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Hey! You've been ignoring me, y'know! Messing around as 'you-know-who' a lot more than you have with me. It's not like I'm mad or anything I guess, but c'mon! It's time for some fresh air for Konoha's Number One Hokage Candidate, y'know!

So I'm gonna stand right here. You said someone's gonna come see me. What? It's a girl? What the hell do you mean?! I'm busy, y'know! I can't just be meeting random girls 'cos you think it'll be funny! I've got people to save and things to do.

Plus I'm hungry. Let's get some damn ramen, got it? You haven't had me get any ramen in forever. You're slacking off, bastard. C'mon.

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[ Hehhh? Ramen? Like the noodly things in the soupy stuff that tastes really, really good and fills up her tummy? Yachiru's suddenly excited about this idea and bounding right up in front of the boy with eyes as blue as the sky -- she doesn't even come up to his chest, tiny thing that she is. ]

I want ramen too!!!!! [ Excitedly!! ]

[... oh, there's a midget here with pink-hair. Naruto blinks a few times and crouches down.]

Oh yeah? Hey, what's your favorite kind? I like miso with roasted pork, y'know.

I like all kinds! Just as long as it isn't too spicy, neee!!!

[ Yachiru kind of waves her arms a bit excitedly. And then -- ]

Ah! I'm Yachiru!!

Eheheh! Spicy doesn't bother me! See, I like every type, even the spiciest, y'know!

[oh fuck yes, introductions? she's a little kid (he thinks) so he has to look cool and all. he stands up and flicks the tip of his nose with his thumb before poking himself in the chest.]

I'm Naruto! Konoha's Orange Hokage, y'know!

[ And Yachiru's literally clapping with excitement because uwaa that sounds kinda cool!! ]

Uwaa that's so cool!! But what's a Konoha and what's a Hokage?

A Konoha's a village, and a Hokage's a head ninja in that village.

[ AND SUDDENLY ALL THE EXCITEMENT because Yachiru's actually just now paying attention to his reiatsu, and it feels so large! Like a captain's! But warm... ]

Are you really strong?

[and he busts out with the biggest grin yet]

You could say somethin' like that, heh! There's nobody around as tough as Uzumaki Naruto, y'know. That's why I'll be a Hokage like no other.

Really??? Ken-chan's really strong too, so you gotta fight him one day, kay?? It'll be the best fight ever!!!

Ken-chan? Who's that? How strong is he? Is he like... S-Class? Kage level?

I dunno what "ess-kurasu" is or Kage level but Ken-chan's the strongest shinigami in the whole wide world!!!

[!!!]

[He is really pumped about this.]

The whole world? HEY! Where's he at right now? I WANNA TRY A SPAR, Y'KNOW!

... After the ramen, I mean.

I think he's taking a nap or something!!!! After we get ramen I can go find him and then you have to fight him, kay??? It'll be the best fight ever!!

[ SO ECSTATIC ABOUT THIS!! ]

[DITTO!]

Yeah! That sounds like a good plan! [mostly because the ramen comes first but yes! spars are always great, especially when he can test out new jutsu!]

Ichiraku is the best ramen around, but I don't think it's around here, y'know. So we'll have to find some somewhere else, got it?

Unnn! I dunno where anything is but let's go find ramen, Naru-Naru!! Let's go!! [ And here's a tiny little hand reaching out to tug on his sleeve! ] And I wanna eat dango too!

Dango comes after ramen though, just remember!

[sleeve's tugged, but then he grabs her hand because he can lead faster.]

C'mon. The nose knows, and it knows where to goes, y'know!

[and they're off.]

[ And suddenly there's a tiny little thing zooming up Naru-Naru's back and hanging onto his shoulder! So he's more or less carrying her now! ]

That way!!

[ Points in a random direction, giggling wildly. ]

[well, piggy-backs are no problem, though she's more on his shoulders than anything. he doesn't care! it's not like she weighs anything at all. besides, his stomach is rumbling, ramen is promised, and there could be a cool spar in the future. life is great.]

Yeah? You see from up there? Hold on tight!

[he's sort of looking off in the direction before deciding with a shrug that it's as good as anything.

so, have that ninja leaping mode of travel that's so common in Naruto canon.]

Edited 2012-03-04 08:54 (UTC)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ YACHIRU LIKES JUMPING!!! And she likes all the wind in her face! It's fun!!! ]

Faster, faster!!!!

[ Actually, she pointed in a random direction, just 'cuz. ]

[well, she doesn't have to push him onward too much since he likes going fast too, especially with ramen on the line.]

[so there's a surge of speed and they're still leaping and going and Naruto is squinting into the distance and practically drooling for ramen.]

Do you see it? Any ramen stands?

I dunno, but let's go that way!!!

[ Annnnd Yachiru's suddenly pointing in yet another random direction!!! Cuz this is funn!!! And she likes her new friend! ]

But--!

[she does have the better view, even if she's just a few feet above his own head. so they slide as Naruto lands, and without losing any momentum, they're lurching off in that other direction.]

Really gotta get some ramen soon, y'know! I'm reaaaaaaally hungry.

[ And they're running and they're running and Yachiru's wildly giggling and -- ]

[ Oh, look, it's a ramen stand! How did that happen? ]

[SCREEECH go the brakes, or not really since Naruto doesn't have them. they would be screeching though.]

[and he's rushing up to sit down]

[with Yachiru still on his shoulders]

Finally.

We found it, Naru-Naru!

[ And ooh it smells gooood in here! Yachiru slides off Naru-Naru's shoulder and goes to sit down on a stool next to him! Then adjusts so she's kinda half-kneeling a bit as to raise herself high enough so she can comfortably be seated above the counter. ]

[he actually sort of jerks in surprise when he hears her again. he'd forgotten she was even there since... ramen. in any case, he grins and nods and slams one hand on the counter.]

Miso with roasted pork, y'know!

[basically he's shouting his order to whoever is in the back.]

"DATTEBAYO!!!!"

[ She shouts after him, mimicking that "y'know" cuz it sounds so funny!!! And plus she wants to eat what he's eating, too!! ]

[and wouldn't you know it, here comes a couple of bowls of ramen sliding out on the counter.]

Did you say something?

[grabs his chopsticks.]

[ Woops, Yachiru isn't paying attention cuz she's staring at the big steaming bowl of ramen in awe cuz it looks and smells SO GOOD and UWAAA ALL THE NOODLESSS....! She reaches for chopsticks and is trying to figure out where to even begin!! ]

[yeah, his question was more rhetorical anyways because he's already digging in.]

Itadakimasu!

[and time for ramen vacuum no jutsu. he just eats like it's going out of style.]

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