My own Muse terrifies me.

[dio_brando]

Uwryyyyyyyyy......

Finally! I, Dio the true DIO BRANDO has arrived, i have tricked a foolish human,into giving me access to this "site" full of all different sorts of fantastical peoples.....

all likely to gather under my banner sooner or later! hhahahahhahah!

You hear that foolish mun! It is useless to attempt to control I, Dio! for it shall be I, who controls you!

now.... all those who wish to follow me! Bow at my feet!

Comments

[bbchannel]

…Hm. Really, thinking so highly of yourself when you're just another cute little puppet.

No, thanks. Get some awareness of your situation first. ♥

[dio_brando]

Huahahahahhahahahh!, that's what you may think, but I, Dio! always plan ahead, I've allready converted the fool who sought control of me into a zombie!

[bbchannel]

…what? You keep insisting with that boring tale. They seem remarkably conscious in the subject line they typed with your announcement - You, Dio. Maybe you did a hasty job.

[dio_brando]

Feh,All they need to do is write me as i want them to, fear is a powerful tool anyway!

[bbchannel]

Or all they do is to keep you in-character. Who knows, right?

[dio_brando]

Hmmph, you are far more thoughtful than your outward appearance implies....
[he mulls on his thoughts for a moment]

Bah! it doesn't matter, if i am a lie! i am a glorious lie!

[bbchannel]

Oh, you were taking me for a brainless bimbo? That's another poor judgment passed.

Is living a lie enough for you? Even if it's glorious, you're just deceiving yourself.

[dio_brando]

If i am deceiving myself, there must be something there to be deceived!

[saudadist]

Are you always so noisy...?

[dio_brando]

Why have power if you cannot be heard? stealth only serves when one is too weak to crush!

[saudadist]

The only ones I've ever heard talk so brazenly were humans I ended up killing.

Hardly powerful.

[dio_brando]

Ha! I have abandoned my humanity long ago, there was only one who could best me, and my shoulders currently rest on his body! a true reward for my worthy match!

[He smiles in a brotherly fashion at his open palm, before looking back towards the woman in front of him]

Nay, has any normal human you've met been able to stop time!

[saudadist]

[ She can already tell she'll have a headache by the time he's done since he's obviously not gonna simmer down. ]

Never spoke to 'em long enough to find out.

[dio_brando]

Haaaaa! i used to be like you once, humans can oftentimes be suprising

[getting dio to simmer down is like trying to clean year old stains, difficult and a pain in the ass]

[saudadist]

Surprising in their ridiculousness, maybe.

[dio_brando]

Hmmmph, do not be so dismissive of the bizzare....

[saudadist]

I deal with the bizarre on a regular basis. [ Superpowered mutant toddlers with explosives in them takes the cake thus far. ] I'll be as dismissive of it as I want.

[dio_brando]

bah, turn your back on it and it just might kill you....
[It certainly did him, twice]

You must learn to respect what you see as beneath you to truly destroy it!

[saudadist]

It's more fun watching them destroy themselves.

[dio_brando]

But one day, they will unite, and arrogance and pride will only end with your head off your shoulders!

uwryyyyyyyyyy
[he considers the girl for a moment, before standing a little straighter, walking toward her]

Let me demonstrate.... the power of the bizzare

[saudadist]

[ The closer he gets, the sooner her vectors sail out and push against him, unseen fingers sharp like knives. ]

Get away from me.