I really didn't intend to do this yet but he gets to me

[cluttered]

Well, it figures you couldn't resist me! I'm really not surprised, my dear. I am so incredibly charming, after all, and you've seen more than enough, don't you worry.

You're welcome.

Now let's go have a look around! Can't sit around here all day. Unless sitting means watching more of me, I could put up with that. Not yet, you say? All right-y then, I will see you later. Or you could come along, if you'll make less of a fuss that way. Stop wasting time! We've got people to meet, I hear!

[ That's a call for all of you friends who are bound to be lurking out there to come forward, for the record. ]

Comments

[cluttered]

I think the fact that you have to ask in the first place is answer enough.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Can I be your best frienemy, then?

[cluttered]

That doesn't actually work.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Sure it does. We'll be friends in the way a normal person can be friends with the incurably insane.

I'm not always sure which of us is which, mind you. Just look at that scarf, I'd forgotten how weird it was.