on recent casting

[debonairs]

Awkward?

I have no idea what you're talking about. There is no "pb" conflict here, cherie.

If anything, I have even more grounds to tease my sometimes-flatmate.

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what who said that

[fullof]

Wait.

If you're me, does that make me you?

( WHAT IS HAPPENING. )

not you nope never

[debonairs]

I am you. You are you. That man over there? He is also you.

In that moment, I swear we were all Pontmercy. [ 'Rac waggles his fingers at him playfully. ]

[fullof]

( There's some Anguished face-clutching. )

We can't all be Pontmercy, can we?

I thought there could only be one True Pontmercy.

[debonairs]

Well, that's you, obviously. We all strive to replicate your passion(ate nostrils).

The real question I have to pose is this: Is there only one Inspector Javert?

[fullof]

I -- hope so?

I think that one Inspector Javert is menacing enough. Unless Inspector Javert is dressed like this.

[debonairs]

I'd certainly have more respect for our police if that was the case. I would like to know how he's managed to serve literally every neighborhood possible.

I say clones. Mhm, yes.

[fullof]

He's everywhere, man. [ :/ ]

Clones are the only logical answer. Clearly. At least they all dress pretty differently.

[debonairs]

Even if they dress differently, it still doesn't stop any of them from committing crimes of fashion.

[ He shoots Marius a pointed look because why do you not listen to your bro about clothes shopping either. ]

[fullof]

But! If all of these Javerts are committing crimes of fashion, shouldn't they all just be arresting themselves?

( HEY wait we can't all dress in cozy hipster sweaters five hundred percent of the time like Some People okay. )

My head hurts.

[debonairs]

[ Okay you know what everyone can be as autumnal as Courfeyrac is every day of his life this season. Even Marius, if he put a little effort. Or if he asked to borrow the sweaters in question. ]

Oh, fair point. But then again, they all could be working together.

[ This conversation has escaped him. ]

Have I baffled you enough for today?

[fullof]

( Fine, okay, maybe he'll borrow an autumnal sweater or two. One of these days. Maybe. )

Just a little bit.

( A beat. )

Hey, Courf? Since you're the expert and everything. Any tips on avoiding the love of your life's father dropping a chandelier on your head? Like. Just wondering. I'm a little concerned.

[debonairs]

I'm truly glad you've finally decided to come to me for advice in the ways of love! But ... ah.

That is also a unique situation. I suggest keeping your hand at the level of your eye.