Don't blame Loki, he's in that age

[changeanddie]

So it's been a year since my story unfolded. And the anniversary went very quietly, I suppose? While you've been quite nice to me, Lady Mun*, I do miss the attention from the kingdom of fan a little bit. You know, the simple days when my relevant tags on Tumblr actually featured me or players of cos dressing up as me. Now I'm swimming amongst the Young Avengers self, even when he's not looking like a kid! Gross. It's exactly what he wanted, didn't he? How come the pre-puberty other "kid Loki" is more popular with the masses** than me? Is it the nail varnish?

Well, I don't know... I am aware a bunch of Midgardians like me a lot, but everyone is distracted these days with the sexy adult Lokis that young lassies and lads can fancy. I'm a much better woobie than they'd ever dream to be. I didn't even need leather trousers like the guy who looks like Tom Hiddleston with a bad wig***.

Anyway, tl;dr. I do miss my fandom and how they're drifting to YA and Thor 2.

* Even if you spent the week with that ridiculous lawmen video game. I'm onto you, milady.
** He's not ~hip~ just because he watched Game of Thrones or does flashbacks with my stolen an Instagram account. He doesn't even know Voldemort's name! If that doesn't tell them he's a poser, I don't know what might.
*** That's some seriously ugly mane, sorry to say.