On getting back on the rp horse

[brokenblade]

I was hoping that I could finally get some peace and quiet around here, but now that you are dragging me out I can see that is not possible.

You are just as bad as that damn novice. Leave me be, I have work to do- important work. Unlike some.

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[brokenblade]

They are sadists, but I haven't had the unfortunate of that happening.

[Yet.]

[givetheslip]

Then you are quite lucky, unless you wish to learn that you will one day become a parent by meeting your many-times-over great grandchild.

[brokenblade]

[say wha]

I take it this was your experience?

[givetheslip]

Quite recently. I'm still not sure what to make of it.

[brokenblade]

It is illogical, that is what I make of it.

[but what did the middle ages know of logic anyways.]

[givetheslip]

That's certainly one word for it. It did not help that I was the last person to know who his great grandfather would be.

[It was awkward.]

[brokenblade]

Ah, I take it you are not married to him as of yet then.

I can see how that would be strange.

[givetheslip]

I never expected to marry anyone again. Altaïr makes a fine traveling companion, but I had not considered him as a husband.

[brokenblade]

Yes he can be-

[Wait.....








WHAT]

What did you say?

[givetheslip]

[Raising an eyebrow]

That I had never imagined Altaïr to be more than a friend and ally.

[brokenblade]

I have had the displeasure of knowing that damn novice my entire life and he is neither of those things.

Who are you?

laughing really hard at the below thread

[givetheslip]

[Okay, buddy, way to be huffy.]

Maria Thorpe. Formerly of the Knights Templar.

glad im not the only one

[brokenblade]

A what?

[A TEMPLAR???? HE MARRIED. A. TEMPLAR.

Oh that novice is dead.]

this post is just so beautiful

[givetheslip]

Please don't forget the "formerly," I know your ears work. I've long since left their service.

i'd like to thank malik for being a grumpy ass

[brokenblade]

That doesn't excuse you from being a part of them.

[God, what was that novice thinking-OH RIGHT HE WASN'T.]

How did you meet him?

it's his best quality

[givetheslip]

Excuse you, I had my reasons.

[And she might not feel like explaining them to Mr. Grumpydick.]

I met him when he came to kill Robert de Sable and found me in his place.

[nbd nbd]

[brokenblade]

You were a decoy.

[Great.]

And he didn't kill you.

[WOW THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.]

malik rn: http://tinyurl.com/pvyo4js

[givetheslip]

We knew he would come. The Assassins are very good at what they do, but they are not the only ones.

[Okay, so there's a tiny tiny bit of Templar pride left.]

I was not his target; he chose to be merciful, whereas I would have happily put a knife in his back at the time.

[True Romance^TM]

bhvjreh its so true

[brokenblade]

He is the only one who would have been merciful.

[AND HE AIN'T GETTING MERCY FROM MALIK RAGE!!!]

[givetheslip]

How lucky for me.

[Her tone is just dripping with not-sincerity.]

When we met again, I liked him no better, but in time I saw the Templars' goals for what they truly were, and my alliance changed.