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[Wow, what a loud voice. Coming from the Dragonborn that's...something. She winces slightly.]

Obviously not here.

[Save your voice, man.]

Yeah, I guessed that! So I need to FIND HIM!

[Nope, all shouting all the time.]

[Well then, she will just combat shouting with more shouting! She's a bit of a hypocrite, you see.]

Perhaps you should do so QUIETLY!

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Perhaps you should MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

[LOUD NOISES

Also a bit of wild gesturing for emphasis.]

[SHE CAN GET LOUDER

The most indignant huff. How dare he?]

You are being as loud as a bloody dragon and it's giving me a headache so IT IS MY BUSINESS, FOOL!

Who're you calling a fool!? Lady, you better SHUT UP before you GET HURT!

[He's an edgy little (by which I mean stupid tall) bastard, ain't he?]

[And she is a stupid short, angry woman. But size be damned!]

Get hurt? From you? HA! I am more likely to get hurt subbing my toe you insignificant little whelp!

GeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LOOOOOOOOOOOST!

[How about one of those shouts that can throw people around?

Because clearly she has never seen one of those before.]

[OH NO HE DID NOT. He did not!

Give her a second to regain her composure and footing before she's up and shouting right back with the force of one hundred angry drunkards.]

FUS-RO-DAH!

Woah-oahoahoah!

[Well, he wasn't expecting that! He's blown back a bit but stops short of the usual blasting off again by revealing he can fly, stopping himself.

And then starting himself by launching forward to release a big ol' barrage of FIST TO THE FACE and everywhere else too.]

That will teach you to--

[Oh. He can fly.

It's okay, because she is confident even as he launches towards her that she can dodge him! And she probably dodges one punch before she realizes that he's fast as hell and there is no way she can keep up with all of that.

But as she is being pummeled with her arms up in a vain attempt to shield herself, she works out a solution. Sort of. And that is to thrust her arms forward and just shoot LOTS OF FIRE EVERYWHERE. Mostly at him, ideally. But she's kind of busy getting the crap punched out of her and therefore her aim isn't all that great right now!]

[That extra eye of his isn't for show and it gives him a lot of skill in following and predicting movements. So when her arms make the first hints of moving forward, he moves out of their range, ready to step back in and-

Oh Kami fire everywhere what the hell.

He's kind of on fire now, but he gives another of those yells and a burst of force from his whole body extinguishes him.]

You-

[He cuts himself off from some nasty and probably sexist language to instead perform a motion similar to hers, arms thrust forward and palms up. It's like, an energy shove so if she's knocked down, he can jump up and land a flying knee on her.]

[Yeah he better cut himself off -- oh.

When she sees him doing something with his arms she has about a split second to decide what she's going to do!

She's going to call a dragon, ha! Of course, she has to allow herself to get knocked back by that blow first, but once she's fallen she shouts.]

OD-AH-VIING!

[But said dragon is not here SO NOTHING HAPPENS.]

...Damn.

[Just after she says 'damn' is when he lands, knee first on her stomach. He balances in place for a second before jumping off and smirking down at her.]

Had enough yet?

[There is a sound somewhere between a cry of awful stomach crushing pain and a choke, and when he lets up on her she just kind of...rolls on her side and cradles her stomach as a white aura covers her body. Fuck this pain she's healing!]

Y-you--!

[Someone get her a tiny violin because she was just defeated. Not good for her ego. When she can she manages to shakily get to her knees and glare a thousand daggers at the freakishly tall bastard. Maybe if this were under any other circumstance she would be impressed and even thrilled to have such a fight but this guy was such a BUTTHOLE.]

Just what in Oblivion are you?

[~~Just gonna take this time to heal don't pay attention to that aura.~~]

I'm the strongest of the Crane School of Martial Arts!

[A butthole he is, indeed. Arms crossed, he casually puts a foot on her head for good measure.]

Say you give up, or I won't be responsible for what happens next!

[Her entire body stiffens at the contact. His foot is on her head. His foot is on her head. More offensive, perhaps, is that he expects her to give up! Unfortunately, her large ego will not allow her to do such a thing.]

I...will make you regret CROSSING THE DRAGONBORN!!

[BACK TO SHOUTING, and in a swift movement she moves to grab his foot so she can send a large shock wave of electricity through his body should she manage.]

