Re: proximabeta app

[staysinmexico]

Hellooooo~

Finish my aaaaaap.

Chrismukkah is right around the corner. You could have me join the game just in time to bring my major contribution to the pop-culture gestalt around, and everybody would love it.

....I also wanna get laaaaaaaaaaid.

Comments

[sleuthtastic]

You horndog.

[staysinmexico]

I am a healthy teenager with a healthy libido.

It does not make me a horndog.

[sleuthtastic]

[ She raises her forefinger and thumb. It's a small gap, but it's a gap all the same. ]

This much, Cohen. Just a little bit.

[staysinmexico]

Hey hey hey. I'd be a horndog if I were hitting on everything with a pulse.

I prefer to stick to people I like. At the very least.

[sleuthtastic]

Do you— get the choice, in a place like that?

[staysinmexico]

Um.

Maybe?

It might not be a choice exactly, if I leave it too long.

But if I go for it? It's kinda consensual. Sort of. Maybe. If you squint hard.

[scanninggaydis]

...You actually want to go there.

[But why, Seth?]

[staysinmexico]

Yes. Yes I do. There are so many reasons.

1) Hello, sexxytiems.
2) I would get a chance to meet actual comic book characters maybe.
3) Space! Hello father are you Space? Yes son, now we can be a family again. C'mon! What self-respecting geek doesn't want to be on a different planet, or in outer space?
4) Again. Sex. Is a thing.

[scanninggaydis]

I think you might be overlooking the part where you'll have been kidnapped. Injected with something. Forced to participate in experiments. None of that is a deterrent?

[staysinmexico]

Okay you're clearly not a teenage boy overflowing with testosterone. Because readily-available sex?

Kinda the holy grail.

[scanninggaydis]

[so much facepalm. SO MUCH. TOO MUCH.]

Clearly, I'm not. How much self-preservation are you lacking, exactly?

[staysinmexico]

Um.

I once told the entire water polo team that they could go fuck themselves?

In the locker room?

[scanninggaydis]

...I'm not sure whether I should be impressed or concerned about your continued safety.

[staysinmexico]

Hey, I'll be fine. I'll be fine! Who could hurt this face?

oh no my urge to rewatch the o.c. is rising help

[scanninggaydis]

If I had to make an educated guess, the entire water polo team?

i will never help you ever sorry

[staysinmexico]

.....That's a pretty good educated guess.

god damn you seth cohen and your adorkableness

[scanninggaydis]

Unsurprisingly, jocks are jocks no matter where you come from. And they never seem to mix well with geeks.

the cohen-ness cannot be denied

[staysinmexico]

Pfft, c'mon. It's worse when they're Newpsie jocks, the spoiled freakin' brats with their trust funds and their expensive Lexuses. Lexi? Whatever.