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Noriaki Kakyoin ([personal profile] hierophantgreen) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2014-08-31 12:47 pm

Homeless, "potentially" thinking about [community profile] box_network when apps reopen?

[OOC: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 22 UNDER THE CUT!
Also, I want someone to play Polnareff so bad. Seriously.]


You know, keeping Avdol's status away from Polnareff was not easy. There were numerous nights when he'd simply roll around in his sleeping bag moaning about how sorry he was for what had happened ... well, I mean what he thought had happened. I admit - I did actually feel a little bad for him those nights, but not bad enough to ruin everyone's plans. That man has the biggest mouth I've seen on anyone.


[He scratches the back of his neck for a moment, then darts his gaze back and forth as if he's hesitating on what to say next.]

Do you really want to end up putting me somewhere? I haven't even seen Jotaro or Mr. Joestar around, not to mention Polnareff. Though, honestly, I don't think having Polnareff around is really necessary. [Harsh, Kakyoin.]

I didn't mean to be rude, but you must admit I have a point. I am wondering why you've bothered to take me away from everyone else, though. You have to have a plan, right? Please don't have it involve babies; I've had enough of that already.
honneured: (♘ 002)

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-01 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oiiiiii, Kakyoin, what's that supposed to mean. Huh? Huh? I was seriously upset, you know! And all of you were--

[YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FRIENDS...!]

You guys'll be lucky if I believe anything you guys say again.
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (CRAZY)

sorry i had to...

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-01 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[PRETEND THIS IS THE TONIGHT, YOU face.

IT'S IGGY FAVORITE CHEW TOY! Look at that hair!]

honneured: (♘ 004)

Never be sorry

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-02 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
[UMM NO?? KAKYOIN'S GOT THIS GREAT BIG... AHOGE KINDA THING, GO BOTHER HIM.

I bet it tastes like cherries.]


I-Iggy...

[Hidden somewhere in that stuttered name is an edge of warning. It isn't very convincing...]
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (Pointing while smug)

he sekkritly luvs u ok iggy died 4 ur SINS or something.

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-02 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He takes a few steps toward him with his little claws clicking against the ground.

Looking up at him, Iggy gives the Frenchie a very scary human like smile that a dog should not be capable of.]

(What's wrong?)

[The Boston Terrier knew what was wrong and he also didn't care. Oh, how he loved to tease.]
honneured: (♘ 015)

NO, SHH, WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[And oh how Polnareff is literally the perfect target for teasing...

But no, seriously, taking a few steps back when Iggy comes forward. Don't make him summon Chariot. He'll do it, man...]


Iggy. Sit. Stay. [DON'T SMILE AT HIM LIKE THAT, SHIT...] I just washed my hair this morning...!!
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (GRRRRRRRRRARRRRRRRRRWRRRR)

I-it's not like I did it because I'm a g-good dog or anything, b-b-baka!

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-02 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[How dare he treat him like a run-of-the-mill pet. Iggy wasn't like that at all! Feeling anger boil up in his furry chest, he began barking in retaliation. Didn't he know he was the top dog in all the world? Forget that, in the whole universe! There wasn't any mutt that could compare to him.]

(No! You sit! You stay!)

[Annnnd he's charging forward. This idiot deserved to be his toy.]
honneured: (♘ 002)

Oh I-Iggy-san...

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-03 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Do you want to hear the MANLIEST SHRIEK EVER? Because that's how you hear the MANLIEST SHRIEK EVER. By which I mean this is not manly at all, and now Polnareff is kind of just... ducking backwards and covering his hair with his hands.

He might be crying a little.

STAND USERS ARE EASIER TO DEAL WITH THAN YOU, IGGY, CHRIST.]


WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (A DOG LOVER)

Oh pol-chan-san-sama-desu-kun-something? Sorry Iggy is a jerk ;___;

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[SO MANLY, IGGY IS SO AFRAID... EXCEPT, HE IS NOT. Usually Iggy doesn't do shit if it involves fighting stand users but when it's part of the team AND Polnareff it's difficult not to fight TOM AND JERRY style. THIS IS NOW POL AND IGGY.

Giving a mighty leap for such a small dog, Iggy lands on his chest and begins to claw his way up to find a place where he can get a piece of hair to chew on.]

(Why shouldn't it always be you? Everyone is just too nice to say you're a bother so I do it for them.)
bladeisme: (☾ 41.)

You're beautiful omg POLNAREFF

[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-09-03 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
...I know this is probably none of my business, but...what'd they do?

[Enlighten him, strange french man]
honneured: (♘ 004)

No you are mistaken, Polnareff is the beautiful one

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He probably shouldn't say anything. I mean, really, to a complete stranger? WHAT IF THIS KID IS A STAND USER?!?!?!?

But this is Polnareff; give an inch and he'll take a mile.]


Something terrible! Something awful!! Listen to this, okay?

