you really want to end up putting me somewhere? I haven't even seen Jotaro or Mr. Joestar around, not to mention Polnareff. Though, honestly, I don't think having Polnareff around is really necessary. [Harsh, Kakyoin.]

I didn't mean to be rude, but you must admit I have a point. I am wondering why you've bothered to take me away from everyone else, though. You have to have a plan, right? Please don't have it involve babies; I've had enough of that already.

evenimscared

[A loud gasp and a taken aback pose is exactly how Speedwagon should make his debut.]

What on Earth do you mean I'm surprised by everything!?

[Is even that surprising, Speedwagon?]

It's just because of the extraordinary experiences I'm forced to get involved in! Everyday things don't shock me. There's no need to mock someone for being surprised by the surprising, is there?

[You try your best old man. That's all that matters.]

facerub

I don't get it~! What's wrong if I want to give Josuke lots of kisses and lick him all over? Hm~ You're thinking that sort of thing is something only husbands and wives should do together, right? You're sooo old fashioned, munny-mun~ But I understand!

I'll make Josuke my husband and have lots of lovey-dovey time with him, ok~ay~? Then we can share lots and lots and lots of memories. Ahaha~ True happiness is knowing what the person you love knows, after all; seeing what they've seen, feeling what they've felt. I don't expect you to under~stand~!

But~ Munny-mun, if I'm going to share memories with Josuke, we've gotta find him first. I'll leave it to you, so don't let me down.

arealgentleman

While I appreciate your fondness for me, I have to ask what I did to merit you sending me to such a place? Well, yes it is interesting and I am thankful to have met my grandson...

[Granted, he's still having a hard time imagining that he is a father, let alone a grandfather, but that's a discussion for another time.]

Also, yes I am grateful that you have yet to kill me. I know that shall change in the future, but for now I am relieved. Personally, having experienced death once, I would rather you not kill me at all, though I know it is unavoidable. But still, for now, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

bugnutz

Miss Mun, what you're wearing is what your kind call a 'skirt', yes? If I may say, it seems like a most practical form of dress - the material is light, allowing for greater flexibility in movement and I doubt you would overheat in any extreme weather conditions.

For these reasons, Miss Mun, I would like to request a 'skirt' of my own. I shall greatly repay and reward you for your co-operation, so please consider my request seriously.

babyspooker

Babyspooker, huh? You've got a real twisted sense of humour, mun. No wonder you're still single.

handsoffapproach

You won't gain anything from staying up so late, you'll just wake up feeling tired and groggy. I think you should try to go to sleep at a more reasonable hour, such as 11 or so. You'll wake up feeling refreshed and look better to. And, from the looks of it, you could use it as well, especially your hands.

hierophantgreen

So, this isn't going to work. I've heard from the others here that you're very unreliable; you pick us up and then leave us. Sometimes you place us somewhere and we begin to grow accustomed to it, and then you remove us, and other times you don't even get that far.

Why did you choose me from the group, anyway? I mean, I thought Polnareff made you laugh. Why didn't you choose him? [He looks away for a moment, and shakes his head before continuing.]

Though, even if you picked someone else, the fact that you haven't read the manga remains the same. You don't know what happens past the most recent episode, and you've already gotten spoiled about ... well, about something unfortunate when you were looking for images to make into icons for me, so this is all a very bad idea.

Almost as bad as when everyone aside from myself beat up innocent men at a bar to find out the driver of that "car". I still don't understand that one.

azzerare

Let me get this straight...

He was a vampire who attached his head to his adoptive brother's torso...who learned how to stop time and wanted to take over the world.

[...]

You know how they say ignorance is bliss?

timestops

Quite the interesting collection of people you have. It's a shame I can't interact with them here, out in the open. We'd have much to discuss.

At the very least, they've convinced me you might not be a complete waste of time.

How about we discuss our plans for the future, then. I have plenty of ideas already.

scary_monster

What do you mean I'm cute!? I'm not damn cute y'hear!!

[The English jockey makes a small 'tch' from frustration.]

You're like my mum!

Look, as long as there's a lot of 'opportunity' here I'll play along with you...
[Diego what does opportunity mean?..... you're worrying me.]

maybe a horse race or two...a lot of money sounds nice? maybe a way to marry into a royal family or two, and perhaps mayor-ship of Manhattan.....

What?

dio_brando

Gah! would you stop being such a useless weakling for half a second and finish that application of ours?

It's bad enough waiting in this useless monotony, but to be so close to something, to see it in your eyes and have it 2 steps away? It's like dangling a carrot afront a donkey...

and i, Dio am no donkey.

sheerheartattack

I don't want to do this, I'm going to stand out far too much. No matter what there is to see aside from me here, I'm still going to be singled out, I just know it...

Why won't you leave me alone? Shower your attention on someone else. They'd welcome it.

Even being another face in the crowd in a place like this is too much. It's best I don't show myself at all.

fartsonyourface

[Iggy has been wondering why he isn't the main focus of the opening and ending themes in the new anime. Even worse, he doesn't even make an appearance at all. He's clearly the most important character and has been yapping at his mun to explain this injustice. If he FELT like it, he could take on Jotaro while napping. Easy. It's just that something like that even is too much of a bother.

Growling, Iggy circles around a few times before laying down on the ground with a grumpy face.]

dio_brando

tch, you need to calm down with your 'muses' already,i'll be dammed if i let you bring that Cujoh woman in.

dio_brando

Uwryyyyyyyyy......

Finally! I, Dio the true DIO BRANDO has arrived, i have tricked a foolish human,into giving me access to this "site" full of all different sorts of fantastical peoples.....

all likely to gather under my banner sooner or later! hhahahahhahah!

You hear that foolish mun! It is useless to attempt to control I, Dio! for it shall be I, who controls you!

now.... all those who wish to follow me! Bow at my feet!

memorychess

Mu~n, where's Josuke? I'll be really sad if you don't tell me~ Really, really sad 'n stuff. So sad that not even all of your memories combined would be enough to cheer me up.

Ah, speaking of which... All this icon work and typing and canon revision - you're fussing over me, aren't you? That's against the rules, mu~n. Looks like I'll be rolling in one of your memories sooner than I thought.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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