look sess i'm sorry okay

[shinyprettyhair]

Woman, I am not a plaything for your amusement, I am a youkai lord. You shall treat me with the respect I deserve.

[There's a sort of or else implied there, which is a neat trick as there's very little variance in his tone, just a slight edge of menace.]

Hn. You are unworthy to play this Sesshoumaru. How long has it been since you have read, or even seen, anything which I am in?

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[boundbyheart]

Ah, how nice to see you here, Sesshomaru.

[She's serious, but the smirk on her face and always playful tone seems to suggest otherwise.]

[shinyprettyhair]

I'm surprised the pathetic half-breed who holds your leash allowed you to wander so far.

[... okay so he's not in the best of moods.]

[boundbyheart]

[Oh, great. She snarls, her tone dropping instantly.]

He doesn't exist here. I wouldn't be held by this 'leash' even if he was.

[unreachableutopia]

Then she has not touched your official "source" in a long time? What is the reason for her bold action? It is unusual to make these choices without motivation.

[shinyprettyhair]

Perhaps, but it would not be the first time she was irrational. Humans frequently are.

[unreachableutopia]

Ah. We usually have a motive for everything we do.

[inunotaisho]

Youkai Lord you may be, but those more powerful than yourself have found themselves in this position.

[shinyprettyhair]

[There's a quick flicker of shock]

Father....

[inunotaisho]

Who else would dare to approach you in such a manner? [There is amusement hidden somewhere in his deep voice.]

Can I threadjack because Inupapa?

[boundbyheart]

.....How are you here?

[Last time she checked, you were dead.]

Absolutely!

[inunotaisho]

The same way you are here, I assume.

[betterthanpanty]

Whatever possesses Humans to think that they have the ability and finesse to take up the role of a Demon is beyond my comprehension.

It seems obvious to me that they lack the ability to capture our tones properly, let alone our power and prestige!

[shinyprettyhair]

Nn. They learn slowly, and are frequently overconfident in their abilities.

[betterthanpanty]

Snails have traveled at faster paces.

And overconfidence is an obvious flaw in the Human psyche. Pity we haven't the means to put them in their proper place, hm?

[a_warped_dream]

Oooh~ Youkai lord! How interesting!

[Enter Creepy entity.]

[shinyprettyhair]

[He just looks down, cool and unimpressed.]

[a_warped_dream]

What kind of Youkai are you?

[It's okay, Dream likes a challenge.]

I was wandering on dear_mun and I couldn't not

[youwillrot]

[This post doesn't have nearly enough aloof, mysteriously beautiful yet undeniably murderous swordsmen with Family Issues in here. We should fix that.

Also, I'm totally prettier than you and my ridiculous Blade of Definitely Not Compensating For Anything is way cooler. Just saying.]

You'll find respect in short supply from these toads.

crying omg i'm just about to head off to bed but ahahahaha

[shinyprettyhair]

[Clearly the only thing that Seph's blade is compensating for is a lack of skill in killing people without it, something that Sess clearly has no need of /z snap]

Hn. It seems a common ailment among them.

SURELY THIS IS DESTINY

[youwillrot]

Ordinarily I'd suggest impalement, but existing in an entirely separate universe tends to cause problems in that area.

[Sephiroth no. Sephiroth you are not helping stop.]

[shikonnotama]

I admit it's nice when they do their homework, but do they really have to be worthy of you, Sesshoumaru?

[shinyprettyhair]

In your case, Miko, it seems that anyone would be.

[be worthy to play you, that is. Those without standards....]

[shikonnotama]

Heeeey… [All of that condescension!] Do you always have to be so rude?

[solaris9]

[ Kougaiji also has dramatic face tattoos. He wonders if this is a common feature amongst the youkai royals. ]

So how do you become a youkai lord?

[ He looks at you curiously. ]

[shinyprettyhair]

[Sesshoumaru gives him a slightly blank look, which is about the closest you're prob gonna see to confusion.]

Battle or inheritance, provided you are strong enough to remain claim over that which is yours.