[He grits his teeth and makes a very 'being electrocuted hurts' noises-

Whilst also starting to stomp on her head to try to get her to stop.]

[Despite having her head being stomped on -- which hurts like a bitch by the way -- she maintains her grip for as long as she can.

Which is to say, not very long as her Magicka begins to drain.]

Feim-Zii-Gron!

[And in an instant her form becomes ethereal, which at least puts a stop to the electrocuting. And fortunately for her, the stomping on the head. Unfortunately, she can't do jack shit either.

She stumbles back and points at him. She has so had enough of this shit.]

You are so very fortunate I cannot call upon my dragon to bite your head off! ["Her" dragon, right.]

[He doesn't quit the very instant her Shout kicks in. Performing a spin kick and a punch that achieves the square root of all fuck is what makes him stop. The lady has some weird skills. Ones he'd like to copy, but they seem a bit too complex for now. Maybe when he mediates on it.]

I'd make boots out of your little pet, lady!

[It doesn't show much, but damn that shock hurt like hell. But it all just excites him. Fighting is his thing.]

You giving up with that trick?

[He is still on her giving up. She's not the only one with an ego.]

Do not underestimate the dragons!

[Oh damn it to Oblivion. Every time someone even suggests she give up there is no way she can stop. Pride and all that. Even if she was thoroughly getting her ass kicked. But when all is said and done she is a Nord and fighting is a big ass deal to her and her people.]

Ha! I am a Nord. We do not "give up"!

[But that little respite allowed her to recharge. Her form returns back to normal and she's solid once again. Though she decides to take the chance to strike first by charging at him with a raised fist (that happens to be holding a fire spell) and attempting to punch him right in his stupid FACE!]

Then this will be-

[This one he can see coming, and when he can see it coming Tien can do a lot. Wrapping his hand in a cloak of energy, he protects himself from the fire and grabs her hand, using his incredible strength to try and throw her right up.]

THE FIRST TIME ONE DOES!

[He's setting up for his favourite, the Volley Ball Attack! First up, when they come down they get smashed back up with one hand, then again, finally when they're up-

He jumps up to deliver a double handed spike down.

Throughout the whole thing he makes an utterly adorkable face.]

[The Dragonborn is sure she has him now! She just has to use a little more magicka to go along with her brute force--

--Of course she doesn't see it coming when he's able to grab her hand and protect himself from the fire. She's just now starting to think that third eye does more than just make him look weird!

She is powerless as she's lifted into the air, and then kept airborne until he smashes her down ~~God she wants to punch that face~~. When she collides with the ground dust kicks up from around her and she doesn't move for a good long...half minute. Because hell no she is getting back up. Or, at least she's trying too. It's a bit of a struggle, but she manages to shakily get to her feet, albeit hunched over.]

Wrong.

[Kind of late for a comeback but whatever. She's going to throw a thunderbolt right at him, and one more after the first, hoping to at least get him once!]

[In all honesty, Tien is kind of impressed that she refuses to surrender. Impressed and annoyed, and annoyed that he's impressed. The momentary hesitance caused keeps him from blowing her up while she's down. He on the other hand is chilling up in the air, hovering as he watches her struggle to get up.

He sways out of the way of the first, but the second he catches. Or at least fills his palm with energy to negate it. When he does he wobbles a little- protection from all the prior shocks has used up a lot more of his stamina than he thought. He kind of hopes she thinks her attacks are useless now he's gotten used to them. He's not actually faster than the bolts, but he can see where her hand is going and thus predict her aim.]

Damn... You're one tough bitch, you know that?

[Cracking his smirk again-]

Last chance! You refuse again, I'll break whatever hand you attack with next!

[She's right there with him in the "annoyed and annoyed at being impressed" deal. But there are very few people who have stumped her in battle so badly.

She wonders if he has some kind of negating spell, before she snorts derisively at his remark.]

You've no idea.

[Nope, nope. Not giving up.]

Not going to happen! [She takes a deep breath:] Strun-Bah-Qo!

[And suddenly the clouds darken, rain pours from the sky, and there is quite an angry storm brewing. Her hope is that he'll get down from there (or if he doesn't, get his stupid face struck by lightening), and with him being soaked in rain she can try one last shock spell like before. If only she can grab him.

After that she's all out of ideas!]

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