So we might've come across a bad guy. A real bad guy, and a good friend of mine took an attack for me. I thought he'd died that day, you know! I was racked with guilt! Tossing and turning most nights. And you what? Turns out that they, they, my beloved comrades, kept his survival a big secret from me!! Just because I like talking to people, you know? Isn't that mean?!
bladeisme: (☾ 62.)

[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-09-03 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. That's.....

On one hand, that's a really big dick move. Like...holy shit, wow. He'd probably have ended up punching them if he'd been in Polnareff's situation.

...On the other hand....

This guy does sound like he has loose enough lips to sink an entire fleet of ships without even trying.]


Well...yeah, it does. But even if you, uh...do like talking to people, why'd they keep it a secret from you in the first place?

[Was it some horrible prank? Was there something going on?

It couldn't be anything as ridiculous as travelling to egypt to kill a blond vampire, could it?]
honneured: (♘ 010)

[personal profile] honneured 2014-09-03 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no, not at all, that's absolutely whack. Don't you know Jojo's is 100% serious 100% of the time?]

Well, we're on a bit of a journey. A reeeeal important one, see, and it'd probably be best if we kept our movements under wraps. And my friend, the one who got hurt, wouldn't have been able to recover in peace if... [Ahem.] ...if word got out.

N-not that it would have...!

[HAHA NOPE. NO WAY....]
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (Haters gonna hate)

doge speak but hey if for some reason he wants to understand it no probs /shot

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-01 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Iggy knew that they had been traveling before his grand and fantastic entrance but he didn't know how much of a mess they had gotten in. What was this thing about babies? Damn, he hated when those things pulled on his ears.

Barking up at Kakyoin, he wags his little tail to show he acknowledges his presence and that he should be honored.]

(Polnareff has his uses.

To fart on.)

[Also, to just troll in general.]
fartsonyourface: Made by timestops (O RLY)

^_^ YAY!

[personal profile] fartsonyourface 2014-09-06 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Iggy is a litle surprised that Kakyoin is so readily wanting to give him affection. He may be the smartest dog in the world but he still likes getting petted and having his tummy scratched.

Blinking at the reaction he ponders what to say. Did Kakyoin not know that Iggy was a stray who roamed the mean streets of New York like a king?]

(How can I miss a master when I never have had one! Heh!)

[He puts a paw against his pants and lightly claws.]
notintehkitchen: (Kissing Jell-O)

OMG IT'S NORIAKI "I'M PRETTY GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES" KAKYOIN

[personal profile] notintehkitchen 2014-09-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not fond of little ones?
notintehkitchen: (Winking with fire)

8D I had to poke you with two of my muses because excitement~

[personal profile] notintehkitchen 2014-09-06 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
They aren't so bad once they stop being babies.

[Kakyoin thank GODJESUS you look older then you are or Pyro would of instantly said she was going to adopt you.]
bladeisme: (☾ 17.)

aAAAAAAAAAAAH JOIN JOIN PLZ JOIN

[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-09-03 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Just hope that they don't put you anywhere terrible-the muns like to do that.

[Meanwhile, the mun is doing her best to desperately enable because more jojos all the jojos plz]
bladeisme: (☾ 59.)

Read the manga? it's a little dated, but that's what I did.

[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-09-07 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, there are places that they'll send you that are worse than hell.

[Do you want to see his Box self, Kakyoin? It isn't pretty.]

Plus, they like to make us suffer all the time.

[Wow Ichigo RUDE.]
bladeisme: (☾ 69.)

Aaahh, gotcha. So it's either the anime finishes or that gets re-released, huh?

[personal profile] bladeisme 2014-09-07 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, this is going to be interesting.]

What else would you call a place where you suffer and die over and over again?

[He shakes his head-the guy wants particulars, so he'll give it to him.]

It's called The Box-because there's a force field that goes all the way around, and it makes a box. Anyway, the people who run the place-the technicians-they want us to die repeatedly for...some reason. We still don't really know yet. So they fling tons of terrible shit at us so we'll die-or, if they're feeling really cruel, they'll mess with our bodies once they revive us.

[He points to his eyes.]

They took my eyes one time, and when they decided to give them back they still didn't work. I'm blind there.
arealgentleman: (pic#8238856)

[personal profile] arealgentleman 2014-09-03 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
...Mr. Joestar? Could you be more specific?
arealgentleman: (pic#7980858)

[personal profile] arealgentleman 2014-09-06 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh I see...

[Joseph does have that habit of going "Oh my God!" though the old man part is new.]

The old man wouldn't happen to be named Joseph, would he?

[Jonathan can't believe he's even asking that question, but then again, his life has taken an amazing and horrifying turn, so anything is possible.]
arealgentleman: (pic#8238856)

[personal profile] arealgentleman 2014-09-10 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, saying that Joseph is his grandson would sound weird, so...]

I have a relative by the same name actually. He has a wife named Suzie Q.
pitythefool: (Acting on your best behavior)

[personal profile] pitythefool 2014-09-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
They're thinking of sending you here? Er, to the Box, I mean?