On getting back on the rp horse

[brokenblade]

I was hoping that I could finally get some peace and quiet around here, but now that you are dragging me out I can see that is not possible.

You are just as bad as that damn novice. Leave me be, I have work to do- important work. Unlike some.

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[brokenblade]

That thing called 'pokemon' is a biggest waste of time I have ever seen. I don't understand how she thinks that is anything to be bothered with. I have private matters to attend too, and I won't allow her to get in my way.

[Assassin stuff. SORRY MARIA, HE DON'T KNOW YOU YET.]

[givetheslip]

[It's cool, she doesn't know him well either yet.]

I'm not familiar with this poking activity, but I've found there's always a bigger waste of time to be found. They're very creative that way.

[brokenblade]

It's witchcraft.

[Or at least he thinks it is.]

I am beginning to think that is the only thing that they are good for; wasting time.

[givetheslip]

[Close enough.]

That and plucking us from our lives at disparate and confusing points. I'd prefer to discover my future by living it, not by meeting strangers who seem to know it better than I do.

[brokenblade]

They are sadists, but I haven't had the unfortunate of that happening.

[Yet.]

[givetheslip]

Then you are quite lucky, unless you wish to learn that you will one day become a parent by meeting your many-times-over great grandchild.

[brokenblade]

[say wha]

I take it this was your experience?

[givetheslip]

Quite recently. I'm still not sure what to make of it.

[brokenblade]

It is illogical, that is what I make of it.

[but what did the middle ages know of logic anyways.]

[givetheslip]

That's certainly one word for it. It did not help that I was the last person to know who his great grandfather would be.

[It was awkward.]

[brokenblade]

Ah, I take it you are not married to him as of yet then.

I can see how that would be strange.

[givetheslip]

I never expected to marry anyone again. Altaïr makes a fine traveling companion, but I had not considered him as a husband.

[brokenblade]

Yes he can be-

[Wait.....








WHAT]

What did you say?

[givetheslip]

[Raising an eyebrow]

That I had never imagined Altaïr to be more than a friend and ally.

[brokenblade]

I have had the displeasure of knowing that damn novice my entire life and he is neither of those things.

Who are you?

laughing really hard at the below thread

[givetheslip]

[Okay, buddy, way to be huffy.]

Maria Thorpe. Formerly of the Knights Templar.

glad im not the only one

[brokenblade]

A what?

[A TEMPLAR???? HE MARRIED. A. TEMPLAR.

Oh that novice is dead.]

this post is just so beautiful

[givetheslip]

Please don't forget the "formerly," I know your ears work. I've long since left their service.

i'd like to thank malik for being a grumpy ass

[brokenblade]

That doesn't excuse you from being a part of them.

[God, what was that novice thinking-OH RIGHT HE WASN'T.]

How did you meet him?

it's his best quality

[givetheslip]

Excuse you, I had my reasons.

[And she might not feel like explaining them to Mr. Grumpydick.]

I met him when he came to kill Robert de Sable and found me in his place.

[nbd nbd]

[brokenblade]

You were a decoy.

[Great.]

And he didn't kill you.

[WOW THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.]

malik rn: http://tinyurl.com/pvyo4js

[givetheslip]

We knew he would come. The Assassins are very good at what they do, but they are not the only ones.

[Okay, so there's a tiny tiny bit of Templar pride left.]

I was not his target; he chose to be merciful, whereas I would have happily put a knife in his back at the time.

[True Romance^TM]

bhvjreh its so true

[brokenblade]

He is the only one who would have been merciful.

[AND HE AIN'T GETTING MERCY FROM MALIK RAGE!!!]

[givetheslip]

How lucky for me.

[Her tone is just dripping with not-sincerity.]

When we met again, I liked him no better, but in time I saw the Templars' goals for what they truly were, and my alliance changed.