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Caliborn ([personal profile] extravagantbitch) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-10-30 07:06 am
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On Homestuck right now in general...

NO.
NO NO NO. NO NO NO.
YOU CANNOT STOP. LIKE THAT.
I DEMAND. THAT THE TERRIBLE AUTHOR FUCKER CONTINUE ONTO THE NEXT INSTALLMENT. OF HOMOSUCK.
OTHERWISE.
I WILL KILL HIM. AGAIN.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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ininclntntwrds: (observant)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
You DO know authors can't really be killed off. You're only after an in-comic representation of the author.
extravagantbitch: (english)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
TELL THAT.
TO ME IN THE FUTURE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
ininclntntwrds: (accusing)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. A couple of seconds have passed, so it's okay now. The author can't be killed off because he's sitting in front of his computer right now working his butt off on that gigapause.
extravagantbitch: (plotting)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
BUT HOW CAN HE NOT DIE.
WHEN HE IS ALREADY DEAD?
HA HA HA HA HA.
I AM SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.
ininclntntwrds: (serious)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:30 am (UTC)(link)
No- you're not getting it. The Andrew Hussie in the webcomic isn't the same real-life Andrew Hussie. Point in case? The real Andrew Hussie has a mouth. You can kill off the comic Hussie all you want. I'm not going to stop you.

But f you kill off the real Andrew Hussie, the comic will end right then and there. The story will never officially reach a conclusion. Though I assume it'll end off with you winning. You're an overpowered evil jar of breeze. Why don't you just let the real Hussie live and then get ready for the inevitable end of your comic? It's not like it'll last forever. My webcomic didn't.
extravagantbitch: (grin)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
BUT YOU FORGET.
IT IS NO LONGER. *HIS* WEBCOMIC.
IT IS MINE.
I HAVE FORGED HOMOSUCK. FROM THE FIRES OF CONTRIVED PLOT DEVELOPMENT. AND RANDOM BULLSHIT.
AND IT IS TRULY. THE GREATEST WEBCOMIC. IN ALL OF EVER.
ininclntntwrds: (observant)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay. I'll bite. Update your webcomic. Right now. Just one panel. I'll be patient.
extravagantbitch: (Default)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
VERY WELL.
http://i.imgur.com/t5NPipT.png
THERE. IT IS DONE.
Edited 2013-10-30 11:41 (UTC)
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[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Petitus just... stares at that image for a while with a flat face.]

...Yes, I was entirely wrong about everything ever. I'm definitely seeing that on the MS Paint Adventures homepage right there.

[Petitus turns to Caliborn's mun.]

By the way, don't think I missed that little html screw up. You should've kept it in there. It makes Caliborn look more pathetic than he already is.
extravagantbitch: (angry)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:46 am (UTC)(link)
WHO ARE YOU SPEAKING TO?
I DEMAND TO KNOW.
ininclntntwrds: (talking)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Petitus turns back to Caliborn.]

There's people controlling us. Well, not really controlling us. Our thoughts and personalities dictate what that person controlling us can actually have us do. But they're the ones typing out our every action. They're our authors. Or, in this case, our mundanes.

[It should be known that Petitus is from a webcomic with no fourth wall.]
extravagantbitch: (plotting)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
YES. I AM AWARE OF THIS.
HOWEVER.
I HAVE ALREADY WRESTED CONTROL. FROM MY "AUTHOR".
OR. AS YOU CALL HIM. "MUNDANE".
AND ALSO.
KILLED HIM IN THE FUTURE.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

[ caliborn that is not what anybody is talking about at all ]
ininclntntwrds: (serious)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Petitus face goes flat again.]

...You really should read what your mun just typed in those brackets.
extravagantbitch: (WHAT.)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
THAT MAKES. NO FUCKING SENSE.
Edited 2013-10-30 11:54 (UTC)
ininclntntwrds: (accusing)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Petitus sighs then points to the brackets that say [ caliborn that is not what anybody is talking about at all ]. He hopes that this makes sense for Caliborn.]
extravagantbitch: (angry)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 11:57 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT.
WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?
IS THIS. ANOTHER FUCKING AUTHOR?
NO. THIS IS HORRIBLE.
THIS MEANS. I HAVE TWO OF THEM TO KILL.
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
ininclntntwrds: (Default)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Good. Yes. That's your mundane. And I don't think you can kill your mundane. After all, we're both just words and one of fifteen different pictures at a single time.
ininclntntwrds: (wat)

[personal profile] ininclntntwrds 2013-10-30 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. I've gotten used to it around six comic strips after my debut. Whoopee.

