new muse found the drinks cabinet in my head??? o-oh.

[tipple]

this headpsace is the fuckin BOBMMMMMM

*bomb
brb partyin w/ all of these bitpches and sendin dirk a postcard since i got all new buckets fo sag

*SWAG loloool

nope this is tight as gstrigns on a whale
*ghcestrings
*chestings!
*cheesrtings??
yep that one
oooomfffg congrats self +1 case of the munchies

neways OONTZ OONTZ OONTXZ

Comments

[blessed_demon]

[He pinched the bridge of his nose seeing that Roxy was drunk off her ass. Then again that was the norm for her but he had never been introduced to a Lalonde before.]

Well aren't you excitable?

[tipple]

arent u condesneding

*ciondescending

w/e broseph
no daiquiri for u

[blessed_demon]

I run my own club and bar so I don't particularly need your drinks.

[tipple]

NEWSFALSH!!! *FLASH!
no 1 curr
have fun in ur club must be super chic if you came over to talk down to a lady
jusy a silly drunk girly rite??
kthxbye

[blessed_demon]

I didn't mean to sound like I was talking down to you, I was just commenting that you seemed rather excited.

[tipple]

ok
lest start over
u say hi omg what a hot chick how about i buy u a drink
no snarking or pinching of noses thats so gdamn rude
be a GENT k
fetch me another umbrella plz
my drink looks sad its now your duty to cheer it up

[blessed_demon]

[Resisting urge to look annoyed.]

How about I make you a new drink while I introduce myself to you?

[tipple]

[ Well, her drink is pretty pathetically low ... +1 point for the stranger! ]

tahts acceptable yes

[blessed_demon]

[Well he'd help himself to the bar then. He was many years her superior in the art of drink mixing so he would make quite the impressive cocktail. When he was done he'd slide the delicious concoction over to her.]

My name is Laventous but you may call me Lava.

[tipple]

can i call you mr batman
shit
*barman
lolo can be batman if its a thing youd like

[blessed_demon]

I don't normally man the bar but I used to before I got a staff together. By the way if we ever end up in a game together I think everyone would love to see you at my bar, you seem rather lively.

[tipple]

haha yeh i bet they would
kinda fresh arent you for like someone a billion years old
wait
what type fp bar is it??
*of

[blessed_demon]

Oh don't get cheeky with-

Wait...how did you know I'm older than a human?

[Damn you Roxy if you just tricked him into admitting that.]

It's more of a lounge. We serve all kinds of tastes. It's also something of a sanctuary for those who want to seek fun without being in danger of being harmed.

[tipple]

cos ur old enough to have a bar genius
what are you then?
also seems like a bar would have fights anyway no mater what you do
*matter

[blessed_demon]

I'm an Abian.

[That would do for a description of that, onto the bar situation.]

Yes but the lounge has a particular blessing. As long as I am inside its' walls no act of intended harm can be done.

The attacker or attackers would be stopped in their tracks or the weapon they were using will disappear.

[tipple]

for a mintue i thought you said literally insiiiiiide its walls
some wall guy creepin round
whats an abian do?

[blessed_demon]

Pretty much the same things a human does. Eat, sleep, love. Of course eating is very different for an Abian.

[tipple]

empty aaaaall your secrets
theyre totes safe with me

[blessed_demon]

Very well.

Abians feed on particular things. It could be an emotion, a sensation or a physical thing. For instance one of our dancers, Roxanne, is fed when people are happy.

[tipple]

btw roxanne = 2nd best name evr
isnt that messy
what if someones depressed?

[blessed_demon]

Its' only messy with the ones that eat flesh or blood.

If someone's depressed then she'll try to make them happy. None of my staff feed off of depression, a little too messy when people are trying to have a good time.

[tipple]

oh k well only ones that eat ppl thank GOD
as long as their meals r happy....
messed up staff quoata is go

*quota

[blessed_demon]

You'd be surprised how many people let me feed off of them.

[He gave her a smirk.]

[tipple]

probly would

[blessed_demon]

But I suppose you'd consider me the "lesser" evil in this case. I feed off of blood.

[biipolar]

what are you even 2ayiing? iit doe2n't even make 2en2e.

[tipple]

its a party get in heer
hellooooo welcom 2 my boudir
*boudoir
its classy as fuuuuuq

LETS TURN THIS INTO A PARtY

[tipsygnostalgia]

best thing about munss heads
unlimited supply of alhocol
*alcohol

HERE WE GOOOO

[tipple]

omfggg SUDDNELY a classy madame from the shadows appears ;)

*suddenly

10x the shindig now
waht u drinkin there self and do u require a sassy mumbrelna??

*fuck UMBRELNA
stupd gdmn sp screw it

HELL YES

[tipsygnostalgia]

you kno what my life would be so fkn compete w/one of those umbrells
*umbrelas
...

ahh fuck the typos
we are testing out the vodkak atm

[tipple]

its vodka o cock!

*CLOCK woooow go me

you can have 2 of those little babbies b/c we are twice the fabulous tonight ;)
whats up my p much twin??
besides all this hotness raisin the roof

[tipsygnostalgia]

ty <3
and i must say that we cetarinly are fkn fabulous

rly tho im just here chillin out
wonderig why theres only 2 attending this grand partay
*wondering
i mean just the 2 of us is gr8 but lack of eyecandy is somethingto lametn over dont u agree/?
*lament

[tipple]

yeah its not rly a full blown filthy roofhsaker without some other hotties up in here
trouble is knowin how to lure them in
liek attractive birds all excited over thes echoice ladybugs on hooks or somethn

*too many typooooes

[tipsygnostalgia]

hmmm
gotta be peeps around here soemwherre
cant say no to this quality blonde duo
idk how to get them ocer here tho

d/w about the typos i know wht u mean ;D

[brofin]

Hell yessssss! It is a t-time for joyousss revelry!