dear_mun | Just got the game~

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Just got the game~

I'm very pleased that you think my username is 'clever'...But, shouldn't you keep playing the game instead of running about getting icons and squealing about how...er cute everyone is?

Why are you so eager for me to see Vishnal?

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Hm...

The colors aren't quite right. You'd be a much better protagonist if you were rainbow colored...

[Ouch.]

Why rainbow...?

Because!

It!

Is!

The!

Best!

Color! ...s!

But those cheekbones. That hair. I can still work with you. Can I get a full scale print? Are paints okay? If you want to be my assistant I already have one, but you can be my beloved assistant's assistant!

Wait, what? What are you doing?

[Slow down woman! ]

I'm making you my assistant's assistant. My second assistant. What's your name?

Um...Les? Who are you?

I'm Daria. Artist extraordinare! Paintings, sculpture, mixed media...I've mastered them all. I would say come by my studio if you wish to see them, however, my assistant's assistant, this is not to be.

Oh? Why is that?

Because you're from the wrong game. If you wish to experience the wonder of my studio then Rune! Factory! 3! Is available from retailers such as Amazon.com.

[A'yup. She tells people they picked the wrong dialogue option. This is pretty standard.]

Trying to sell your product so soon?

Yep. Unfortunately I didn't make it as a cameo character which means the only way to experience my art is through some gratuitous product placement. Unless my plan works.

Are you one of those 'gag' characters?

Of course not! If you're really going to try to be a protagonist, my assistant's assistant, you'll need to work on your character archetype identification skills.

My name is Les.

? I know that.

[Doesn't get why he's mentioning that but sure, she'll play along.]

Please don't call me assistant's assistant....

I see! Then you can be my...assistant. My other assistant.

Er....That's not what I meant--

Come! My second assistant! Art awaits us! If you want to catch up to my first assistant we'll need to train you but since you're a protagonist you should be able to catch up in no time at all!

What art do you want to make?

Art which will get us both remembered! Because, second assistant, otherwise we won't get into more games and the fanbase will forget about us and move onto the next batch of characters! We must hurry.

O-okay! What's the first step?

Hmm...first I'd need supplies! And then I'd need manpower! I'd need lots of assistants! As a protagonist and main character you are poised to acquire both.

So I do all the work?

Perhaps Vishnal has an errand for you and your mun is eager to get it taken care of?

Maybe, I'm glad to see that you're here Forte. Is your Mun treating you well?

She was quite vexing at first...taking me away from my town and my duties.

Well, I'm sure you'll go back at some point?

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Just got the game~

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I love her. So hard now.

She's Meg's sister. I'd throw my other journal but they're kind of a spoiler.

Thank you for not spoiling!

:|b Got your back, protag.

I love how I can tell everyone in game I love them

Wait until you can throw engagement rings at everyone.

Hell yes. I'LL MAKE IT RAIN UP IN THIS JOINT.

I wish you the best of luck in wooing Porco and Volkanon.

Already done! -PLAYA-

Way to work fast!

I do NOT play around when it comes to wooing my dear ( u w u )

You are a protagonist...of ACTION.

DUDE YOU CAN DATE PORCO FUCK ALL YOU BACHOLORS I FOUND MY TRUE LOVE.

I ship it, Protag. I can picture the wedding already.

BTW I want Rune Factory 3 WOOLIE ;A;

It's interesting. Sharance is a village of madmen.

Carlos is awesome and Gaius too uwu

Oh god, Carlos. I remember him fondly.

I took a sneak peak of him and Micah and iwouldsoshipitokok

And they do pile on the ho-yay.

Love how he tells Micah to stare at him instead. xD

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