ironically doll parts is my theme song for her

[yourpiecenow]

Has my life seriously reached the point where "Well, at least it's not necrophilia!" is an actual thing I could say?

Fuck my life. Death. Existence. Whatever. I'm going to haunt the shit out of those bitches.

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[denokandafaran]

Maybe not your life, but your death? Sure.

[yourpiecenow]

Look, it takes time getting used to being fucking dead, okay? Cut me some slack.

[denokandafaran]

I'm sure it does. You have my condolences.

[nookie]

Don't jinx it! Don't you fucking jinx it!

[ Because you weren't even wearing that Madison omg. ]

[yourpiecenow]

Maybe it just looks really bad, but he's not actually-- [oh who the fuck is she kidding]

... Ugh, fuck, can we trade powers really quick or something?

[nookie]

But...you're already dead.

[ Which sucks. ] Please don't come back as a zombie?

[yourpiecenow]

Fine, just leave me with nothing to fend off the necrodicks. Some friend you are.

If I did, I wouldn't go attacking you. [beat] I'd fucking starve to death.

[nookie]

Maybe we should go back at pretending everything is actually less creepy than it already is. I mean, he has a lot of dolls already and he wouldn't- with them-

[ brb being sick. ]

[deathsnatch]

Dammit Madison, shut up!

[yourpiecenow]

Hey, maybe if you weren't off playing house with FrankenOedipus over there, I wouldn't be stuck in the Valley of the Dolls right now!

[yes, blame everything on zoe. that works.]

[spalding]

[Hey now. He gives you pretty dresses and your own box!

S... Sorry about the arm. Spalding hates to break his dolls like that.]