voicetesting and lecturing at the same time!!

[laundrysheriff]

There is a very distinct difference between humoring and encouraging, that I think you would benefit from learning. For example, actually registering this particular- what is it?

[ ... this is the woman that still needs to ask her nephew how to check her cellphone's voicemail inbox sometimes okay just give her a second ]

- username. Registering this username for me, it's only going to encourage his bizarre behavior. And the last thing Peter Parker needs is encouragement to carry on the way he does.

[ huffing and maybe muttering laundry sheriff, honestly under her breath as her mouth presses into a well-practiced Aunt May is Displeased frown. and then she adds; ]

Honestly, nobody washes the American flag. [ because it's serious freaking business ]

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[laundrysheriff]

No, you may not. [ !! she's not shouting, like her voice isn't even raised, but it doesn't have to be. very very firm on this!! ] My favorite white blouse. It's purple now. Purple tie-dye! How-? [ rhetorical question - Peter just makes that kinda stuff happen, she's learned by now. it was probably something he left in his pockets, or some new detergent alternative he felt like using. something crazy!! ]

[bings]

( shit she didn't believe the american flag excuse like why is that so hard to believe it really shouldn't be. it's perfectly normal for him to be washing a flag right? patriotism. something like that. now he's got to get a better excuse. )

I left a....pen in my pocket last time. I'm sorry, it won't happen again. So can you pass the detergent back?

( aunt may you can't hold the laundry detergent hostage!! how is he supposed to get his suit cleaned )

[bings]

And -- I bet purple looks good on you. Why don't you like purple? I like purple. It's a good color.

( lOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE )

[laundrysheriff]

[ gdi peter you little shit she can hold the detergent hostage all she wants and she will because maybe she likes doing his laundry :||| ]

I like the color purple just fine, it's not th- oh. [ more like a hup! sound, like she's caught herself ] Flattery will get you nowhere, Peter. Not even the laundry room. And if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were trying to hide something from me.

[ A POINTED PAUSE ]

Did you tear through the knees in your good jeans again? You know I don't mind mending them, if you would just tell me-

[bings]

( he's just going to kind of...squirm uncomfortably. though, he's gotten pretty good at lying over the past couple of months, and that makes him sad too )

I just fell off my skateboard again. They built a new park near Midtown.

[laundrysheriff]

Peter.

[ are you okay / what did i tell you about doing flipthingss and ollieloops / do you need a band-aid / are you okay / do we need to go shopping again / are you okay ]

[bings]

( nervousssssss smile, yep. )

You can fix them, right? ( because money's tight anyway, and he'll wear them with rips in them anyway if she can't. that's trendy or something, isn't it? )

[laundrysheriff]

You're just very lucky there's no rip that I can't patch.

[bings]

You're the best. ( 1000000% serious, though. )