[He doesn't sound very enthused at all.]
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[personal profile] chronologicalpulse 2013-10-30 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, I'M ONLY AGREEING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MAYBE IF HOMOSUCK STARTS HAPPENING AGAIN THEN *MAYBE* JOHN'S SITUATION WILL GET UN-FUCKED.
OR MORE FUCKED
OR PERHAPS CARESSED GENTLY WHILE SWEET NOTHINGS ARE MURMURED INTO ITS EAR
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SICK ENOUGH TO WRITE THAT SHIT INTO YOUR NEXT INSTALLMENT.
extravagantbitch: (plotting)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-30 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
PERHAPS.
BUT YOU MUST REMEMBER. SHITTY TROLL THING.
THAT YOUR. "QUADRANTSNDJFHSJ". ARE REVOLTING.
EXCEPT.
FOR THE ONE. WHERE THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
SO. YES. I MAY WRITE THAT.
IN THE FORM. OF KILLING THE YOUNG MALE HOMOSAPIEN. TO DEATH.
AGAIN.
inscrutableirony: (intense)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-10-31 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not happy about it either.
Dude left me hanging around in the middle of nowhere.
What the fuck?
extravagantbitch: (chuckle)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-31 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. BUT.
THAT IS ACTUALLY. HILARIOUS.
BECAUSE IT IS YOU. AND NOT ME.
I LAUGH AT YOUR DESPAIR. FOREVER
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA.
NO BUT SERIOUSLY. THIS IS TERRIBLE.
inscrutableirony: (noman)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-10-31 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I never said anything about despair.
It's just mildly annoying.
And really fucking inconvenient.
So I take it he pulls this shit with you all the time.
How often has he left you out in the cold, dude?
extravagantbitch: (english)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-10-31 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. THE AUTHOR IS INDEED. TERRIBLE.
HOWEVER.
IT IS I. WHO WILL BE LEAVING HIM OUT IN THE COLD.
EVENTUALLY.
AS IN. WHEN I KILL HIM.
IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME.
inscrutableirony: (frown)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-10-31 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, he's kind of an asshole.
Can't say I'm too happy about what he's doing to my friends.
I'd like to have a few choice words with him myself.
extravagantbitch: (grin)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-11-01 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
WELL THEN. DIRK CREATURE.
PERHAPS. THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU. BY MY SIDE.
MOST LIKELY. AS SOME SORT OF MANSERVANT.
OR. ANY OTHER KIND OF SERVANT.
IT IS NO MATTER.
inscrutableirony: (pen)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-11-01 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow.
That's really flattering, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you down.
I've got plenty of my own shit to deal with.
Don't have the time to be someone's manservant.
Or any other kind of servant for that matter.
extravagantbitch: (plotting)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-11-01 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
BUT WHAT YOU DOD NOT REALIZE. IS THAT YOU ARE WRONG.
THE SHITTY AUTHOR. HAS LEFT YOU DOING NOTHING. IN SPACE.
SO.
YOU HAVE. NOTHING TO DEAL WITH.
BESIDES PERHAPS. SPACE SHIT.
BUT I DOUBT THAT EXISTS.
inscrutableirony: (chillax)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-11-02 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I understand why you'd think that.
At first it looks like I'm sitting there doing nothing.
But I'm doing something really important.
I'm trying to get back to my friends.
And when I do I'll have my hands full because shit was going down before I got kicked out to space.
extravagantbitch: (angry)

[personal profile] extravagantbitch 2013-11-02 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
NO. YOU ARE WRONG.
YOUR. "FRIENDSUGHUAHGUHS". DO NOT MATTER.
IN FACT. I AM PROBABLY GOING TO KILL THEM ALL.
SOONER OR LATER.
SO. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST. NOT.
AND INSTEAD.
BE MY. "IRONIC" MANSERVANT CREATURE.
inscrutableirony: (chinhand)

[personal profile] inscrutableirony 2013-11-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, you do that.
In the meantime I'm going to get back to them and make sure they're okay.
It'd suck if they died before you could kill them.
Probably ruin your whole evil scheme.
Wouldn't want to let anyone else steal your thunder.
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