canon: the following

[histelltaleheart]

Look, I'd really appreciate it if you could just...I dunno, leave me alone.
[A pause. Still here.] You're as persistent as Weston.

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[evilhandissues]

Good luck man. If you figure out how to get them to go away share it with the rest of us.

[histelltaleheart]

Hey, thanks. Yeah I'll be sure to include a chapter in the next book I'm getting harassed about called, "How I repelled annoying forces from my life."

...Now that I think about it, that wouldn't make a bad title.